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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
 Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:28:19
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I vote for 'smelly pirate hooker'.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:38:09
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'animal préhistorique partouzeur de droite'
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:39:12
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best as in most insulting? otherwise, your mum.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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marcus4realius
- FB Fan -
133 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:49:30
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| I second the smelly pirate hooker. |
Edited by - marcus4realius on 06/01/2006 06:49:46 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
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ScottP
= Cult of Ray =
USA
618 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:55:12
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| ass clown |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:55:18
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"Waste of blood" is one my friends and i threw around quite a bit, such as "Vin Diesel is such a waste of blood - he should be drained and given to people who need transfusions"
-Brian
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:56:46
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Dumb astronaut was always funny when i was a kid
cum bucket...
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 07:08:46
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This thread makes me want to post once more the "best insulting message ever written on this forum", from our dear Erebus to a man we'll call JT:
<<Fuck you. You really are a colossal asshole, aren't you? Poor baby. If I insult your "friend" you'll leave. I thought maybe we'd misjudged you earlier when you made feeding us info contingent upon people checking out that other artist you produced, but we were right, and this recent post proves it. Don't insult friends or I'll leave. Just how infantile is that? And you would send me elsewhere with my "rightist" agenda, while this and almost every alterna-music board is drowning in juvenile leftist self-righteousness. But god forbid anybody speak up for the opposite. And don't tell me what "we're about here", you parasite. Go sell records somewhere else. I'll run down Franken anywhere and anytime I feel like it. Makes me wonder how Frank can even breathe in your presence.>>
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11674 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 07:09:00
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Yeah, but I'd rather be a dumb astronaut than not an astronaut at all...
[EDIT] - and that was quite the rant. :)
 "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 07:15:39
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My friend's myspace pic is his "dream job":
I'd rather be a punk rock astronaut than a stupid one...
-Brian
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 08:25:27
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In my experience, women seem to react negatively to being called 'stupid cow'.
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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 08:28:47
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'Rangers fan'
Pain is temporary, quitting is forever.
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El Loco
- FB Fan -
206 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 08:40:34
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| You fucking cock spit |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 08:41:17
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Haha. I called my friend a Bolton fan and he didn't speak to me for hours!
"The arc of triumph" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 09:29:57
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Cunt.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 09:40:26
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<<A word with me? How about a word for me? Or better yet, how about a word for you? Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one's close to the mark. How 'bout guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart? >>
Denis
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:14:22
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| Fucktard |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:24:52
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Arse bandit
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:27:39
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Cum Guzzling Jizz mop
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:31:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Arse bandit
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
Arse bandit has been done (Obvious stab at a pun i know, i know. At least i didn't write "I did Arse Bandit first!")
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:34:48
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Sorry, missed that one you knob jockey ; )
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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a guy in a rover
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
535 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 10:53:56
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Piss Artist.
Fudge Nudger.
Shit Stabber.
Shithook.
Turd Burglar.
AIDs boy.
Scrote.
A pig or a goat well, they wouldn’t let you be mistreated
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:01:13
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Cunty bollocks
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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mcil
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
148 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:06:40
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dustman features
"Your Bone's Got a Little Machine..." |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
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El Loco
- FB Fan -
206 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 11:32:49
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| You swimmer you |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 12:15:50
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microcephalomorph
p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.
"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 12:36:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Erebus
microcephalomorph
"Projectile management is the essence of the quality of life" - Ted Nugent
they are.
FAST_MAN RAIDER_MAN - June 19th |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 13:36:14
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Originally posted by Erebus
p.s. Thanks Denis for reminding me that I was more mature twenty years ago than I am now.
No, really... "you parasite". Gets me every time.
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 14:16:29
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"Shitkicker."
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1484 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 14:17:47
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"Fuckface" always seems to shut people up for a few seconds. I prefer that one or "Cocksucker", and it's close relative "Cocksmoker".
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:01:19
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Personal favourites of mine so far :Fuckface, fucktard, and knob jockey - (which im sure you stole of me Mike!)
"I'm not much like my generation,
Their music only hurts my ears" ~ Kasey Chambers |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2006 : 01:39:45
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You people have very base minds.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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