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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  14:03:42  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This has to be the best thread of the last 3 years or something. I wish I had some talent for it.

"Je vais faire les soldes chez Morgan", déclara Tom.


Denis
"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  14:05:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. please, start a separate french one or something

"Idiot" is just her sig.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  14:32:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

"ventricles, aortas, chambers, yup, got 'em all," tom said wholeheartedly.

The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
"Shine's got twice as much as me" Tom said half-heartedly

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  14:39:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. please, start a separate french one or something

"Idiot" is just her sig.
"Dried grapes keep me fighting fit" Tom a dit raisonnablement

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  15:01:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I like buggery", Tom said manfully

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  15:25:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm free", Mr Humphreys said gaily

/ @ * ~ ¦ ¬ . , |
Edited by - s_wrenn on 06/28/2007 15:27:02
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  15:42:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I hate everything about school" Tom said comprehensively

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  16:10:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by trobrianders

quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever

"ventricles, aortas, chambers, yup, got 'em all," tom said wholeheartedly.

The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
"Shine's got twice as much as me" Tom said half-heartedly

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"do you smell gas?" tom asked hoofheartedly.

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  17:49:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Lee is innocent," Tom said freely.

"Idiot" is just her sig.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  17:55:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coastline

quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

"Call me Number 1," Tom said oddly

"Idiot" is just her sig.
"Call me No. 2," Tom shat.

Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.


"Call me No. 0," Tom said naughtily

"Idiot" is just her sig.
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the acorahs
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
181 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  18:39:20  Show Profile  Visit the acorahs's Homepage  Click to see the acorahs's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
"The director of Hulk and Brokeback Mountain has took my George Foreman lean mean cooking machine!" Tom said angrily.

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it is a wretched life and vanity is repulsive

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  21:39:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"those scotsmen sure like elbow-shaped pasta" tom said macerroneously.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  21:42:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"seinfeld eats off a star-of-david shaped plate'"tom said judiciously.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  21:43:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"i'm not even trying anymore," jon said effortlessly.

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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts
Posted - 06/28/2007 :  21:58:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jon?

Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  00:22:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm all for the naming of things", Tom pronounced.
Edited by - OLDMANOTY on 06/29/2007 00:23:06
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  00:23:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"That last piece of fruit gave me a stomach ache", Tom said melancholically

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  00:29:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm the best at double-entendres," Tom said cockily.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  00:50:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'd love to climb that church steeple", Tom said aspiringly.

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:07:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I, you, he, she, it, we, they" Tom pronounced

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:11:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Two pairs, with chains" Tom foresaw

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:15:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The brain transplant was a success" Tom was reminded

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:23:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"It was self-defense" Tom fired back

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:27:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Take the prisoner down to the cells" Tom said condescendingly

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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/29/2007 03:10:16
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:31:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"The salmon's on special offer" Tom said selfishly

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  01:35:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"We won the tournament" Tom said finally

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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:07:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm dead! No, I'm alive!", said Tom, repulsed.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:11:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"no, I'm not presenting my Tom Swifties like this to get more bees", Tom riposted

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:41:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Tippi, your niece likes eggs. Why don't you?" Tom asked expectantly

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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1594 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:45:26  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"It's a whoopee-cushion!" Tom ascertained
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:52:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm going back to the bog" Tom said repeatedly

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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  02:57:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Put that cigarette out" said Tom delightedly

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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  03:00:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I'm putting my glasses back on", said Tom respectfully.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  03:15:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"It gets awfully stuffy in the loft" said Tom fanatically

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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts
Posted - 06/29/2007 :  03:19:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I invented this game," said Tom, swiftly
Edited by - OLDMANOTY on 06/29/2007 03:19:31
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