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benji
> Teenager of the Year <
New Zealand
3426 Posts |
 Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:54:44
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i've always found "cock knocker" very amusing.
"fucking cock knocker" just seems to rool off the tongue very nicely.......
all i can say, thank god for polio! brian |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 05:27:40
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Douche
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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the acorahs
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
181 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2006 : 15:28:26
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this is pretty low, but claiming to have munged someone's mum is more than a little offensive
the fighters, the lukewarm, the traitors... |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 02:23:39
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
488 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 03:29:22
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cock washer
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Gobsheen |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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marcus4realius
- FB Fan -
133 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2006 : 05:56:24
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| Reading around, I'd say a good insult would be "You're funny as a floop." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2006 : 09:41:41
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What about "poopyhead"? Or, perhaps, "doodyhead"?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 05:58:26
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Spaz.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:36:38
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I also really enjoy the simplicity of calling someone a fuck. Not a fucker, or a fucking _____ but just "Shut up, you fuck."
-Brian
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:42:34
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Or better yet: "Fuck you, you fuck"
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:48:12
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Yes indeed - that is a good one.
-Brian
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 06:48:15
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I'm sure I have posted this before but my brothers best insult ever was when someone called him fat, he said "Yeah? that's because every time I screwed your mum she gave me a biscuit"
I laughed, I wept, I shook my head.
forum ebook: end of miles |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2006 : 07:14:36
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In my experience, a quick "prick" under the breath provokes an aggressive "What did you just call me?"
"You heard!" [/checkmate]
wave or we shoot |
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Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 00:10:18
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A special mention must be given to John Cleese's ad-libbed line from The Holy Grail:
"You cheesy lot of second hand, electric donkey bottom biters!"
(Although coming from a French character, I can't help but find it a touch hypocritical..)
Or how about a classic Scarface quote from Pacino:
"You stupid fucking cunt you idiot!"
Well it gets it's point across..
And hey, what's wrong with a straight up "cuntnugget?" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:32:42
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Wally.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:34:07
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French forward.
Denis
Your team sucks |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:48:03
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Ronaldo.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 04:56:43
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Referee!
Denis
Your team sucks |
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2006 : 08:30:48
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I'm sure I have posted this before but my brothers best insult ever was when someone called him fat, he said "Yeah? that's because every time I screwed your mum she gave me a biscuit"
I laughed, I wept, I shook my head.
forum ebook: end of miles
S'good.
I Oslo like
FUM DUCK (or Fumb Duck)
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"Clinton is a shithead." Ray Bradbury |
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Best Insult Poll
