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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  08:38:46  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Please delete any emails coming from "chris_". I hopefully have locked his account before too many of you got emails, but we'll see. Here's the contents which, of course, should be disregarded:

You received the following message from: chris_ (chris_komo36@yahoo.com)

At: http://forum.FrankBlack.net/

Dear lovely one,

contact me with my e mail adresse chriskomo001@yahoo.fr or with my phone number +225 08477317


Permit me to informyou about my desire to seek for assistant from you and i got the believe that you are going to help me out successfully. but firstly about myself.

I am a 22 years old now, i was born on the 1of january 1984.to the family of Mr Komo. and My father name is Joseph Komo he is a very wealthy gold and cocoa merchant who based in ACCRA and ABIDJAN respectively, and my mothers name is Sheila.and I am there only daugther.well when i was a kid i went to a private schools and things were going on well for me and my parents till when i was in high school when my mother died on the 21ST october 1994 , My father took me so special because i am motherless. and he shower all his love on me and promised me that he will never have another woman because he did not want me for any problem.but has fate his my father got dead last year.but before the death of my father on the 12th December 2005 in a private hospital here in Abidjan , he called me secretly to his bed side and told me that he kept a sum of $10.500 000 (ten million five hundred thousand united states dollars) in a bank in Abidjan Cote D'ivoire. meanwhile that he u
sed my name as the next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this money he was poisoned by his business partner and that i should seek for foreign partner in a country of my choice where i would transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, such as;real estate investment or stock market investment.
Plesae, i am honourably soliciting your kind assistance as follows.

1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfered into.

2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am 22years old.

3)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your country.

I am inclined to offer you 15% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful transfering of these fund to your nominated account overseas.Please i will be very happy if this transaction will be concluded with in seven (7) working days from now.I am expecting to hear from you as soon as possible

May Almighty God bless you as you do care for me Amen.


contact me with my e mail adresse. chriskomo005@yahoo.fr or with my phone number +225 08477317


Best regard


Chris Komo



"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."

vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  08:40:59  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
And here I thought she only cared about me... the little bitch.


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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
535 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  09:27:39  Show Profile  Click to see a guy in a rover's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Check out this site where they bait these scammers, it is very satisfying to read. When they receive these emails, they do things like ask them to come and meet them at the airport promising to bring the scammers money, or posing as charitable organisations who give donations to struggling atists and promising the scammers thousands of pounds if they submit artwork for a portfolio. The results can be hilarious.
Check it out at http://www.419eater.com/

Kiss my ring...I am the greatest

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  10:29:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got this too, and I was actaully gonna post it. 'Dear lovely one'! Hahahahaha!!

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/23/2006 :  10:38:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Denis, she doesn't love you!

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/24/2006 :  01:36:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought chris was a boy.


This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  07:00:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's some good 'spam':

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w


Edited by - Carl on 08/25/2006 07:22:54
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  07:15:28  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Again, Carl, describe the link so we know what's going on there - mostly 'cause I can't check that out right now :(.


"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1738 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  11:32:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by a guy in a rover

Check out this site where they bait these scammers, it is very satisfying to read. When they receive these emails, they do things like ask them to come and meet them at the airport promising to bring the scammers money, or posing as charitable organisations who give donations to struggling atists and promising the scammers thousands of pounds if they submit artwork for a portfolio. The results can be hilarious.
Check it out at http://www.419eater.com/

Kiss my ring...I am the greatest

Are you sure that site is not just a scam?






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mikaelp75
- FB Fan -

131 Posts

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  15:13:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m,
Lovely spam, wonderful S Spam,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPAM, LOVELY SPAM,
LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM...
SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-AM, SPA-A-A-AM
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  01:58:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
willy55 <mani_willy001@yahoo.com> to me

Hello Carl

You received the following message from: willy55 (mani_willy001@yahoo.com)

At: http://forum.FrankBlack.net/

From: hie willy
Av.12 RD 16,Apt.39B, Triechville
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
PLEASE REPLY ME WITH THIS MY EMAIL ADDRESS (hie_ willy02@yahoo.com)

URGENT ASISTANCE
Good day Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business
relationship with you I am Hie Willy From Abidjan Cote
d'ivoire, I wish to request for your urgent assistance in my investment plans
in your base,I wish to invest in manufacturing and real estate
management in your base,this is because I inheritated an important sum from my
late father who died in recent political crisis in Cote d'Ivoire here.
Before the death of my father he informed me near his hospital bed at
chu- teaching hospital, that he has saved the total sum of
($10.700,000) Ten Million Seven houndred thousand united states dollars only, in
one of the bank here in cote d Ivoire.
This money was been deposited for my social security and for fruitful
international investment.That is why I need you to keep this transaction
highly confidential and trustworthy person who will assist me to
receive this fund overseas for investment establishment purposeindurities and
lucratives profitable ventures.
Further directives and details about the deposit and on how to move
the fund successfully into your private bank account in your country
will be given to you as soon as I get your response,
PLEASE REPLY ME WITH THIS MY EMAIL ADDRESS(hie_ willy02@yahoo.com)
)
Yours Faithfully.
Hie willy

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  02:02:02  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Ten Million Seven houndred thousand united states dollars only"? Well don't bother then, Carl.


Denis

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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  02:14:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I just received the same one as Carl. I don't feel special anymore.


What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1718 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  03:26:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, willy got to me too.


free music | Blackolero | Frank Black & Pixies Tributes
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  05:46:18  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I got one!!!!
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  05:56:35  Show Profile  Visit zub_the_goat's Homepage  Click to see zub_the_goat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I got one too!!! but willy loves me the best, im sure of it
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:19:45  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So do I... I guess everyone here's going into business relationship with Willy!

quote:

"this is because I inheritated an important sum from my
late father who died in recent political crisis in Cote d'Ivoire here.
Before the death of my father he informed me near his hospital bed at
chu- teaching hospital, that he has saved the total sum of
($10.700,000) Ten Million Seven houndred thousand united states dollars only, in
one of the bank here in cote d Ivoire.
This money was been deposited for my social security and for fruitful
international investment.That is why I need you to keep this transaction
highly confidential and trustworthy person who will assist me to
receive this fund overseas for investment establishment purposeindurities and
lucratives profitable ventures."


this part is really hilarious



pas de bras pas de chocolat
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:32:43  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
alright, I just got three other ones from Kanter in "French" -well it looks like French...

"Hello cassandra is

You received the following message from: kanter (stbolkanter@yahoo.ca)

At: http://forum.FrankBlack.net/

bonjour

Je vous prie de bien vouloir m'excuser pour cette intruction qui peut paraitre surprenante à prémière vue d'autant qu'il n'existe aucune relatoin entre nous.Je voudrais avec votre accord vous présenter ma situation et vous sollisitez pour votre aide.

Après plusieurs recherche ,ma chance c'est tourné vers vous le fait de retrouvé votre e_mail lors de ma rechreche.
Ce qui ma donné le plaisir de vous contactez par courier electronic et de vous faire une proposition d'une affaire qui poura vous intérèssé malgré que ce message puise vous paraitre surprenant,celuis-ci a quand mème quelque part une bonne raison d'ètre écrit.

Je suis allasane kanté de la republique de cote d'ivoire je suis agés de 28ans marié dépuis 2000 père d'un enfants.Je suis heureux d'avoir votre mail dans le cadre d'un contact direct entre vous et moi pour bénéficier de votre confiance, votre disponibilité,tout ce ci pour une affaire très importente.

Je rappel que je suis allasane kante trafican d'or et diamant j'ai été au service de la rebellion en cote d'ivoire dans le domaine du trafic d'or et diamant padent 4 annés de service.
Etant le chef des ordres avec 100 hommes à ma disposition tous au service de la rebellion et notre spécialité est l'or et le diamant .
Après tout ces annés passé j'ai décidé d'ètre indépendant pour s'occupé de ma petite famille.

tout ceci pour vous aidez à mieux comprendre la raison pour laquelle je vien vers vous.Puisque j'était le chef d'une délégation de 100 hommes tous à mes ordres ce qui ma permis de bénéficier d'une énorme quantité d'or et diamant à mon propre nom qui est en ce moment dans un lieu surs cette quantité m'aidera à faire une bonne affaire avec vous mais surtout dans la confiance .

Aujourd'huit j'ai décidé de mètre tout ce ci sur le marché extérieur mais avec votre aide .Extérieur pour une raison me concernent et surtout pour ma propre sécurité ainsi que celle de ma petite famille.
Je tiens à vous remerciez avant toute proposition pour votre disponibilité et j'espère que vous allez aprésié cette proposition.

1/ M'aidé moi et ma petite famille à quitté le pays dans un brèf délait.
2/ Me garantir une sécurité et un lieu de résidence dans un pays de mon choix.
Et j'aurais dans mes vallises (5kg d'or et 500 grames de diamant)à vous proposez mais tout ce ci dans une discrètion pour notre prémiere affaire .
Après cette affaire j'aurais encore d'autre proposition à vous faire toujour dans la confiance et le respect des consignes .
Rentrez vite en contact avec moi sur mon adresse électronic personnelle et me laissez vos cordonniers.

veillez m'excusé pour la lecture

mes salutations les plus distinguées

que dieu vous bénisse


(cote d'ivoire l'ouest afrique)"

"que dieu vous bénisse"... this is the worst thing I've ever been told in a spam...




pas de bras pas de chocolat
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:33:28  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ew. French spam is even worse...

-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com

Edited by - Broken Face on 08/28/2006 06:34:16
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:34:01  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He just posted it in the "FAQ" thread. I like that line: "Je rappel que je suis allasane kante trafican d'or et diamant"


Denis

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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:35:04  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
LOL... Hadn't noticed that one: "Rentrez vite en contact avec moi sur mon adresse électronic personnelle et me laissez vos cordonniers."


Denis

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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  06:38:36  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
those guys are really stupid, I guess that what makes them so funny sometimes, even if I'd prefer to be saved from this pollution



pas de bras pas de chocolat

Edited by - cassandra is on 08/28/2006 06:39:08
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  07:09:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got an email from "willy55" aswell. My first forum spam!


~ ¦ ¬ . , |

Edited by - s_wrenn on 08/28/2006 07:13:01
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  08:07:30  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Willy's bouncing this from a Canadian addy....

Return-Path: <mani_willy001@yahoo.com>
Received: from ox.eicat.ca ([66.96.30.35])
by kingbird.mail.pas.earthlink.net (EarthLink Mail Service) with ESMTP id 1ghDAx5az3NZFml0
for <ME>; Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:39:25 -0700 (PDT)
Received: from escobar (H203.C29.B96.tor.eicat.ca [66.96.29.203])
by ox.eicat.ca (Postfix) with SMTP id C3FC22162C
for <ME>; Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:39:13 -0400 (EDT)
From: "willy55" <mani_willy001@yahoo.com>
To: "Steak n Sabre" <ME>
Reply-To: mani_willy001@yahoo.com
Subject: Sent From -= Frank Black Forum =- by willy55
Date: Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:39:07 -0400
Message-ID: <20060828-05390790-f54@escobar>
MIME-Version: 1.0



The Cult of Frank : Messed My Head...
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  08:29:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got the kanter one, too. What a kant.

We're even getting French spam, now! Ce la vie!

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1729 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  09:07:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Willy strikes again! He got me, too.


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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  09:41:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ooh, quick, let's spam Steak n Sabre now........


What lies before us and what lies behind us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  09:59:06  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Heh, yeah, good point. Brian, I took your email address out of that header.

So I guess you could say:


The Cult of Frank : Messed with My Header...
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1594 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  10:15:14  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I got Kanter's and I'm pretty far down the list. Does HPM get every one of these?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7446 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  10:29:39  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
He sends them.


Denis

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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1729 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  11:15:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would take my email address off my profile, but these are fun to read!

Has this happened before? I mean a bunch of spam sent at around the same time?


Join the Purple Lambchops Forum!!

Edited by - mr.biscuitdoughhead on 08/28/2006 11:17:19
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *

Uzbekistan
1013 Posts

Posted - 08/28/2006 :  11:36:36  Show Profile  Visit Steak n Sabre's Homepage  Reply with Quote
TY Dean... Not that you can't find that in my profile or anything... ;]

If some poor schmuck earned a bowl of chow by culling my mail addy from here, I can say I've helped improve their quality of life.


The Cult of Frank : People Helping People...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2006 :  05:35:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I told Willy he was a cock.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2006 :  06:52:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got some spam from an 'A.Cock', so I told him he was a willy.

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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5157 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2006 :  08:50:59  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Samsey just hit me 6 times in a few minutes. Lock 'em up Deaner.

-Brian - http://bvsrant.blogspot.com
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2006 :  06:56:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just received:


'Dearest Respectful one,

Am sorry for the inconveniences this might cause you while requesting for your urgent assistant in this matter. I got your contact through my deligent search for a trustworthy person to assist me to achieve a sustainable future.

I am Florence Kouadio, the only daugther of late Mr and Mrs Mohab Kouadio . My father was a wealthy cocoa manchant and Cattle Farmer before he was assassinated by unknown gun men.

I lost my mother at a tender age, my father took my responsibility special until his death. Before his death on the 30th June 2005, He disclose to me and he deposited sum of Seven million five hundred thousand US dollars(US$7,500,000.m) in a private bank here in Abidjan Cote D´Ivoire.

He further advise me that, i should look for a foreign Investor to assist me to invest this money in a good venture in abroad, unfortunately, I lost the contact during burial, since then, things weren't the same as the money remained unclaimed hence an arrangement have been concluded according to my late father to transfer the money to any investors bank account for real estates project.

Therefore, I seized this opportunity to seek for your help to assist me in all manner of expression and claim the fund to enable me achieve my investment desire.

Moreover, I will offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for your kindness as soon as the money is transfered to your bank account on my behalf while 5% will be for any expenses you might incurred during the process of this transaction.

Please reply to me through my private email address for my security reason
kouadio_florence02@yahoo.ca

Hoping to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards
Miss Florence Kouadio'


Funny she should address me in that way, as I have no respect for her whatsoever.

Florence, I hope you spend a 'night in jail' (or the rest of your life preferably)


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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