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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
 Posted - 04/19/2007 : 18:05:22
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 18:21:33
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 18:59:11
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I would pay $100 to see that race.
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 19:02:37
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 19:09:56
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 20:13:38
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee ...
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 20:24:35
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 23:23:26
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 00:37:03
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 04:04:55
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 04:07:41
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 04:47:51
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 05:14:37
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 06:00:32
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors, meant he would...
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> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 06:07:33
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/20/2007 : 06:15:35
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Interesting -- we've got one character who rides the bus, and another who rides the sub.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/20/2007 : 07:06:40
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/20/2007 : 13:03:16
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 13:27:14
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/20/2007 : 14:52:25
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 03:36:52
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking…
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 04:20:54
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 13:45:39
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 14:06:18
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2007 : 14:13:08
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 20:22:54
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story. ...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 22:11:07
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story to make him a hero.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 03:55:17
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 05:14:42
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred"...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 05:31:18
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:00:38
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:20:38
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:27:13
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I almost posted something with the word "valhalla" in it...spooky
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:35:30
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it ...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:43:11
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where…
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