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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
 Posted - 04/18/2007 : 15:51:10
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 16:05:14
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be...
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 16:22:15
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 16:54:14
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:04:28
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:07:00
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:09:24
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:11:48
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:15:41
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:21:38
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:27:27
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps.
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:30:20
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with all the people she loves
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:32:55
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^Uh-Oh!^
(P.S. This version of 5WAOS is already on page 3!)
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:38:32
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:42:41
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with all the people she loves but this could not be
Wow simaltaneous 5WAOS. Cool
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:46:16
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Now I don't know which one to add to. or do I add to both? Help!!!
Favorite Quote: awestruck is a she, she's a she. -trobrianders |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:49:00
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Go where your heart leads you
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:53:47
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee
I liked the nipple clamps on the chimps version
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/18/2007 : 17:58:08
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking
I liked the nipple clamps on the chimps version
His name is Steve, he's a sweetheart
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 18:00:57
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Oh no it happened again! Nipple clamped chimps must be popular.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 18:08:27
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I deleted mine.
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awestruck
= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 20:36:13
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underware
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 03:07:26
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub
Jefrey eat your heart out
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 04:59:06
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from mars
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 12:39:21
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 15:57:02
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy with it". After...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:05:52
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy with it". After the sex police arrested Steve
(Jeez who d'ya gotta blow to get a copy of it?)
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:09:50
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A copy of what? "Getting jiggy with it" by international pop sensation Will Smith on audio cassette?
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:11:29
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Yeah that and Bluefinger.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:14:01
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy with it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:43:50
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy with it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter. Leaders in the race included
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:54:07
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones,
*NOTE: corrected "jiggy with it" to the proper "jiggy wit it"
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 16:56:33
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So then who's going to correct that strange sentence fragment before the word "Leaders"?
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 17:34:53
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones,
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/19/2007 : 18:02:10
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett.
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5 word add on story XP
