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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
 Posted - 06/28/2007 : 00:40:26
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"I really disliked going to mass with the nuns", Tom miscommunicated
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 01:07:40
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"my bank balance is off" tom accounted.
"i need more toilet paper" tom replied.
"why did van gogh do that?" tom said wonderously.
"vern troyer can't tell the truth," tom implied.
"i haven't got any flowers for you," tom said lackadaisically.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
469 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 01:33:05
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"Hey, I've just been chatting to a sheep", Tom bleated.
Sorry, my first attempt. Must try harder. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 01:39:11
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"When she was mine!" Tom exclaimed
"I invented the world wide web" said Tim showing his concern
"Lillian Gish sat down to dinner" said Tom ingratiated
"I love pork dumplings" said Tom wantonly
"James can't sing" said Tom bluntly
"Underground water storage" said Tom well-meaningly
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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 11:37:52 |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 02:41:23
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"I like heart and kidneys in my stew", replied Tom awfully.
(one for the Frenchies) "I loved a particular French tennis playing guy, but can't remember his surname", said Tom forgetfully
"I had to empty my uncle's septic tank", Tom said incessantly
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 02:50:29
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"Were you an altar boy?" asked Tom inquiringly
"Get up and go downstairs" said Tom understandably
"Yogi stole my lunch" said Tom beratedly
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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 09:43:45 |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 04:14:30
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
"i need more toilet paper" tom replied.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
quote:
Originally posted by Llamadance
"I loved a particular French tennis playing guy, but can't remember his surname", said Tom forgetfully
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr
Pure gold.
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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 04:18:09 |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 06:32:35
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"I wanted to play this game, but i didn't get the rules" remig said frenchly.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 09:54:22
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"do the french ever follow the rules" tom said unerrantly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 09:55:02
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i mean errantly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 09:56:22
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"that chick sure likes ecstacy" tom said eagerly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 10:59:48
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This would have been better:
"Mr. Black, I'm an aspiring musician." Tom noted breathlessly
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"I'll never lend out my Rubik's cube again!" Tom resolved.
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"Tickle Tammy's tummy, Tickle Timmy's toes" Tom teased.
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(Too close to shineoftheever's)
"Leave my Pixies alone" Tom implored.
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"Do I use a nightcrawler or Don't I" Tom debated.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 11:02:47
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so you're allowed to pick your own verbs? i thought it was all about adverbs.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 11:14:09
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"Call me Number 1," Tom said oddly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 11:29:38
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"Every seven days" Tom said weakly
"In a heartbeat" Tom said compulsively
"That's illogical Captain" Tom said eerily
"Is that for me" Tom said presently
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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 11:44:40 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:17:25
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"the ice in my gin is melting" tom thought slowly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:20:26
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"peter di stefano and stephen perkins need a new singer for their band," tom said perilously
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:21:15
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"i feel like a rubber band," tom snapped back.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:23:24
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"i'm having deja vu," tom repeated.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:24:08
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"I've never lost a fight," Tom said unabashedly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:24:57
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"maybe the prison should have a different layout," tom contemplated.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:25:30
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"i'm having deja vu," tom repeated.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:32:44
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"I am definitely not saying anything", Tom said immutably
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:33:45
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:38:16
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"I'm never going camping with a sibling again," Tom said insistently
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 12:44:17
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"I hate Creative and their shitty mp3 players, stupid Singaporeans," Tom said xenophobicly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:03:42
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"I left it behind" Tom said mistakenly
(Real mind fuck that one)
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 13:11:03 |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:07:52
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"He lives in a housing co-operative" Tom said incoherently
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 06/28/2007 13:37:27 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:12:27
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
"Call me Number 1," Tom said oddly
"Idiot" is just her sig.
"Call me No. 2," Tom shat.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:18:13
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"He knocked me right off my chair" Tom said deceitfully
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:22:17
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"i'll wear a mink coat if feel like it!" tom yelled furiously.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:24:30
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"I always pay my taxes on time" Tom said dutifully
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:29:46
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"I can't wait to see the doctor" Tom said impatiently
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:34:36
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"Those guys beat me at poker. I only had kings high" Tom said menacingly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2007 : 13:57:57
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"ventricles, aortas, chambers, yup, got 'em all," tom said wholeheartedly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Tom Swifties
