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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
 Posted - 04/17/2007 : 12:01:15
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 12:05:15
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave ... a je ne sais quoi
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 14:22:42
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Okay, da rulez r:
-No adding on letters
-No taking away letters
-You have to use five words
-No repetition
-You have to use five words
-You must accept the Church Of Scientology and the L Ron Hubbard as your spirit guide through the universe.
-Commas, hyphens, full stops (that‘s a period), etc. can not be removed, but can be added if necessary
E.G. Original post: Mary had a little lamb…
Version1: Mary had a little lamb-chop shoved up her tight…
Version2: Mary had a little lamb. That lamb had a huge…
Version3: Mary had a little lamb, who’s fleece was covered in…
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:27:11
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave ... a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance.
Oh oh. Two staright posts gives me a run of ten straight words instead of the usual five. Not caught cheating again am I?
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:37:20
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Originally posted by trobrianders
Not caught cheating again am I?
For "workachimplike", you are excused.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:42:24
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A meritocracy, I see. I like it.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:47:51
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Dear Mr trobrianders
For complimenting me I hereby grant you the key to the forbidden forest. Use it wisely. For future compliments may be deemed as “totally gay, dude” by other members. Belee dat shit!
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:50:15
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Can we get back to the fucking story?
In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:51:33
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s wrenn that's totally gay, dude.
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Edited by - trobrianders on 04/17/2007 15:52:57 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:57:09
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Dear Mr trobrianders
Dude, what’s up? Why would you dis me like that in front of Dear Mr Coastline? Not cool. Not cool at all. I was like: “what?”. Also note that I was like “no way!”
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 15:59:25
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether…
Uh-oh here comes the gee
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:01:06
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
Dear Mr trobrianders
Dude, what’s up? Why would you dis me like that in front of Dear Mr Coastline? Not cool. Not cool at all. I was like: “what?”. Also note that I was like “no way!”
Sorry, misfire. Forgiven?
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:02:18
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether… She wore her pants tight...
Uh-oh here comes the gee
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Edited by - trobrianders on 04/17/2007 16:12:18 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:14:34
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Your forgiveness is like small copper change to me. I need it, yet I know I won’t use it. I’ll just leave it in a pile on the table at night when I come home. With the other change. The change from the past. Gathering in piles like yesterdays bitter memories.
Man, I’m really talking shit.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:16:28
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Small copper change? Spend it wisely.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:22:41
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I wish coastline would use the geeline already. I'm dying over here.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:23:08
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:24:23
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
I wish coastline would use the geeline already. I'm dying over here.
There it is. And I'm sitting here in my office, laughing like a fucking moron at what's just about the stupid set-up I've ever been involved in. I hope you enjoyed it, Mr. Wrenn.
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:29:45
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YEAAAHH!
Now i can go to a bed with a smile on my face.
Later.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:34:47
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 16:39:33
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Goodnight Mr Coastline. Goodnight Mr Wrenn.
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Jefrey
= Cult of Ray =
USA
918 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 17:17:26
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So is this story over then? I feel satisfied. Would've liked to see the "12 inch sub" plotline wrapped up though.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/17/2007 : 18:29:04
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Originally posted by Jefrey
So is this story over then? I feel satisfied. Would've liked to see the "12 inch sub" plotline wrapped up though.
== jeffamerica ==
Not at all. Tro, s_wrenn and I had a moment there, but I don't think we should quit this one yet. Pick it up with Steve the chimp and his mother, with her gee being all nasty, and take it from there.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 07:47:09
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Yay. Lotta mileage in a gee built for sub.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 08:33:35
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That 12-inch sub is surely going in that gee at some point.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:05:44
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly....
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:13:29
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 ...
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:17:56
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:38:21
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a ...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:44:19
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| In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty... |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 12:52:46
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped...
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 13:14:17
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came ...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 13:16:39
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 14:03:26
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called...
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2007 : 14:20:41
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In a time without heroes, dildoes, vibrators or butt plugs, there was a man with a plan. So one day whilst investing money in brown-themed forums and fan sites and editing a major newspaper, he chuckled and then said, "O step forward, ye heathens!" This alarmed the small chimpanzee named Steve. He got on the number 415 bus to Fort Apache with Steve, who was wearing nipple clamps unabashedly. This attracted the attention of John Holmes, who pulled out a giant Subway sandwich from his soiled underpants and proceeded to shove it in an orifice. "Wow!" said Steve, grabbing John Holmes massive leather wallet, "a 12 inch sub for $4.99?". Gunfire rang out and Steve sent emails from his laptop to his momma in Nairobi, clearly forgetting his chimp disguise. But his momma recognised him. The feather tutu ensemble gave a je ne sais quoi to his otherwise workachimplike appearance. But his mother -- well, she was a different story altogether. She wore her pants tight. The whack of her gee was brutal. Pain so sweet. She would spend hours lovingly writing spam e-mails, offering 80,000,000 "Esc" buttons in return for just one taste of a morphine sandwich, or a tasty, underage, tight-assed, hot-lipped nun. The first reply came by way of mule train from a skanky nun called Sister Maria Maria Consuela Consuela
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5 word add on story XP
