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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 06/28/2006 : 10:18:59
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Originally posted by cassandra is
jumping all around the flat while listening to Minor Threat (loud as hell)
You mean if you have a flat tire, you stick that on the car stereo and dance around it until the AA arrive?!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 10:35:34
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Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 10:51:25
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Well put.
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 14:00:59
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph" |
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
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Posted - 06/28/2006 : 15:18:11
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Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
. . . guitar in hand (pre-wipe, of course).
edbanky: what are french rolls?
edbanky's stepmom: just a package of rolls that are french |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 15:56:19
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Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
Also well put.
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/28/2006 : 21:45:43
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I love that this thread has been overrun by the apparent pleasure to out-ecstaticize all others: ye olde defecation.
Time for a Valsalva maneuver.
edbanky: what are french rolls?
edbanky's stepmom: just a package of rolls that are french |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/29/2006 : 04:29:05
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Originally posted by mr.biscuitdoughhead
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Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
Also well put.
"Join the Cult Of Frank / Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!"
Indeed. Especially unsatisfying at festivals.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2006 : 04:52:39
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| peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 08:16:03
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Watching football with a nice cold beer.
"The arc of triumph" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 09:49:59
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..And, specifically, a Penalty shoot-out with a nice cold beer?! ;)
....extra time first, but you've inspired me to crack open one of my brother's bottles of Warsteiner from the fridge!!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/01/2006 : 10:13:32
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Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Having a shit is very satisfying I find.
Only on your own toilet though. It's just not the same anywhere else.
"The arc of triumph"
reading material is also essential
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 05:50:51
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I never read whilst taking a dump. I've never understood that one.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 06:00:55
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I could understand someone reading if they were constipated. But other than that, i don't get it either.
Seán Recommends: Fleeing the scene of the crime.
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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mcil
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
148 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 07:01:07
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Reading Xfm's A-X of Alternative Music whilst dumping is one of my favourite activities
"Your Bone's Got a Little Machine..." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2006 : 17:25:54
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i'm not talking about reading ULYSSES, but it's good to have some reading material to keep the mind occupied. better than staring at the wall, don't you think?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 06:24:10
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Originally posted by floop
i'm not talking about reading ULYSSES, but it's good to have some reading material to keep the mind occupied. better than staring at the wall, don't you think?
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur
Depends on what you have on the wall.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 08:38:21
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When I'm on the bog I take my mobile phone so that I can listen to Frank Black.
"The arc of triumph" |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2006 : 01:23:58
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(* too much information in this one)
having a cigarette outside in the rain as the storm approaches in just my shorts (* told you) because it was so bloody hot during the day |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2006 : 08:33:13
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Microwavable cheeseburgers.
"The arc of triumph" |
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2006 : 14:01:37
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| finding a turd on the back garden step, cleaning it up, cursing next door neighbours dog before realising it belongs to my little one. funny shit! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 05:36:17
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That's a pleasure?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 08:57:38
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:23:20
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Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
"The arc of triumph" |
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =
USA
618 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:47:54
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fbc
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United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 09:52:11
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Originally posted by pixiestu
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Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
I was like, "what in Frank's name is that?!" It's a turd. On my step. I only knew it was my daughter's when I picked her up and noticed she had no nappy on. Oh, and my arm smelled of poo. Another giveaway.
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pearl
- FB Fan -
Croatia
35 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 12:43:47
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hm...simple pleasures...
coffee
smokes
a good book
a fb album...
no sig...:-( |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 16:21:32
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Originally posted by pearl
hm...simple pleasures...
coffee
smokes
a good book
a fb album...
no sig...:-(
I'll ditto that!
"You're not too big to go over my knee young man" |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 16:35:22
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1. Hanging out with my wife and kids.
2. My wife hanging out of a pink sweater when the kids aren't around.
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 18:08:05
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Someone actually posting in a thread I started. Besides Sean.
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 07/24/2006 : 18:42:19
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Hey-llo!!!
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 05:07:39
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quote:
Originally posted by pixiestu
quote:
Originally posted by fbc
finding a turd on the back garden step
This on it's own must've been pleasurable.
"The arc of triumph"
Are you guys German?
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2006 : 10:16:54
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
Hey-llo!!!
Seán Says: I need to raise €50,000,000 to make a CGI film adaptation of Matlock. Eddie Murphy will voice Matlock
No offense.
You can meet me in the morning, I'll drink you in like wine, I ain't never gonna' see you anymore... |
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Simple Pleasures
