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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:24:40
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Originally posted by vilainde
Break into your neighbour's house and wait for him with an axe. When he gets home, kill him with the axe, then chop him off in little pieces, crush his teeth with a hammer to avoid any dental recognition, drop acid on his face, and stuff everything in his freezer.
Wait, I think I forgot about the pool.
..then piss in his pool. There ya go!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
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Posted - 07/24/2006 : 10:20:33
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Invite your neighbour for a long drive in your car. While you're out for the drive, crash the car, damaging it heavily on the passengers side. Get out of the car and leave him for dead. This gives you time for the rest of your plan. Run back to his house (Yes, run. Doesn't matter how far away you are, just run) and drain the pool. While the pool is draining, go get loads of butch lesbians named "Stell" or "Chris" (Preferably Stell) Fill the pool with butch lesbians (Standing not sitting or lying down).
Wait.
The result may vary.
-If your killed your neighbour in the car, he's...well dead. And all that work was for nothing.
-If he survived and made his way back to his house (make sure you're hiding, he'll probably be looking for you) he'll freak out at the sight of so many lesbians and he'll be like "double-u tee eff?"
-If he had to go to hospital after the crash and arrives home several weeks later, he'll be greeted to a pool full of angry/dead butch lesbians named "Stell"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 07/25/2006 : 08:38:13
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Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
...and when he gets out, he'll be all folded up, and make accordian noises when he walks.
You're catching on!!
Any SWIMMING POOL 'WANK' IDEAS? Although maybe that's a little bit too scummy....
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SWIMMING POOL PRANK IDEAS?
