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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 09/18/2005 : 08:41:03
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Originally posted by bumblebeeboy2
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Originally posted by Broken Face
'allstar' - smashmouth
as i say frequently, the WORST song of the 1990s
-Brian
hey i like that song!
The Monkey Helper has had a make-over! http://www.monkeyhelper.co.uk (that is my band)
You sad, sad man! Wait until I see you next.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 13:30:54
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The Final Countdown. Europe. Do I really need to say more?
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 13:55:35
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| The keyboard melody kills me every time I hear it. The very definition of EPIC in a musical sense. |
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ivandivel
= Cult of Ray =
394 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2005 : 17:16:06
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Kenny G and Michael Bolton have to join that list too.
Fire made it good.
You forgot Coldplay. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 01:36:47
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
It's hard for me to find music that I couldn't stand, I'm open to almost everything, but this mere image provokes serious nausea.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
Oh God oh God... El Gato Volador... Hey whore, what do you think of that one:
Tu eres golosa, golosa y glotona (2X)
Si estas en la cama y tu eres golosa
Si estas en la cosina y tu eres glotona, glotona
Bien golosa tu eres bien golosa
Rebien golosa tu eres rebien golosa
Y bien glotona tu eres bien glotona re bien golosa
Bien glotona pinche gorda tan boluda todo el dia come y come
Pinche albondiga con patas note cansas de comer
Por eso estas bien inflada yo porti no siento nada
Por eso estas bien inflada yo por ti no siento nada
Yo quisiera divorciarme
Porque yo ya no soporto tu manteca y tus celos
Hay hay quiero morirme
Para que estas bien inflada yo por ti no siento nada (2X)
Y esto va para toda la colonia de chiapas mexico
Y el mundo entero departe de Impacto MC y DJ Mario Bros
Tu eres golosa, golosa y glotona (2X)
Si estas en la cama y tu eres golosa
Si estas en la cosina y tu eres glotona, glotona
Bien golosa tu eres bien golosa rebien glososa
Tu eres rebien golosa y bien glotona
Tu eres bien glotona rebien golosa
Yo que invito muchos compas con su Perla
Que bonita cinturita y me mira mi tonina se voltea le da risa
Para que estas bien inflada yo por ti no siento nada (2X)
Cuando estamos en la action ella quiero tres o cuatro (2X)
Para que estas bien inflada yo por ti no siento nada (2X)
Bien golosa Roxana es bien golosa y bien glotona
Roxana es bien glotona
Yo amanesco desvelado y pal trabajo voy cansado (2X)
Que tu crees que soy de palo o algun burro en primavera (2X)
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 01:59:53
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Pure poetry. Exquisite.
In fact, "El gato volador" is not that bad. I mean, not that bad compared to the rest of the album. Yes, I've heard the whole record. My sister bought it. We had a terrible fight when she put it in her car. She called me a Nazi. I called her a bitch.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 03:01:56
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99 bottles of beer on the wall?
 I am not a number. I am a free man! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/19/2005 : 06:35:45
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Well, maybe if you DRINK all those bottles of beer...
Nah, you're right, although I used to love to sing that when I was a kid. I think kids are naturally drawn to incredibly annoying and repetitive songs.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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martian-honey
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 04:37:25
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every time i hear U2s 'hold me thrill me kiss me kill me' i feel like being sick. i CANNOT STAND any song with a general undertone of "we'll be togetjer in death" if couples wanna commit suicide together with some stupid idea of being together forever then go ahead... rid the earth of your depressing way of thinking, but for gawds sake DO NOT writ songs about it!
leaves of three, let them be. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 06:14:36
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I thought it was about an indecisive person.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 08:06:28
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I heard the perfect puke-maker in the supermarket today. Counting Crows' cover of Big Yellow Taxi.
Gonna vom. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 10:57:42
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| I never thought it was possible to massacre a Monkee's song but Smashmouth proved me wrong with that god awful Shrek re-make. It actually made me pine to hear the original. |
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Mister Dog
- FB Fan -
USA
91 Posts |
Posted - 09/20/2005 : 15:45:00
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Any version of Boys of the Summer. They all suck
Are you lookin' for the motherlode? |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 01:58:26
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the cover of that speedwagon tune "just give a little bit"...googoo dolls?
jesusfuckstopit.
and brush your hair.
dick. |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 04:33:43
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You don't know french musak. They use it to fight obesity.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 04:42:07
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What are you referring to, remi?
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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winnipegwantsfrank
- FB Fan -
83 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 09:20:18
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Beverly Hills - Weezer
Terrible, terrible, terrible |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:59:18
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
the cover of that speedwagon tune "just give a little bit"...googoo dolls?
jesusfuckstopit.
and brush your hair.
dick.
REO Speedwagon originated that song? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 11:01:34
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Do you mean "Give a little bit"?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 11:02:49
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Originally posted by vilainde
What are you referring to, remi?
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
Chimene Badi, Hélène Segarra, Florent Pagny, ....
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 13:44:55
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Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 17:07:40
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Originally posted by HeywoodJablome
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
the cover of that speedwagon tune "just give a little bit"...googoo dolls?
jesusfuckstopit.
and brush your hair.
dick.
REO Speedwagon originated that song?
yeah its either speedwagon or supertramp.
not much difference really.
yeah kathryn "give a little bit"
it was a good song.
when i was 8.
...and do my best not to be all totally ...whatever in the hell it is I am...too something.
Gonna try to not be that.
I think.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 17:41:41
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No, Kim. That song always induced vomit.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 17:52:44
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I don't remember hearing all of it, but I like that song. It's a bit corny and 70's, though. ;)
You can hear it in Superman, from Lois Lane' car radio, I think. Before she gets crushed by the earth tremor thingy..heehee!! |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 23:06:40
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'Come Sail Away' - Styx
Need I say more...
 The Cult of Frank : 10,000,000 Points Of View... |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 08:04:09
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Originally posted by Mister Dog
Any version of Boys of the Summer. They all suck
Are you lookin' for the motherlode?
I never understood why anyone would want to cover that song.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 10:08:40
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| Maybe so they can say "Dead head sticker on a cadillac". Don Henley gives my ass the hiccups. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 10:24:45
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I think the band that covered it said, black flag sticker...
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Don't believe the hype. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 10:25:31
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C, I already emailed the poor boy about that. God, we're such mommies!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 14:59:02
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David Gray - anything by him
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:05:17
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C'mon. You're not down with Babylon?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:09:26
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
I think the band that covered it said, black flag sticker...
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Don't believe the hype.
Which band was that? Screw them for giving it up to that whiney jerk. No Don, when it comes to you it's not about "Forgiveness". |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:11:57
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Ataris' cover goes "Black Flag sticker," for us in the 40-and-over set.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:12:57
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Originally posted by kathryn
C'mon. You're not down with Babylon?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
*suppresses urge to go scrub self till raw for just having remembered how that makes my skin crawl*
Fire made it good. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:17:42
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On a Friday no less!
Friday night I'm going nowhere
All the lights are changing green to red
Turning over TV stations
Situations running through my head
Well looking back through time
You know it's clear that I've been blind
I've been a fool
To ever open up my heart
To all that jealousy, that bitterness, that ridicule
Saturday I'm running wild
And all the lights are changing red to green
Moving through the crowd I'm pushing
Chemicals all rushing through my bloodstream
Only wish that you were here
You know I'm seeing it so clear
I've been afraid
To tell you how I really feel
Admit to some of those bad mistakes I've made
If you want it
Come and get it
Crying out loud
The love that I was
Giving you was
Never in doubt
Let go your heart
Let go your head
And feel it now
Babylon, Babylon
Sunday all the lights of London
Shining , Sky is fading red to blue
I'm kicking through the Autumn leaves
And wondering where it is you might be going to
Turning back for home
You know I'm feeling so alone
I can't believe
Climbing on the stair
I turn around to see you smiling there
In front of me
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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