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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 08/29/2005 :  16:49:40  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I didn't want to offend you by saying PIXIESTEVE IS ONLY A CHILD

but little too huh?

And no pixiekid, it is London I'm going to, and NO! Kathryn the kids not my date.

This isn't helping me any you know, if this ends up an utter bloody mess and he thinks I'm an idiot I know who to blame.

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  16:52:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh, well if it's london then it's blatantly cheeseman. i would have said so earlier but i thought you were going to manchester.

hmm, i suppose meeting you both is out of the question then? wouldn't want to ruin your date!


Oh let it linger
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:00:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

Is that the royal we or do you mean is he known to the forum because if you're suggesting I'm only saying nice things because he's lurking you'd be dead wrong.



You didn't answer the question.

That's a good tip for dating. Try to skate past any embarassing questions. As we have established elsewhere - "honesty is for chumps". Lie, but lie convincingly.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:03:15  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I prefer not to lie as to not mention the whole truth exactly.

Pixiesteve thats a bit of a jumped to conclusion isn't it?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:03:18  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
And if he gives you a bug to eat, run.

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If I were a millionaire I'd buy every carthorse in Ireland and wait. The day is coming when a carthorse will be worth more than a Porsche.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:05:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nice newo. The whole day comes together so nicely.

Kitty - so open, but yet so coy
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:05:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
maybe. i removed my advice to cheeseman just in case, but i'm still placing my money on it being him.


Oh let it linger

Edited by - PixieSteve on 08/29/2005 17:06:44
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:12:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

Kathryn behave, Pixiesteves only little



proof she is all about the sex.


Oh let it linger



Was this directed at me, because I will be morally outraged if it is. I would never objectify a fellow forumer.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:17:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol, no, i was referring to tre (who had said a fuck me t-shirt would give the wrong impression)


Oh let it linger

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:17:59  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So is coy a good thing? I fear we are wandering far from the point which is to make me a good date and not a total foolish let down!
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:19:51  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Seemed to me more of a comment on the skill with which you skated between revealing and not revealing them.

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If I were a millionaire I'd buy every carthorse in Ireland and wait. The day is coming when a carthorse will be worth more than a Porsche.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:21:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I told you all you need to know - lie well. Ok here's more - don't get drunk, don't talk to someone else on a cellphone, don't talk poorly about someone else, don't gouge them on the dinner, check your teeth in the bathroom after dinner for stuck food. Don't spend you evening talking about other people on fb.net (you have no secrets here).
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:25:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

I told you all you need to know - lie well. Ok here's more - don't get drunk, don't talk to someone else on a cellphone, don't talk poorly about someone else, don't gouge them on the dinner, check your teeth in the bathroom after dinner for stuck food. Don't spend you evening talking about other people on fb.net (you have no secrets here).



Not that we were on a date, but didn't I do all those things over dinner the other night, darwin? Talk on the cell constantly, get falling-down drunk, make you pay for my meal, and boy did I talk trash about everybody here.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:26:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
don't stand at the front during the gig. if there's moshing you'll probably get separated and get sweaty. save the sweating for later.


Oh let it linger

Edited by - PixieSteve on 08/29/2005 17:27:39
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:28:19  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm five foot tall Steve, If I go moshing I will get killed...

haha I see what you did there.
Pervert.

Edited by - starmekitten on 08/29/2005 17:30:12
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:30:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

don't stand at the front during the gig. if there's moshing you'll probably get separated and get sweaty. save the sweating for later.


Oh let it linger



No, no, no. Bad advice (no offense, Steve).

Rule Number One For Short Female Concert-Goers: Make your way right up to the very front. The taller the guys in the audience, the more likely these strangers are to let you squeeze in front of him and protect you from the crowd during the show, especially from flying moshers and body-surfers.


Tre, you don't know this? This is one of the best things about being short.



Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank

Edited by - kathryn on 08/29/2005 17:31:59
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:32:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
well, in my experience it can be so compact that you have no choice about where you want to go and who you let in front. the very very front against railings is actually not bad though, but you have to go early.

because, sadly, i'm quite excited about this (blatant) forum coupling, i've delayed my going to bed by quite a bit, but off i go now.

good luck with your date tre

and cheeseman (i heard he had one too)


Oh let it linger

Edited by - PixieSteve on 08/29/2005 17:38:53
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:36:20  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Last year Kathryn I got punched at the gig so I don't trust my fellow gig goers, I find if you're against the rails you're generally fine apart from the bruising, if you aren't pushed against the rails you just have to go wherever it takes you, there have been whole gigs where my feet have not touched the ground and I have come out black and blue.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  17:38:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am sorry to learn of this.
I am sure that your gentleman friend will protect you.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  18:28:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shit, that's rough. I hate the whole crush at big gigs sometimes.
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  18:39:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK, make sure you don't talk about the most boring subject of all: ex-boyfriends. Do talk about something that you are passionate about, which for you should not be difficult.

For him, let's see. Has he ever watched the scene in There's Something About Mary about 'taking the edge off'? ;-)

I'm sure you guys will have a great time!



All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  19:06:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
mmmfffffppphhhh!!!!!!!!


hehehe.



__________
Don't believe the hype.
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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  19:21:59  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Tre darling, just be yourself. the best dates i have ever been on, afterwards i've thought "wow, i feel like i really know who they are." the worst ones are when you have canned dialouge and dress unlike your usual style. obviously this gent fancies you enough to ask you on this date, be who he was attracted to in the first place.

-Brian
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  19:46:00  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Carolyn, did you choke on something there sweetness?
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 08/29/2005 :  20:29:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
be gentle with your ball of string kitten.

and don't drink too much.

"You're constantly in a state of becoming"
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  01:10:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't have good advices. You all know I'm a loser. But I'm very happy to hear that, lady. Very, very happy.

For Tre: Have fun. It's a Pixies gig, so that's fairly easy to do. Be yourself, that's a good one. You've proved to be cool enough to don't need to be anyone else.

I have better advices for the guy: Try to be nice and gentle, or I'll go there and kill you with my own hands. Enough said.

And for both: Don't get drunk.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  01:37:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And maybe it's time to resurrect the "I had intercourse last night" thread.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  01:38:30  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Xavi! It is not!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  01:43:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I would if I could!!!


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro

Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 08/30/2005 08:47:26
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  02:15:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

And maybe it's time to resurrect the "I had intercourse last night" thread.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro



Well there may well be two more posts in the 'I Love' thread.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  08:13:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

Carolyn, did you choke on something there sweetness?



Um, no, nothing at all,errr.

__________
Don't believe the hype.

Edited by - Carolynanna on 08/30/2005 08:18:08
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One Who Hath Swum
- FB Fan -

78 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  13:13:12  Show Profile  Visit One Who Hath Swum's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Tip #27 - Don't ask her Dad if he knows if she's on her period.

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http://www.fournineproductions.com/musicpage.html I joined the cult of me.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  14:07:10  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I have two suggestions from recent experience:
Do not pin him against the wall and ask him what he works as;
Do not drunkenly ask his friend if he's gay.

Trust me on these.


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  14:31:31  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I like how everyone tells me not to get drunk, I'm no drunken lush you know!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/30/2005 :  14:32:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's not what the boys say.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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