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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:06:10
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(Sorry KOK, not having a go at you, just though this'd be fun.)
GEORGE BUSH IS A ROBOT CREATED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS!
The evidence:
1. If you looks closely, you can see little mechanical hinges on his wrists.
2. He is often seen wearing a batch with 'S' on it-the international symbol of Scientology!
3. Close inspection of the rough draft of his inauguration speech reveals the lines: "Everybody should become a Scientologist! *Buzz* Click*!"
4. Video footage on YouTube reveals him being dismantled at a secret base by Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Beck! The footage has since been taken down by the CIA.
5. He once dated Kirsty Alley, who claimed he was "like a machine" in the sack.
6. He proposed building a giant anti-alien lazer-out of his own body parts!
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:09:42
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And now come 500 straight posts by KOK ...
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:11:28
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cohen is a pirate. think about it, he has a hook for a hand, and eyepatch, and he's always saying "arghh". and once he called me "matey" and told me to swab the poop deck.
Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:31:30
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KoK is actually an agent of the CIA and is doing a great undercover job.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:42:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
KoK is actually an agent of the CIA and is doing a great undercover job.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
True, I was recruited right out of the Weeblows after winning a medal for ugliest kite at the yearly kite contest(1976). I initially caught their eye after placing fourth in the pine derby earlier that year then the kite contest confirmed my potential as a top agent/mind controlled assassin for them.
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Don't doubt my wisdom.
Network - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTN3s2iVKKI
Orwell 1984 - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5464625623984168940 |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 08/30/2007 11:43:24 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 11:56:16
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KOK works for youtube / google and gets paid on a link-posted basis
"I am a troll.. and a fag." -LBF |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:12:28
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Is that the famous 5 mile deep Siberian scientific hole Hell sound? I think that is an uncredited outtake from Revolution 9.
I have numerous conspiracy theories that I personally amuse myself with, very few of which have nothing to do the CFL. |
Edited by - hammerhands on 08/30/2007 12:14:11 |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:26:21
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KoK, the thread was INVENT your own conspiracy theories, not post a Youtube link to ones previously invented.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 12:53:30
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Frank Black is an alien survivor of the UFO crash in Roswell, July 1947. He was in a coma for almost 20 years following the crash, during which numerous operations were undertook to make him look more human-like. When he awoke he instantly had the ability to play guitar and quickly wrote and recorded 30-40 albums worth of music over a mere three months. The US government have restricted the release of his material and have worked hard to make his career appear to have developed naturally.
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 08/30/2007 12:56:20 |
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:36:02
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Raccoons are not in fact cute and cuddly, but actually assholes. Not really a conspiracy theory, but it seems like there is and agenda to make out some animals to be something they're not. Same with Hippos.
Pandas are just a worthless animal and always have a lot of shit on their ass-fur.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 14:53:40
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Chinese conspiracies are bedeviling. The panda a case in point. The trick is not to look into the eyes of them as you only get drawn in deeper. Cut to the shit on the ass-fur and watch them disappear like smoke. Good call Jefrey.
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 17:15:07
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Originally posted by Jefrey
Raccoons are not in fact cute and cuddly, but actually assholes. Not really a conspiracy theory, but it seems like there is and agenda to make out some animals to be something they're not. Same with Hippos.
Pandas are just a worthless animal and always have a lot of shit on their ass-fur.
== jeffamerica ==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWADTkQC-Ww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMdUBJ5votc
Into the sea, you and me, all these years and no one heard. |
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treetime
- FB Fan -
USA
217 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2007 : 21:26:28
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
469 Posts |
Posted - 08/31/2007 : 02:24:17
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Bluefinger is the work of 'nashville period' hating FB tribute band 'Phrank Blakked', for whom FMRM was the last straw. It is actually their imagined follow-up to TOTY. Notice how 'Frank' has lost weight in the last year? He hasn't, that's 'Phrank'. Sorry everyone, it's not The Man. Sadly, I have information that the next true FB project is a collaboration with Boxcar Willie and George Hamilton IV.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:02:12
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Shocking new conspiracy here
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:09:26
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ha! that's hilarious.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?"
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2007 : 15:21:16
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Master Chief unmasked?
(don‘t worry. Not a Halo 3 spoiler)
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2007 : 17:52:59
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The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the leadership of the reverse vampires, have been forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Invent your own conspiracy theories.
BELIEVE!