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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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 Posted - 04/22/2007 : 06:51:02
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/22/2007 : 07:02:41
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could…
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 07:07:01
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria...
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> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 07:42:56
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 11:40:26
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2007 : 15:15:47
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 00:50:05
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Chimp: "Guns don't kill people - chimps with nipple clamps kill people."
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 14:22:47
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for...
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> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 14:28:52
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 14:48:13
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2007 : 16:27:59
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's...
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= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:11:34
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:13:11
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later...
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> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:15:07
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep ...
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* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:22:28
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 18:47:06
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry...
(I want one of them banana phones)
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= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 04/24/2007 : 01:10:23
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry: Nipple Clamps - invented in 1394.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 01:25:12
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry: Nipple Clamps - invented in 1394 by Anti-Pope Benedict XIII...
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= Cult of Ray =
USA
377 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2007 : 14:55:47
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry: Nipple Clamps - invented in 1394 by Anti-Pope Benedict XIII after he conducted experiments using
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 14:57:30
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry: Nipple Clamps - invented in 1394 by Anti-Pope Benedict XIII after he conducted experiments using nipples and clamps. Now Steve...
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> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2007 : 15:02:55
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela. The nun said she wanted nothing more than to be remembered for discovering 12" subs. And for shoving three subs up each of her nostrils while she would make fresh claims upon her beloved aunt "Sister Bitch-Face". Her aunt prayed for the endangered weasels to live in harmony with chimpanzees who wear nipple clamps. But abruptly changed her mind when the nipple clamped chimpanzee made fun of her cooking in her bra and underwear. With gee built for sub-friendly, subterranean, proctologists from Mars the race was on to get "jiggy wit it". After the sex police arrested Steve for crimes against the sphincter, the race really heated up. Leaders in the race included Ben Johnson, Sting, Pacman Jones, Betty Friedan and Lyle Lovett. Meanwhile, in a warehouse across town the mob were stockpiling nipple clamps for nefarious purposes. Steve, now a folk hero as well as a chimpanzee will live on forever in the mammography annals of Tibetan boob examiners who love their wives. Yes, their wives, because they give freely what others want: subs, gee, nipple clamps. Steve's Tibetan connection of unholy monkey warriors meant he would ride the 415 bus forever. Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela became curious about nipple clamps. "Check out Llamadance's thread," said Dead Fred instead of Ted. Dead Fred invented carrot smoking instead of Ted who always listened to “Right Said Fred”. Before going to bed Ted would summon "Velldor", god of 5 word add on story, to make him a hero. But Velldor made Dead Fred listen to "Right Said Fred" instead of Ted who wet the bed. Meanwhile, back in Valhalla the 415 bus arrived. Steve was still riding it and had no idea where to begin searching for the nearest Subway, where he could hook up with Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela, if only her multi-coloured eyeballs matched. Steve saw a trailer for $20,000 in the classified ads. "Contact Sister Maria 666-NUNS" the ad stated. But Steve's phone would not work since it was a banana. Later, inside the deep, deep, deep, dictionary of deep, deep, deep misgivings Steve found an entry: Nipple Clamps - invented in 1394 by Anti-Pope Benedict XIII after he conducted experiments using nipples and clamps. Now Steve up and died. The end.
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Edited by - coastline on 04/27/2007 15:03:19 |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 15:23:11
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A million hearts just broke.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 15:34:02
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At PETA, maybe. I don't think the average person cares about nipple-clamped chimps.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/28/2007 : 11:37:44
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Anyone up for version 3?
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
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Posted - 04/30/2007 : 00:46:02
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Yeah, but what ever happened the the man with the plan? That chimp Steve is a scene stealer.
In a time without heroes, dildos, vibrators or butt plugs, a man had a plan, and I'd sure as hell like to know what is was.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 04/30/2007 : 11:06:26
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It was a plan for a sequel...stay tuned!
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
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Posted - 05/01/2007 : 12:08:55
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OK here goes
Steve the gimp went shopping...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
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5 word add on story XP
