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frank_black_francis
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Canada
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  13:53:14  Show Profile  Visit frank_black_francis's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Does anyone know some good ideas for pranking an a--hole neighbor's swimming pool? What works?

Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  14:06:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Seems like there's a lot of potential here. I propose two categories: legal and illegal, though the first may be the null set.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  14:11:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Baby Ruth?
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  14:28:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
homemade dummy drowning victum




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Doog
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  14:42:57  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Pirahnas?

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  15:32:59  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Fill it with roadkill.
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  15:38:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Drain it, then try to turn it upside down. You might have to wait until they go out of town, because this may take a while.

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  15:41:00  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Cement half a car in the bottom or get an array of tiles and make a perfect mosaic of a pornographic scene in the bottom of it.

Or, fill it with roadkill.
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pixiestu
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United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  15:45:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shit in it.

"The arc of triumph"
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  15:54:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Get a hooker to bathe in it. The skankiest you can find.
And have her/him (it can be a skanky gigalo if you want) do it while your neighbour is there. In the morning maybe. If your neighbour has children, make sure you get them traumatised too.


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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  16:03:54  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Red food coloring and a few boxes of tampons.

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El Loco
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206 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  16:28:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Throw a case of nails in it or if you really hate them then throw in a plugged air conditioner while they're all swimming.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  16:41:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did somebody say 'vipers'?


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mr.biscuitdoughhead
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USA
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  17:17:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, you're hearing things...


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ProverbialCereal
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USA
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  20:29:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix.
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frank_black_francis
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Canada
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Posted - 07/19/2006 :  22:19:02  Show Profile  Visit frank_black_francis's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ProverbialCereal

Maybe a pound of cherry Koolaid mix.



would that work or would the chlorine get rid of it? I was hoping to make the pool turn a strange color...
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 07/19/2006 :  22:42:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
do nothing. i know it sounds boring but you can't lose, just let your neighbor be an asshole and get on with it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 07/20/2006 :  05:43:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu

Shit in it.

"The arc of triumph"



Or go for the Babe Ruth like Darwin suggested.

Might get you into less trouble, plus it's a handy snack for the poolman.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2006 :  07:42:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
nestea?

tang?

laundry detergent is always fun.

but I like BF's idea of red koolaid or tre's roadkill the best...
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1729 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2006 :  09:37:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fill it with bears. When your neighbor goes to swim in it, they'll eat him.


Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 07/20/2006 :  20:14:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
see those bears waiting under water ready to pounce, the'll kill a man.
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Little Black Francis
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3648 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  00:08:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
jello


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remig
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1734 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  00:50:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
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vilainde
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Niue
7441 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  01:55:27  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
piss in it. He won't notice, makes it all better for you.


Denis

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  07:13:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Smear the bottom of the pool with waterproof glue and tell your neighbour there's pearls down there.


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Perk
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USA
210 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  20:23:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
25 pounds of uncooked rice.

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and don't pet the sweaty things
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  20:30:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just kill your neighbour by drowning him in the pool. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone that you did it. Murder isn't bad. It just needs to be seen in a positive light. Like putting horses a pain down, or something.


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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =

USA
618 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  22:06:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cut your own head off and throw it in the pool. Then, hide in the bushes and watch him freak out when he comes home and sees it.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 07/21/2006 :  22:55:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
fine, like a toilet bowl cover the pool with clear plastic, when that fool jumps in it will be more bad news.
"man dies in pool prank, neighbour arrested and charged with murder."
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IceCream
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USA
1850 Posts

Posted - 07/22/2006 :  01:24:19  Show Profile  Visit IceCream's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Red food coloring and a box of tampons was my favorite one so far. I also liked TRANSMARINE's suggestion of draining it and turning it upside down.


The waterproof glue was horrifying. I'm gonna have some creepy nightmares tonight.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 07/22/2006 :  17:57:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Empty the pool on a really hot day when your neighbour is out, then when he comes home and goes running out and bounces off the diving board yelling "Pool, here I come baby!" prepare yourself for a sickening crunch and look over the fence to find him sitting sticking out of a hole with cracks around it at the bottom of the pool, drumming his fingers with one hand and his chin in the other. Or maybe that only happens in cartoons....


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Edited by - Carl on 07/22/2006 17:59:44
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1729 Posts

Posted - 07/23/2006 :  11:35:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...and when he gets out, he'll be all folded up, and make accordian noises when he walks.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 07/23/2006 :  23:43:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu

Shit in it.

"The arc of triumph"



nice one




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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7441 Posts

Posted - 07/24/2006 :  00:11:00  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Break into your neighbour's house and wait for him with an axe. When he gets home, kill him with the axe, then chop him off in little pieces, crush his teeth with a hammer to avoid any dental recognition, drop acid on his face, and stuff everything in his freezer.

Wait, I think I forgot about the pool.


Denis

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 07/24/2006 :  05:44:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's the best yet!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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El Loco
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Posted - 07/24/2006 :  08:35:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
paint a picture of slim shady on the bottom of it.
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