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whitefrancis
- FB Fan -
Australia
53 Posts |
 Posted - 02/17/2004 : 23:45:49
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i know no-one will beleive a word of this but THIS IS 100% TRUE.
the reason why they broke up in the first place was because FRANK AND KIM HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS!! i can't believe the truth has yet to come out after all this time so there it is.
do your homework before you decide it is bullshit. 
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 03:01:29
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| wow, say hello to massif snake, my friend on this board who has also convinced himself of this. |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 02/18/2004 03:02:13 |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 03:06:54
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maybe one day a homemade tape will surface....
i'm sure TarTar will post a link if that ever occurs.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 03:13:07
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| i just realised something. i wouldn't be suprised is the Pixies DVD was an 18... i think we all know what this backstage footage is now! |
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Sprite
* Dog in the Sand *
1329 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 03:48:34
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Listen very carefully, I'm gonna say this only once
I did NOT have sexual relations, with that woman, Ms Deal, I didnt ask anyone to lie ......... |
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dyperman
- FB Fan -
87 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 04:22:29
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| that is definitly a true story......Heard it from the horses mouth |
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 04:24:28
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...and not from the grapevine.....
hmm..interesting...
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6203 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 06:30:47
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what the fuck!
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 07:06:52
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Originally posted by dyperman
that is definitly a true story......Heard it from the horses mouth
now i'm confused. i thought this was a silly thread. but now you say that, and i'm assuming you're being serious, and you've met frank many a time whilst they tour and stuff (from the 'whose met frank black' thread), so being the trusting lad i am, i'm kind of buying this? but what? what? what?!?
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 07:43:43
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 07:48:52
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so the comment by Kim in the interview during the WERS session of "Charles, quit touching my breast!" takes on a (slightly) different meaning now....
"I joined the Cult of Frank / I think that man deserves a DB!" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 08:04:38
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All I thought when I saw this topic was 'eh. Who cares?' I think the horse is dead.
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 08:29:20
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the horse is definitely not dead, and i thank whitefrancis for bringing these lovely topic back up again.
my actual theory was that frank wanted to shag kim but she rejected him, which would also explain why he gradually phased her songs outta the band. blatantly.
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:08:53
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Sincerely - true or not, I don't give a f***.
 "Welcome back to the 10th grade!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:23:09
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Originally posted by ramona
All I thought when I saw this topic was 'eh. Who cares?' I think the horse is dead.
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amen. who cares? |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:31:57
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| What? What the hell are you guys doing? This isn't a tabloid, it's a fan forum. Keep that crap private. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:33:30
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As long as he does not try to have relations with me, I am alright.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
It's step, hip, step, pivot! Are you trying to piss-off the volcano?! |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:44:35
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Yeah, you have no basis for this.
 "Join the Cult of Brit / And let your oral hygiene go out the window." |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 10:46:27
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quote:
Originally posted by whitefrancis
the reason why they broke up in the first place was because FRANK AND KIM HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS!!
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Thanks for putting that one part in CAPS. I would have accidentally skipped right over that part!
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 11:20:01
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:02:26
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6203 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:17:53
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I read that frank had a sexuel relationship with dave mcCafrey too
that's why the catholics are dead now....
I read this in the Sun btw
"I joined the Cult of Frank/Nobody wanted to join my Culf" |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 12:42:52
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Yeah, as Sarah and I might say, they had McSex! Hee.
Okay, I am done with this silly topic. G'day.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 16:16:05
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that is definitly a true story......Heard it from the horses mouth
There was a horse involved? That's very disturbing...
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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Itchload
= Cult of Ray =
USA
891 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 22:35:55
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2004 : 23:22:00
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What Kim asked of Frank at the end of the day, Caligula would have blushed...
-Nathan
And how does lemur's skin reflect the sea?
http://vovat.blogspot.com/ |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 07:48:34
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that is a far more plausible theory-well done
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 07:51:36
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Originally posted by bflat
I think you'll find Frank was having sexual relations with David and he left the band when Joey wouldn't join them for a threesome because he felt rejected. I know this to be true because if you look closely at videos of pixies concerts you can see the top of Frank's suspender belt poking over his chino's.
Blondes, brunettes, strawberry blondes, mousey, greasy, split ends, bald
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boner machine
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
51 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 09:29:18
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ok people, here's the REAL reason why the pixies split...
frank, please forgive me for what i am about to say....
the government forced the pixies to split because of the lyrics to the songs on trompe le monde, frank just knew too much about the roswell incident & had to stop him from telling the public.
got to go now, "they're" watching. |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 09:54:33
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the truth is now let outta the bag.......i think i can hear mulder knocking
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 10:05:29
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Straight from the horses mouth? What, a drugged horse?
CARL.
"ME TOO!"
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pudmeister
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
159 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 10:16:34
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I know this is all jokes but i think this type of thread might piss frank off and not wanna visit this site anymore
"Looking through the eye of a pig I see it all" - Cypress Hill |
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massif snake
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
282 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:12:47
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surely the big man can take a joke
have sex with the nuns at my school. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:25:29
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| apparently not, he got pissed when some guy posted a fake headline with his name in it. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 11:34:35
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Actually, this Kim Deal gag could be taken badly. It's a bit stupid, I dunno....it's hard to judge just when people are GENUINELY taking the piss or not sometimes.
CARL.
"ME TOO!"
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ShakeyShake
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1058 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2004 : 13:44:15
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Well it's not entirely unbelieveable,i mean it could have happened,not saying that it did and i know the entire truth,cos really who does?
"I joined the Cult of Frank / 28:06:42:12" |
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REAL REASON FOR ORIGINAL SPLIT
