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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
 Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:26:29
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I didn't see any related threads to this so here she goes.
Are there any songs so annoying that you'd contemplate suicide before listening to them voluntarily?
Mine would have to be the Bare Naked Ladies song where he talks real fast about wasabi and action films and such, I can't remember the name. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:31:29
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Violet.
 Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:32:02
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Relax, Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Horrifying.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:37:30
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I love Relax :D I had both their albums. Liverpool was actually pretty good.
Anything by UB40 induces the vomit.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:45:20
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| Any reggae or ska song makes me wanna puke. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 13:46:38
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So you don't like the specials then? ;)
Pretty much anything by Nickleback.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:10:43
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meatloaf, or fucking u2
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All I know there was humous. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:15:04
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| "Love after love" by Cher is pretty awful. I always like when they computerize a vocal part to make it sound all modern when it's obvious they're only doing it because the performer couldn't hit the note. Cracks me up, J Ho does that a lot too. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:32:32
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It's Raining Men.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:33:36
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| I have a feeling your going to be on Kathryns' shit list real soon HPM. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:33:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
It's Raining Men.
I love you, Homers.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 14:48:32
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quote:
Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
I have a feeling your going to be on Kathryns' shit list real soon HPM.
No I was just saying, it's raining men.
Hallelujah it's raining men.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 15:05:10
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Heywood I used to share an office with a Barenakedladies fan who also loved a good bit of Chaz and Dave - another vomit inducing act.
I'd like to add to those - Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Robbie Williams.
(I'll be back - there are more)
Fire made it good. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 15:06:54
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Oh yeah, definitely Robbie.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 15:13:21
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Kenny G and Michael Bolton have to join that list too.
edit: while some of you may think I'm veering dangerously off topic and just stating artists, in fact I'm referring to their entire catalogue.
Fire made it good. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 09/17/2005 15:15:18 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 15:16:42
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Me too with Robbie.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 15:23:37
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All Saints - Booty Call
In fact all their stuff too.
Fire made it good. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 20:21:33
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anthying by michael bolton and most stuff by whitney and mariah
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 21:07:57
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meatloaf, or fucking u2
Yeah, fucking U2 always makes me want to vomit, too.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2005 : 21:35:47
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'allstar' - smashmouth
as i say frequently, the WORST song of the 1990s
-Brian
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 01:51:58
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It's hard for me to find music that I couldn't stand, I'm open to almost everything, but this mere image provokes serious nausea.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 03:09:59
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wilhelm
We've gone on holiday by mistake. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 03:24:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Barenakedladies ..... Celine Dion,
Agreed. And those are also painful to admit to, being as they are Canadian.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 04:15:28
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Wonderwall by Oasis, Alabama Song _ Bowie Version, anything by Alanis Morrisette.
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:16:38
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| Oh crap, yes. The Alanis song where she's got one hand in her pocket and the other is doing something else. Makes me shudder to even think about it. Southpark did an excellent parody of that video, so that's one good thing about that song. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:27:36
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
'allstar' - smashmouth
as i say frequently, the WORST song of the 1990s
-Brian
Oh yes, ANYTHING by that band.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:30:44
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I third or fourth U2, i realise for some people over 25 they were quite important and must have sounded fresh at the time but its hard to like them when you've only grown up during their Nauseating Period.
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If I were a millionaire I'd buy every carthorse in Ireland and wait. The day is coming when a carthorse will be worth more than a Porsche. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:33:21
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They piss me off now. Another band living off past glories. Step aside.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:35:54
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| I think U2 is a good band, they just get waaaaaaaaay too much exposure. That uno, dos, tres, catorce song is pretty bad though. They should have called it quits after ATYCLB. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:51:03
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In case anyone missed this last time I posted it.
Ladies and Gentleman...
Elevation:
High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
At corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse
You elevate my soul
I've got no self control
Been living like a mole now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation
A star
Lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you can educate my mind
Explain all these controls
Can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation
A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation
Love
Lift me up out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you
A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
Higher now
In the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high
Elevation
Elevation
Elevation
Elevation
I don't know about you, but I have bought a bit of sick up.
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 07:59:30
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| "A star lit up like a cigar". Step off Shakespeare! |
Edited by - HeywoodJablome on 09/18/2005 08:00:30 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 08:04:17
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shockingly shit huh? Even my zombie song was better than this.
How annoying is my signature, wow it's really annoying. |
Edited by - starmekitten on 09/18/2005 08:05:10 |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 08:06:52
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| Zombie song? Is it something like the Monster Mash? |
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bumblebeeboy2
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2638 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 08:11:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
'allstar' - smashmouth
as i say frequently, the WORST song of the 1990s
-Brian
hey i like that song!
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band) |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 08:17:34
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
'allstar' - smashmouth
as i say frequently, the WORST song of the 1990s
-Brian
hey i like that song!
I'm really ashamed to admit it but I liked this song when it came out as well. It's one of them catchy tunes that kind of rots your brain. "A now! yer a rawk star!"
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
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