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pot
> Teenager of the Year <
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 11/10/2012 : 04:46:43
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i wonder if Paula Broadwell will do a Playboy spread
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 11/10/2012 : 05:35:29
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/11/2012 : 01:12:23
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All in? Or in an off the ankle burqa number maybe?
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 11/20/2012 : 05:49:15
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I wonder if anyone else finds it sexy when you have an eye test and the optician gets really close up to you, her hair brushing up against your face, her soft, sensual voice "look up, look down". That feeling of mutual attraction and sexual tension slowly building as you look directly into her eyes in almost complete darkness and she starts to run her hand up your thigh...
Ok I made up that last bit about the thigh. Still, I'm glad I went for my eye test today. I got a bit of a twitch on, truth be told.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 11/20/2012 : 10:33:40
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Originally posted by pixiestu
I wonder if anyone else finds it sexy when you have an eye test and the optician gets really close up to you, her hair brushing up against your face, her soft, sensual voice "look up, look down". That feeling of mutual attraction and sexual tension slowly building as you look directly into her eyes in almost complete darkness and she starts to run her hand up your thigh...
Ok I made up that last bit about the thigh. Still, I'm glad I went for my eye test today. I got a bit of a twitch on, truth be told.
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Absolutely. There's a real sense of confusion when they stare deeply into your eyes, especially if they're attractive. It gets worse as you age, Stu -- you find yourself in your 40s and the eye doc in her 20s, and you wonder if maybe she sees something special in your eyes that she's never seen in another man's. And then she says, "Your eyes are fine. See you in a year or two."
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/20/2012 : 15:00:18
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i've had that awkward feeling before with the Russian dental assistant who works with my dentist's office. that moment where you feel there is some kind of undeniable connection. not just physical attraction but something deeper than that. i've had that with strippers too.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 11/20/2012 : 16:27:20
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not to try and one up Stu or anything but this reminds me of a story.
when i was about 13 i had an accident on the playground where i literally ran into a pole, smashing my balls, horribly. my groin area was throbbing and when i went to feel my balls, on my right ball, all i felt was squishy cartlidgey stuff and water (this was before i learned that your balls will retreat into your sack in the event of severe trauma. smart balls). being a highly concerned kid, and possibly somewhat of a hypochondriac, I asked my mom to take me to the hospital. i honestly believed i had destroyed one of my balls and this was concerning.
got to hospital and they toldl me to go in this curtained area, take off my pants and underwear, and lay on the bed. mind you, this is at the age when getting naked like that is extremely uncomfortable - i really did not want to do it but i was genuinely concerned and wanted to get my sac looked at.
so i undress. i'm laying there, extremely nervous, with just a shirt on, feeling as uncomfortable as i could possibly feel. and, worrying about the prospect of a doctor seeing me naked, let alone possibly having to touch my schlong, or whatever he's going to have to do. and then... the absolute unexpected happened..
an attractive, young female doctor walks in through the curtains - full lab coat, stethoscope - the works. she had long auburn hair and a nice smile. thinking back now, she was probably only in her 20's, but then she still seemed like a severe adult.
being naked for a male doctor would have been bad enough, but this was beyond embarrassing. anyway, blah blah... we talked about my problem etc.. and after some chit chat, at some point she literally, and very gently, massages / caressees my ball sack. lightly. tenderly. feeling the balls (by this time both balls were present). because i was in that weird between-age it was oddly not erotic - though not un-sexual. i think my mind was basically blown. having a female touching my business and the whole deal was too much and, i kid you not, it sent me into a laughing fit (also because it tickled).. i was laughing my ass off the whole time, uncontrollably. which she thought was funny too.
anyway, doesn't really compare, but in some ways it does. i felt like maybe that doc and i connected in some way. and it's a fond memory
true story
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 11/20/2012 : 18:24:13
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That's a fantastic story.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 11/21/2012 : 00:31:59
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I get it from a Bulgarian lady at my regular haircut place. All very innocent. Yeah it definitely reminds me of when I was a kid.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2012 : 09:07:32
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I'm glad it's not just me. I did see a wedding ring on the optician's hand and it crossed my mind that maybe she isn't completely satisfied with her marriage. She had just told me about her bad start to the day, the horrendous traffic, being late for work etc, but I got the impression that they weren't the real problems, I could just sense that there was more to her story. I was charming, funny and pleasant and seemed to relax her quite quickly. My confidence was soaring, I had really put her at ease in the space of a minute or so, yet she still looked like she needed to blow off some steam, maybe I should have leant in for the kiss? Is this an opportunity missed that I will regret forever?
I've never kissed a short, round, middle aged Indian woman before but she just drove me wild. We definitely had a thing.
floop, that's one hell of a story. I think at that age I would rather have a severely injured sac than go through the embarassment.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 11/21/2012 : 11:32:19
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On an unrelated note I really need to stay off facebook as much as I can. I'm becoming one of those weird stalker types (as if I wasn't enough of one already). I have that feeling that if people want to post information about themselves to millions on the worlds most popular social networking site then it would just be daft not to take in this information for myself. Information is power. I just need to limit myself or else I will become too powerful.
I am 'friends' with a few people from this forum on there and I guess it's cool to see the faces and people behind the usernames. That's one of the plus points I suppose.
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Dog gone it I just checked facebook on my phone. I need help.
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Edited by - pixiestu on 11/21/2012 12:08:45 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2012 : 13:43:45
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do you often use the word daft in general conversation? just curious
i'm thinking about how the British talk funny
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2012 : 06:24:09
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Sometimes. I never really thought about it but I think on average I probably use the word 'daft' around 3.5 times per week.
I do make sure, however, to use the words 'sac' and 'lick' at least 10 times per day in the same sentence.
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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =
Thailand
313 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2012 : 00:19:19
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2012 : 17:15:37
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i really don't feel like driving to the west side
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2012 : 22:35:42
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I did something last night that I probably shouldn't have. I want to do it again though.
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =
Wallis and Futuna Islands
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Srisaket
= Cult of Ray =
Thailand
313 Posts |
Posted - 12/18/2012 : 16:24:36
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| Planning my new look and wardrobe for 2013 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/19/2012 : 08:43:43
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Navajo inspired prints are the new camo
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2012 : 12:13:04
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i feel like 'ugly Christmas sweater' parties are played out
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2012 : 13:32:12
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 12/21/2012 : 15:32:54
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What's on my mind? I was wearing a hat earlier and I did get a haircut last week, other than that, I guess just gravity.
going VoVat on this shit |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 12/26/2012 : 10:55:02
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 12/28/2012 : 09:37:54
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There's a girl on my mind. She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine...
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2013 : 10:17:22
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I hate all women...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/07/2013 : 10:51:47
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you should form a club with fissile
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 01/13/2013 : 06:34:53
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Pixies popped up in a strange dream I had the other week... switched on TV the next morning and Live at Eurockeennes was on Sky Arts. Weird.
Or maybe I'm just nuts. :) |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2013 : 14:33:49
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I'm drunk. I'm talking with me ex girlfriend. I don't know if it's a good idea...
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/15/2013 : 15:55:43
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fbc
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 01/17/2013 : 13:25:11
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| ...Just thought I'd mention came across FB+TC Live in Melkveg CD today; assume it's an official release, vaguely remember hearing about it before. Saw it in Tower Records (which we still have here... for now), both HMV stores in Dublin were closed today until further notice. In any case, Goodbye CDs... |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 02/06/2013 : 12:07:58
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Dark matter is the greatest sounding thing.
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