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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
 Posted - 07/19/2006 : 13:53:14
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| Does anyone know some good ideas for pranking an a--hole neighbor's swimming pool? What works? |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:06:47
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Seems like there's a lot of potential here. I propose two categories: legal and illegal, though the first may be the null set.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:11:49
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:28:32
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homemade dummy drowning victum
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:42:57
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Pirahnas?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:32:59
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| Fill it with roadkill. |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:38:51
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Drain it, then try to turn it upside down. You might have to wait until they go out of town, because this may take a while.
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:41:00
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Cement half a car in the bottom or get an array of tiles and make a perfect mosaic of a pornographic scene in the bottom of it.
Or, fill it with roadkill. |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:45:57
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Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph" |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 15:54:15
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Get a hooker to bathe in it. The skankiest you can find.
And have her/him (it can be a skanky gigalo if you want) do it while your neighbour is there. In the morning maybe. If your neighbour has children, make sure you get them traumatised too.
Seán Says: "It's easy to be a prick when your already an asshole"
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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El Loco
- FB Fan -
206 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 16:28:32
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| Throw a case of nails in it or if you really hate them then throw in a plugged air conditioner while they're all swimming. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 16:41:08
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Did somebody say 'vipers'?
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 17:17:52
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No, you're hearing things...
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
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ProverbialCereal
- FB TabMaster -
USA
2953 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 20:29:16
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| Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix. |
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frank_black_francis
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
895 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 22:19:02
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quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal
Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix.
would that work or would the chlorine get rid of it? I was hoping to make the pool turn a strange color... |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2006 : 22:42:47
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| do nothing. i know it sounds boring but you can't lose, just let your neighbor be an asshole and get on with it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 05:43:31
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Originally posted by pixiestu
Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph"
Or go for the Babe Ruth like Darwin suggested.
Might get you into less trouble, plus it's a handy snack for the poolman.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 07:42:29
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nestea?
tang?
laundry detergent is always fun.
but I like BF's idea of red koolaid or tre's roadkill the best... |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 09:37:15
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Fill it with bears. When your neighbor goes to swim in it, they'll eat him.
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2006 : 20:14:23
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| see those bears waiting under water ready to pounce, the'll kill a man. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 00:50:00
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 01:55:27
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piss in it. He won't notice, makes it all better for you.
Denis
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 07:13:36
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Smear the bottom of the pool with waterproof glue and tell your neighbour there's pearls down there.
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Perk
- FB Fan -
USA
210 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 20:23:28
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25 pounds of uncooked rice.
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 20:30:44
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Just kill your neighbour by drowning him in the pool. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that you did it. Murder isn't bad. It just needs to be seen in a positive light. Like putting horses a pain down, or something.
Seán Says: "It's easy to be a prick when your already an asshole"
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =
USA
618 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 22:06:32
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| Cut your own head off and throw it in the pool. Then, hide in the bushes and watch him freak out when he comes home and sees it. |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2006 : 22:55:37
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fine, like a toilet bowl cover the pool with clear plastic, when that fool jumps in it will be more bad news.
"man dies in pool prank, neighbour arrested and charged with murder."
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2006 : 01:24:19
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Red food coloring and a box of tampons was my favorite one so far. I also liked TRANSMARINE's suggestion of draining it and turning it upside down.
The waterproof glue was horrifying. I'm gonna have some creepy nightmares tonight. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2006 : 17:57:00
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Empty the pool on a really hot day when your neighbour is out, then when he comes home and goes running out and bounces off the diving board yelling "Pool, here I come baby!" prepare yourself for a sickening crunch and look over the fence to find him sitting sticking out of a hole with cracks around it at the bottom of the pool, drumming his fingers with one hand and his chin in the other. Or maybe that only happens in cartoons....
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 11:35:05
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...and when he gets out, he'll be all folded up, and make accordian noises when he walks.
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 23:43:42
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Originally posted by pixiestu
Shit in it.
"The arc of triumph"
nice one
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 00:11:00
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Break into your neighbour's house and wait for him with an axe. When he gets home, kill him with the axe, then chop him off in little pieces, crush his teeth with a hammer to avoid any dental recognition, drop acid on his face, and stuff everything in his freezer.
Wait, I think I forgot about the pool.
Denis
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 05:44:35
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That's the best yet!
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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El Loco
- FB Fan -
206 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 08:35:54
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| paint a picture of slim shady on the bottom of it. |
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SWIMMING POOL PRANK IDEAS?
