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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 03/23/2007 :  15:40:12  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath

There is hardly anything the dentist can do to me that has not been done...



Slut.

Please note. Simon would never ever cast such terrible aspersions. I can't log out of his stupid account. I miss my moderating buttons - Tre


Numberwang?
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Johnny Yen
= Cult of Ray =

USA
408 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2007 :  14:36:10  Show Profile  Visit Johnny Yen's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Note:
Jello's Pistachio pudding is god fucking damn good.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2007 :  18:19:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Yen

Note:
Jello's Pistachio pudding is god fucking damn good.

You're right about that, daddio. It's the best flavor, both in taste AND texture. I get the sugar-free one.



Grand Marnier and a pocketful of speed. We did it all day until we started to bleed.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2007 :  06:34:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've just got back. Why is it that female dentists are always ridculously attractive? At least in my experience anyway.
It's unfair that they look so good in their uniforms, whilst I look like a fool wearing some ridiculous glasses to keep the light out of my eyes and have my mouth wide open.


"The arc of triumph"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2007 :  10:04:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Actually, the rest of the temporary crown on of my teeth came off the other night. Some of it had already broken off.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2007 :  10:08:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu

whilst I look like a fool wearing some ridiculous glasses to keep the light out of my eyes and have my mouth wide open.



Yeah there's nothing sexy about a rubber damn holding your mouth open while drool slowing leaks out the side.

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For Chrissakes have a cup of tea.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2007 :  05:45:26  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carl, what's the name of your dentist again?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070406/od_nm/britain_dentist_dc_2

Dentist guilty of urinating in surgery sink

LONDON (Reuters) - A British dentist was found guilty Thursday of urinating in his surgery sink and using dental tools meant for patients to clean his fingernails and ears.

A medical tribunal said it was satisfied the evidence showed 51-year-old Alan Hutchinson, who routinely did not wear gloves or wash his hands, had risked the health of "himself, staff and patients" for more than 28 years.

A dental nurse who worked for Hutchinson for 16 years said she had caught him urinating in the sink more than once.

"He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine," the nurse told the tribunal.

The tribunal determined that the dentist's poor hygiene habits made him unfit to practice and struck him off the dental register, banning him from work.

"You urinated into a sink in your surgery following which you did not wash your hands and then proceeded to treat a patient. This behavior was clearly inappropriate and is completely unacceptable," the tribunal chairman said.


Denis

"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
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tisasawath
= Cult of Ray =

Wallis and Futuna Islands
783 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2007 :  06:18:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
so that's the trick to make money from patients having to bleach their yellow teeth

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AAAAWWWWWRRRIIGGHHTTTTT !! !
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2007 :  09:12:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Got my crowns done today. Boy, it's expensive.
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3111 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2007 :  09:21:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2007 :  12:42:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My teeth just got crowned.
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 04/18/2007 :  13:31:37  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I went to the dentist for the first time in four and a half years yesterday. I was sure I'd have cavities or some horrific problem. I mean, I don't know what a root canal is, but I was prepared for bad news.

And so...

No cavities! Yay! Now I will go every six months. Like Carl, I have good teeth except he is much older so I still have a chance. We should have filmed a documentary about all of this, Carl. Maybe you could mail me chunks of your teeth as they fall out!

Now I'm just being mean.


I'll be by the pool, playing with my guns.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2007 :  07:35:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


"Ah, you young 'uns!"
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2007 :  03:51:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Carl, you're such a tooth nerd.

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Ed is the hoo hoo
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OLDMANOTY
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
469 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2007 :  04:17:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't know why I'm admitting this but I haven't been to the dentist since 1982! My teeth seem ok, though, and never had any trouble. I did recently contemplate going for a check-up but the news story referred to by vilainde kind of put me off.

Godspeed
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 04/21/2007 :  05:29:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My brother says the same thing. He says dentists mostly perform unnecessay proceedures because they can.

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Ed is the hoo hoo
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