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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
 Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:29:00
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Most junk mail is garbage. Some is virus ridden. Some is just plain awesome. Like this bit of nonesense I received today. I think I may be a spy, and I didn't even know it...
Subject: ATTN
I am under direct instruction from Mikhail
Khodorkovsky (m.k.) and one of
his defence attorneys spoke very good words about
your honesty, trustworthy and good standing to him,
although we never disclosed to this attorney about
this bussiness because m.k considers it a top secret
project and we also know that this attorney has
western links and there might be possibility of a
leak of information if we let him in on this. Please
as a gentleman of good standing allow me not
disclose
names until you meet my representative after we
complete project. Here are the complete details,
read
it carefully
and reply immediately.
Kind regards,
CONSTANZA DEMETRIC.
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:35:11
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I already thought you were a spy, now I know it!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:36:03
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The Vanishing Spies, just something I read....
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
Edited by - kathryn on 01/27/2005 12:37:02 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 12:44:58
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There were some features of the email that hotmail blocked, I'm tempted to allow them just to see what in the hell exactly one would to hope to gain by sending such an email. There are some things that do not materialize.
And rita, just because I'm sauve, sexy, mysterious, talented, sharp dressed and a genius, doesn't mean I'm a spy. It's the many beautiful women around the world that I sleep with that makes me a spy. And my top secret emails to "m.k." of course. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 14:25:38
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pretty cool.
i usually forwarrd my good spam to friends (who, of course, always like more junk mail)..
the other day i got one for a product that claimed to be able to increase your sperm levels by 500 %, so that you could, uh.. impress your lady (according to the ad)..
that was a new one. a nice break from Viagra, Rolex Watches, and other titles i shouldn't repeat here
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 14:25:41
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| A constant source of information, leads, and directives, apl. You are the 'M' to my 007. Sadly, my harem is high on horizontal vigor but low on consolation... The life on a spy is a lonely one, I'm afraid. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 14:58:15
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Speedy, that last post of yours is pure poetic genius. Best
thing I've read in days. I am not being facetious.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:11:53
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| It was lifted, nearly word for word, off the back of a compilation DVD featuring several porn version of Bond films, all clverely titled, including "Dr. YES!", "ThunderBALLS", "The Spy Who Was Very Attractive and Had Sex With Me", and "Octopussy". I wish I were being facetious.... |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:22:03
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quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m
The life on a spy is a lonely one...
But I'm sure the wonderfully apt Freudian slip was all yours, speedyboy. ;)
Lon the Fisherman has wooden legs, but real feet. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:28:23
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| Even when I try to be smooth I fail! Althought that was 'wondefully apt', wasn't it? Maybe I'll just claim it was on purpose... |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:32:29
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That's great! I love that you're honest enough to cop to that
and that the Bond-themed porn genre persists and that
the blurbs are, indeed, so poetic.
And look at how far this thread has come. From junk mail
to viruses, Bond porn, poetry, Freud. We're covering so many
topics.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:36:37
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did't anyone like my sperm one?
why does speedy always get the spotlight?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:38:22
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Because he's smooth!
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:41:25
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Sperm is so...obvious, blunt almost uncouth.
Rita hit the nail on the head. It's all about the smoothness.
And Speedy's smooth. Plus, he's got Canadian citizenship.
Raaaaarrr!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:45:24
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spy junk mail is very passé, to be frank.
sperm is where it's at.
someday you guys will catch up
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 15:51:42
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Only Frank can be frank!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:05:29
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
why does speedy always get the spotlight?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I think it's time for that meeting floop. Plan B might be in order.
Love, love, my season |
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Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:08:00
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Only Frank can be frank!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Can I say this louder? ONLY FRANK CAN BE FRANK!!!
Remember this you floopy
The blood in my veins and the wind in my lungs
And I am breathless without you
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:11:43
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even Frank has a song that mentions sperm
(homers, what meeting?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:16:54
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Homers, which song mentions sperm?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 16:25:34
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
even Frank has a song that mentions sperm
(homers, what meeting?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
*Remind's floop about the plan to stop speed_m becoming the most popular male on the forum*
*Gives floop a clip round the ear for forgetting*
Love, love, my season |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:22:52
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Sperm is so...obvious, blunt almost uncouth.
Rita hit the nail on the head. It's all about the smoothness.
And Speedy's smooth. Plus, he's got Canadian citizenship.
Raaaaarrr!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Oh my, did I just get raaaarrr'd at? I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.... I'm the type of feller who never passes up a rar. I even uninstalled WinRar just on the off chance it would accidentally unrar you.*
*Mike's final one-liner, assuring him endless praise from guys who work at CompUSA and, sadly, chastity, was brought to by WIRED magazine, circa 2007. Of course, they'll claim it was original. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2005 : 19:55:38
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Speedym,
I expect no less than a cool spy book and movie to come about from this ... starring no other than you! |
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clemray
- FB Fan -
58 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2006 : 16:31:59
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| FOR ALL OF THOSE GETTING SPAMMED.........THIS IS A WEBSITE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS http://www.419eater.com/ |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2006 : 16:43:45
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quote:
Originally posted by clemray
FOR ALL OF THOSE GETTING SPAMMED.........THIS IS A WEBSITE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS http://www.419eater.com/
isn't this spam? |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2006 : 18:18:53
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Wait... floop and Mike1 were plotting against me? I AM a spy!
he's back jack smoking crack find him if you want to get found
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clemray
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 09/15/2006 : 07:21:29
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quote:
Originally posted by clemray
FOR ALL OF THOSE GETTING SPAMMED.........THIS IS A WEBSITE THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILLARIOUS http://www.419eater.com/
hah! technically speaking....my post is kind of spam....but....it is on subject, and i think it's a funny idea. plus, i'm a legit forum member. |
Edited by - clemray on 09/15/2006 07:24:27 |
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 09/15/2006 : 10:45:30
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I second clemray's recommendation. Especially check out the Hall of Shame. Laugholicious.
"The man has led us to his current sound like a basket of eggs."
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