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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
 Posted - 06/27/2007 : 12:58:37
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"I will need to polish my shoes." Tom expected.
I know there are lots of these in Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy. |
Edited by - hammerhands on 06/27/2007 13:03:59 |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 13:06:21
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| "Cupid's arrow has struck me!" Tom quivered. |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 13:14:35
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| Tom barked, "Let sleeping dogs lie!" |
Edited by - hammerhands on 06/27/2007 13:14:58 |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 13:16:19
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"I think this used to be an ambush of some kind", Tom extrapolated.
No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God George Bush snr |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 13:17:55
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| Tom got up and said, "I'm done with billiards" and excused himself. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 13:21:58
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"My stomach's making a noise", Tom grumbled.
 "Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!" |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:26:53
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"The beach is close," Tom said surely.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:28:39
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I don't get it.
edit: wait i get it. "shorely". i just say surely different i guess.
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Edited by - mr.biscuitdoughhead on 06/27/2007 15:29:18 |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:40:01
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"Never again will I forget to carry a spare in the back!" Tom said tirelessly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:45:27
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“I‘d love a coconut bar” tom said bountifully
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:47:49
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"I, er, I take great offence to you calling me a carrot top. Could you please stop?" Tom asked gingerly.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 06/27/2007 15:48:33 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:47:52
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“I hate nougat, biscuit and caramel filling“ Tom said morosely
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:50:23
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"I used to be paralysed" said Tom ecstatically
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:52:07
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“I think I’m constipated” tom said shitefully
By the way, this should be in the games section.
This is cheating
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:54:56
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"Did Neil Armstrong fly to the moon in a plane" asked Tom apologetically
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:56:38
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“I was never fond of pigeons” Tom said dastardly
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 15:59:25
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"The Parisians have once again taken to the streets" said Tom ruefully
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:00:09
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“do you have an ipod shuffle?” tom said randomly
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:04:17
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"I used to be a body-builder. Then I wasn't. Now I am again" said Tom unexpectedly
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Ed is the hoo hoo |
Edited by - trobrianders on 06/27/2007 16:04:37 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:07:32
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I couldn’t decide which one to post:
“I can‘t speak” tom said dumbly
“I have nothing to say” Tom said dumby
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:22:41
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"I snuffed out his candle," Tom said wickedly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:35:12
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"DNA holds the answer" said Tom ingeniously
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:39:36
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"My guts are spilling out," Tom said openly
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:43:22
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"The old Penn Station's being rebuilt" said Tom unexcitedly
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:46:29
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Either trobrianders is the best Tom Swiftie writer ever or he's getting his off the Internets. The "unexpectedly" one was pure genious.
"I like thinking up adverbial puns," Tom said Swiftly.
 Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:48:55
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I didn't even get his until just now.
I still don't get the "unexcitedly" one.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:50:26
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"It gets awfully stuffy in the loft" said Tom erratically
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:51:38
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Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
I didn't even get his until just now.
I still don't get the "unexcitedly" one.
Former site
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 16:57:18
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These are fun. I especially liked the I'm the singer in the Pixies and the Stallone and the adverbial puns ones.
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Edited by - trobrianders on 06/27/2007 17:10:33 |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 17:04:39
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a couple that are just silly but might amuse you...
"Mr. Quently is innocent," Tom said frequently.
"The weather's OK here in the town of Differently," Tom said indifferently.
"Idiot" is just her sig. |
Edited by - PixieSteve on 06/27/2007 17:04:55 |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 17:09:28
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
a couple that are just silly but might amuse you...
"Mr. Quently is innocent," Tom said frequently.
"The weather's OK here in the town of Differently," Tom said indifferently.
"Idiot" is just her sig.
Beautiful
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 17:29:26
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This would have been better,
Tom got up and said, "You're a cheat! I'm done with billiards" excusing himself.
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"Mr. Black, I'm an aspiring musician." Tom said breathlessly
"You look like an expiring musician." Frank deadpanned.
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The stewardess cleared Tom's tray of the half eaten donut.
Tom had nothing to declare.
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Much of Tom's tour of duty was spent with his head in a toilet.
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"You've made me so happy that I can hardly contain myself!" Tom gushed
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or, more simply
"I'm on a diet," Tom declared.
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Tom now realized that you should only believe what you see for yourself.
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"Don't fire that rifle, they'll stampede" Tom shot back as he cowered.
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Tom mused, "Do French cats have French accents?"
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This doesn't make sense in English or French:
"King & Queen of Siam is the greatest song ever" singly lavished Tom.
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"I was never good at math." Tom recounted.
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"They are on the endangered species list!" wailed Tom.
Tom inferred that he had angered the animal rights activists.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 19:34:07
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I love it. You're obsessed, hammerhands. You keep editing your post and adding more. Keep going!
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Jose Jones
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1758 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 22:38:15
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Originally posted by Carl
"I'm angry!", Tom raged.
I haven't gotten the hang of it yet.
"Aw yeah, that's the good stuff!"
hilarious.
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they were the heroes of old, men of renown. |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2007 : 22:59:21
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Tom voiced his concern, "Are you able to hear me at the back of the room?"
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"Ok, if you throw in that copy of Hamlet" Tom bartered.
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Tom said, "Around these parts, a man does the right thing." It was a veiled threat.
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Tom reflected on his first day at sea.
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"...and what happens in Helsinki stays in Helsinki."
(The law of diminishing returns...) |
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