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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:28:19  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I vote for 'smelly pirate hooker'.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:38:09  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
'animal préhistorique partouzeur de droite'


Denis

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:39:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
best as in most insulting? otherwise, your mum.


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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:41:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
-Arse bandit


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marcus4realius
- FB Fan -

133 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:49:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I second the smelly pirate hooker.

Edited by - marcus4realius on 06/01/2006 06:49:46
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:53:38  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Damn dirty ape

forum ebook: end of miles
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =

USA
618 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:55:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ass clown
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:55:18  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Waste of blood" is one my friends and i threw around quite a bit, such as "Vin Diesel is such a waste of blood - he should be drained and given to people who need transfusions"

-Brian
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GypsyDeath
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3575 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:56:46  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dumb astronaut was always funny when i was a kid

cum bucket...



"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  07:03:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
-Shitemeister
-Langer
-Gowl


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  07:08:46  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
This thread makes me want to post once more the "best insulting message ever written on this forum", from our dear Erebus to a man we'll call JT:

<<Fuck you. You really are a colossal asshole, aren't you? Poor baby. If I insult your "friend" you'll leave. I thought maybe we'd misjudged you earlier when you made feeding us info contingent upon people checking out that other artist you produced, but we were right, and this recent post proves it. Don't insult friends or I'll leave. Just how infantile is that? And you would send me elsewhere with my "rightist" agenda, while this and almost every alterna-music board is drowning in juvenile leftist self-righteousness. But god forbid anybody speak up for the opposite. And don't tell me what "we're about here", you parasite. Go sell records somewhere else. I'll run down Franken anywhere and anytime I feel like it. Makes me wonder how Frank can even breathe in your presence.>>


Denis

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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  07:09:00  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah, but I'd rather be a dumb astronaut than not an astronaut at all...

[EDIT] - and that was quite the rant. :)


"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  07:15:39  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My friend's myspace pic is his "dream job":



I'd rather be a punk rock astronaut than a stupid one...

-Brian
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =

USA
715 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  08:25:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In my experience, women seem to react negatively to being called 'stupid cow'.

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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  08:28:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
'Rangers fan'


Pain is temporary, quitting is forever.

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El Loco
- FB Fan -

206 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  08:40:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You fucking cock spit
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2564 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  08:41:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Haha. I called my friend a Bolton fan and he didn't speak to me for hours!

"The arc of triumph"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  09:29:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cunt.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  09:40:26  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
<<A word with me? How about a word for me? Or better yet, how about a word for you? Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one's close to the mark. How 'bout guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart? >>


Denis

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:14:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fucktard
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:24:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Arse bandit


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:27:39  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Cum Guzzling Jizz mop

If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:31:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Arse bandit


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




Arse bandit has been done (Obvious stab at a pun i know, i know. At least i didn't write "I did Arse Bandit first!")

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Edited by - s_wrenn on 06/01/2006 10:33:13
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:34:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, missed that one you knob jockey ; )


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
535 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  10:53:56  Show Profile  Click to see a guy in a rover's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Piss Artist.
Fudge Nudger.
Shit Stabber.
Shithook.
Turd Burglar.
AIDs boy.
Scrote.


A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  11:01:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cunty bollocks


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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mcil
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
148 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  11:06:40  Show Profile  Click to see mcil's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
dustman features

"Your Bone's Got a Little Machine..."
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  11:09:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mister Inferior Testicular Fortitude

http://myspace.com/seanwrenn
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El Loco
- FB Fan -

206 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  11:32:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You swimmer you
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  12:15:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
microcephalomorph

p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.

"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  12:36:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus

microcephalomorph

"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent




they are.


FAST_MAN  RAIDER_MAN - June 19th
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  13:36:14  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.



No, really... "you parasite". Gets me every time.


Denis

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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  14:16:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


"Shitkicker."

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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1485 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  14:17:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Fuckface" always seems to shut people up for a few seconds. I prefer that one or "Cocksucker", and it's close relative "Cocksmoker".

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Wait a minute, strike that. Reverse it.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2006 :  01:01:19  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Personal favourites of mine so far :Fuckface, fucktard, and knob jockey - (which im sure you stole of me Mike!)



"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2006 :  01:39:45  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You people have very base minds.


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