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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
 Posted - 03/01/2006 : 15:18:04
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"He's a suicidal soccer-playing cyborg plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a provocative foul-mouthed mechanic with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!"
"The arc of triumph" |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 15:19:56
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...I could read these all day....
"The arc of triumph" |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 15:34:03
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Yeah, it cracks me up consistently:
He's a jaded native American firefighter from the 'hood. She's a cold-hearted belly-dancing soap star from a different time and place. They fight crime!
 "If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 16:28:31
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"He's an impetuous Amish vampire hunter with nothing left to lose. She's a manipulative gypsy fairy princess from beyond the grave They fight crime!"
Awesome.
Nimrod's Son: Tribute To the Pixies - The Venue, New Cross (London) - Fri 3rd March
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 16:40:04
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Originally posted by pixiestu
...I could read these all day....
"The arc of triumph"
But the font might make you go blind. |
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misleadtheworld
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1222 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 18:33:27
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"He's a time-tossed albino matador with a passion for fast cars. She's a tortured paranoid snake charmer who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!"
What else could they do but fight crime?
Thanks Dean. That's my evening sorted.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 20:09:54
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omg this was my fave
He's an immortal hunchbacked cowboy She's an artistic impetuous barmaid who can talk to animals. They fight crime! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 20:28:28
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Time-tossed albino matador WITH a passion for fast cars. Time-tossed does seem appropriate. :)
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2006 : 20:32:32
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he is but a cup of soup
shes your favorite waitress
together they fight crime |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 00:46:50
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You know, I thought I'd get tired of this fast, but I don't.
He's a one-legged gay sorceror with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's an orphaned Buddhist archaeologist on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 00:48:54
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He's a notorious sweet-toothed gangster with no name. She's a violent African-American college professor who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 02:22:21
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| He's a fiendish albino dog-catcher who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a tortured snooty magician's assistant from beyond the grave They fight crime! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 03:14:27
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He's a geeky Canadian and the stupidest person in the world. He's a baseball lover with a mangled face from New Jersey. They run the forum!
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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manintheshack
- FB Fan -
48 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 05:00:40
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"He's an immortal Amish librarian in drag. She's a beautiful foul-mouthed journalist trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!"
Just brilliant. I'll have to write that screenplay.
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I kick arse for the Lord. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 05:46:16
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He's a genetically engineered neurotic astronaut looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a vivacious out-of-work Hell's Angel with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!
Oh my this is fun |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2006 : 06:05:10
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He is a quad growing, never showing, cock blowing vegan.
She is a beer drinking, quick thinking, cigarette stinking Brit.
They run the forum!
(I predict a banning)
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2006 : 13:31:38
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"He's a scrappy Catholic cat burglar living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a green-fingered communist schoolgirl with the power to see death. They fight crime!"
 pas de dutchie! |
Edited by - Carl on 03/04/2006 13:31:52 |
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2006 : 17:03:32
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"He's a fast talking white trash cowboy whom everyone believes is mad. She's a blind bisexual wrestler on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!"
"The arc of triumph" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2006 : 12:52:17
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He's a time-tossed neurotic matador with nothing left to lose. She's a pregnant belly-dancing cab driver from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 00:30:36
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Here's another one. Google your first name, then a plus sign then needs.
So: Dean+needs
First result: Why Dean needs to win big now.
Ironic considering my return substantially lighter-of-wallet from Vegas. :)
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 03:43:20
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Heh first three
LAURA NEEDS to take better care of her own two kids (the one from the photo??) LAURA NEEDS plastic surgery (jerks). LAURA NEEDS advice on her combi boiler
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therewererumours
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1240 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 05:52:30
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Barry needs:to cut himself some slack. I am feeling abit stressed today!
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2006 : 15:00:42
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-Stuart needs a new home
-Stuart needs a big fat fine $
-Stuart needs help escaping from Monty the cat. (This one is a coincidence because there is a cat called Monty which regularly comes to my house)
"The arc of triumph" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2006 : 11:11:51
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First result: "Nathan needs some Huggies." Ewwww...
Another result: "Nathan needs a paycheck." Don't I know it?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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