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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
 Posted - 06/29/2007 : 04:31:52
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"Absolutely not" said Tom knowingly
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 04:33:29
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"I felt so dog gone", Tom barked.
"The arc of triumph" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 06:24:45
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"Son, before I die... take this... my favourite album.. Pinkerton," Tom said wheezily
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 06:28:00
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"I stole Doolittle from the record store," Tom said mischievously
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 08:55:58
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"I thought that girl was available," Tom said mistakenly.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 11:26:57
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"I hear echos" Tom said resoundingly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 11:28:44
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"Reassign that nurse" Dr Tom said rewardingly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 11:46:49
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"Look at that penis!", Tom said cockily.
Somebody probably already did that.
 "Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 17:12:07
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carl, you are shit at these. for a start, at least try to make what they say fit the way they say it. e.g. "My penis is bigger than yours!" Tom said cockily.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 06/29/2007 17:12:25 |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 20:27:16
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"Carl, write fewer but better Tom Swifties" Steve said uselessly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2007 : 21:02:48
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"Tom Swifties, er, increase your, um, post/bee count coastline" Tom said bumblingly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 06/29/2007 21:06:01 |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 07:02:17
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"I made this collander two-dimensional", Tom said impressively
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 09:44:01
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"I'm very quick", said Tom. Swiftly.
"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 09:58:45
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"Can you shout out the correct roster order please?", Tom asked realistically
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 11:54:25
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"The President's brain is missing" Tom said absent-mindedly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 12:02:47
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"Four Germans in total" Tom said fearfully
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2007 : 19:36:46
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"i feel like chicken" tom said peckishly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
469 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2007 : 00:03:53
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| "Yo Adrian, I did it!" said Tom, slyly |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2007 : 01:10:04
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"I was the perfect gameshow host", Tom said exquisitely.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2007 : 15:16:03
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"I must be mistaken", said Tom erroneously.
"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/02/2007 : 15:18:04
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"I've got a crush on Debbie G" Dave said lovingly
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2007 : 18:56:51
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"I guess it's already been determined this is how I'll die," Tom said fatally.
(That one sucks, but I had to save this thread from falling to the second page. It's too much fun to let it slip away and join threads like the "HELP ME PLASE! DOG MEAT TRADE! HORROR!" thread.)
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2007 : 14:51:10
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"still on page one" tom announced over the P.A. system.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/07/2007 : 15:11:49
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| "my balls were put on this earth to be worshipped," Tom said sacerdotally |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 13:23:47
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"I love spices", said Tom gingerly.
"I hate how the reptile dreams it's a mammal. Scaley monster: be what you are!!" - Erebus. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 13:39:07
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"Do you find gangrene sexy?", Tom asked erotically.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 13:42:22
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
carl, you are shit at these. for a start, at least try to make what they say fit the way they say it. e.g. "My penis is bigger than yours!" Tom said cockily.
Carl are you trying to piss PixieSteve off? Let's try again. "I sort of like spices", Tom said gingerly. See how that works better?
Swifties 101
(Sorry Carl)
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 07/08/2007 13:44:56 |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 14:25:07
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Originally posted by floop
"my balls were put on this earth to be worshipped," Tom said sacerdotally
I don't know the meaning of that word, but I did think of a related swiftie while I was running this morning:
"I love Jesus Christ's balls," Tom said sacreligiously.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 14:47:25
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I like that...religious Swifties...
"I can say the Lord's prayer if you want", Tom said amenably
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 16:09:04
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"I don't want to be crucified", Tom said crossly
"Was Mary hirsute before she had Jesus?", Tom asked immaculately.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2007 : 22:09:27
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"What kitchen utensil can I use to pour this huge bottle of olive oil into this little jar?" Tom asked funnily.
(That was for you, Llamadance.)
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2009 : 15:27:39
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"I am not schitzophrenic", Tom said single-mindedly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/25/2009 : 18:54:54
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"check out my new blaupunkt", Tom said cartoonishly.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Crackitybones
- FB Fan -
Guadeloupe
65 Posts |
Posted - 05/26/2009 : 01:51:20
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| "We must reduce our foreign aid" said government minister Tom helplessly |
Edited by - Crackitybones on 05/26/2009 01:52:07 |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2009 : 21:16:57
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"i will never buy an album from someone who appeared on american idol", Tom stuttered.
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Tom Swifties
