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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  10:33:34  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Making Artwork for CDs

I think that would be the greatest job ever. You get to the office on Monday morning, go over to your desk and computer area, and there's a Cd on your desk and a note "Here are a few tracks from the Pixies album that's coming out next year. Listen to it and see what you can come up with".
So you have some coffee, pop in the CD, and go on the computer and try different fonts and colors. Maybe after lunch you go over to the library to check out some art books for inspiration.

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14

floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  11:28:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'd like to get paid for drinking beer
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  13:53:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rock star.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *

France
1688 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  14:13:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
drinking beer should never become a work, floop.

i'd like to do that holden caulfield's job, you know, catching children in the rye.

except i would be catching gorgeous naked 20 year old girls.

in the rye.


I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Nova
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
65 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  14:42:58  Show Profile  Visit Nova's Homepage  Click to see Nova's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Sound Designer for Video Games

Something I should hopefully be doing in a couple of years..

D-a-wg Sleep (Buh-Buh)
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  17:45:30  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Woulda HAVE to be music related. Apart from the reeeeeally obvious "rockstar" choice, I'd love to score for films and video games, that'd be awesome! I guess my dream job would basically be "be Mark Mothersbaugh". Fronting Devo every now and then would be an added bonus!

Nimrod's Son: Tribute To the Pixies - The Venue, New Cross (London) - Fri 3rd March
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Otherfellers
- FB Fan -

Ireland
87 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  18:43:53  Show Profile  Click to see Otherfellers's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
A sinecure.

A little bit of fire never hurt anyone.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  20:13:22  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Otherfellers

A sinecure.

A little bit of fire never hurt anyone.



So basically being perpetual a student? That would have been my choice. I had to look the word sinecure up, so you must be learning something Oisin ;).



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Otherfellers
- FB Fan -

Ireland
87 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  20:15:36  Show Profile  Click to see Otherfellers's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You don't get paid for being a student, so unless that changes...
I think the Dublin FB posse should be more proactive. You do it.
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1240 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  20:24:19  Show Profile  Visit therewererumours's Homepage  Reply with Quote
If you lived in a perfect world and just kept getting a series of grants to basically fuck around like a couple of people I knew in college, well I'd be up for it, maybe a Masters in Illustration, some print courses, maybe some batik?




Edited by - therewererumours on 02/26/2006 20:25:51
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  20:27:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I love basketball, so to be an NBA player would be amazing. Or, to own a massively cool recording studio, or engineer the sessions would be very good. Or, to be a Sports Illustrated swimsuit photographer would be up there.

I know a guy who has started several different businesses and sold them-very cool guy, and he has his dream job right now starting a clothing company that he hopes to sell to Playboy or big investors once it gets bigger. He has this tricked out bus that he and his work-for-free college students cruise around in with beautiful models on the weekends, stopping at the hottest clubs and have the hot models dressed up in his clothes patying on the bus with club-goers they pick up. Or at least that is as much as I understand it from what he said. Sounded fun.



I tend to think of human beings as huge rubbery test tubes, too, with chemical reactions seething inside
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2006 :  20:45:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i have been working at my dream job for seven years now and i'm broke.
carefull what you wish for right?
i like jimmy's idea but what happens when the cd stinks?
philanthropist would be nice, i would'nt mind helping people who stink.
stink is a great mats record with a fine cover design.
publishing starmekittens dreams would be a dream job.
work is worth while
jobs stink
steve jobs is a philanthropist i think.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  05:19:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Doog



Apart from the reeeeeally obvious "rockstar" choice,


Nimrod's Son: Tribute To the Pixies - The Venue, New Cross (London) - Fri 3rd March




There should be no plan b. Don't give up boy!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1220 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  07:47:08  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote



Nimrod's Son: Tribute To the Pixies - The Venue, New Cross (London) - Fri 3rd March
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lonely persuader
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
488 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  07:50:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
football (soccer, the real football)....
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  11:23:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That would be my second choice if I needed a plan b.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  17:24:28  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think that's an even better idea- to just be student forever, or at least ten years or so.
Go to some classes starting around 9:30, go to the library in the afternoon, maybe there's a someone giving a lecture in the evening, then go home and read and drink some gin.

"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *

United Kingdom
1222 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2006 :  17:48:11  Show Profile  Visit misleadtheworld's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Maths teacher.

No wait...



?
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <

France
4233 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  00:25:33  Show Profile  Visit cassandra is's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Rock star.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




obviously...






pas de bras pas de chocolat
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benji
> Teenager of the Year <

New Zealand
3426 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  04:49:40  Show Profile  Visit benji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
my dream job is to work on a television travel show..
getting to travel the world trying out all these exciting things for "work" sounds pretty damn awesome to me.

actually, being a presenter on "Thirsty Traveller" on Discovery Channel
the guy travels the world trying every kind of alcohol imaginable.
i think i could do that....



Join the Cult of Fat!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  07:10:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Third choice, actor.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  07:18:31  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Third choice, actor.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place


Fourth choice, train driver.


I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  07:23:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have thought about it actually.

But no, fourth choice A&R man.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  07:27:06  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Musician who could live comfortably off his playing without selling out

or

2nd baseman for the Mets

-Brian
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  07:29:05  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
pimp.


Denis

I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath!
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =

USA
715 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  08:44:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd like to get a job killing hobos for the railroad.


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i try to be mallory but i'm still skippy
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  09:03:42  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I have thought about it actually.

But no, fourth choice A&R man.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place


In my limited experience, this has more glamour looking from outside in - it's not as exciting as it sounds.


I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  09:15:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Probably so, but I still reckon I would enjoy it more than 99% of other jobs at least. Especially at a decent indie label.

Work sucks.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  09:23:58  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
my dream job would involve owning a little second hand book shop with decent coffee making facilities and a good stereo.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  09:28:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wish I knew!

__________
Don't believe the hype.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =

USA
876 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  14:38:46  Show Profile  Visit jimmy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
good idea, starmekitten, that would be great, even to work at one, most people wouldn't even bother you cause they just wanna look around and be left alone anyway.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a child star. I wanted them to make a sequel to "the Goonies" Sean Astin and me replacing Corey feldman or that chinese kid, and a new song by Cyndi Lauper.
I used to hope that I'd meet Corey Haim somewhere, and we'd become friends and he'd help get me in a movie.
I guess he's clean now, but for all the drugs he's not doing he's making up for w/ food. I saw him on VH1 and he's HUGE.


"Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." JOHN 15:14
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *

1965 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  16:03:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
screenwriter/director, although i don't think i could handle the criticism.

when i think about it, playing major league baseball still sounds fun. shortstop or third base sounds right to me. probably better suited for bench but hey, it's a dream job!

Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  19:21:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think it would be a career that completely changed every 2-5 years. I really like my job now. But I do secretly wish I could have been a rockstar, but it's definately not genetically wired for that. Maybe a Sci Fi writer, but I get too distracted. I also secretly wish I could be a poet that has my work discovered after I die. There was a poet in colonial New England that was discovered by her grandchildren or something like that. I think that's cool.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2006 :  20:47:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[quote]Originally posted by soundofataris

I'd like to get a job killing hobos for the railroad.


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i think about being a hobo alot
bandana and stick drawn filled for a trot
to walk along men then turn back again
soundofataris just in i shall not.




Signature checkbox
checked by default?
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kfs
= Cult of Ray =

USA
889 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2006 :  14:17:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wanted to be an astronaut.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2006 :  14:42:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face

2nd baseman for the Mets




Tough on the knees.

I have to say centerfielder for the Red Sox (batting third).

Being more reasonable, statistician for the Red Sox. I really wanted to do that as a kid, but thought it impossible. Now I know people with those kind of jobs, and dammit I could have done it if I had thought it was possible.
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