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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:01:21  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sorry guys, especially Llama, b/c i was trying to delete a spam thread for Cukoo Clocks and i accidentally delted this thread i started earlier. If i remember, Kathryn and PixieSteve had no idea, Xavi thought maybe Brad Pitt, i said the Mets' David Wright, Marsist said Katie Holmes or Edward Norton b/c he's bisexual...and Llama i didn't see yours. so continue!

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:05:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*flounces off in a huff*


No power in the 'verse can stop me

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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:08:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
biaaatch!!!!

I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:10:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh, ok then ;)

Rupert Everett...mmmm, hunky




I couldn't be a lesbian for a day and sleep with Bridget Fonda, could I? [/obvious]


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:18:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Edward Norton's bisexual?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:21:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a woman.

Then PixieSteve brilliantly joked that I had said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a man.

Damn, Brian!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  09:39:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Edward Norton's bisexual?




As far as Im concerned he is.


"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black

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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:00:03  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
kind of tough for me - so can I be a gay man for Mike Patton please?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:01:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I would much rather have a penis. But then I'd want to sleep with a man anyway.


Brian, ruling on the penis thing, please.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:04:35  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ummm...that might be a whole different thread!

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:06:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Consider it for those of us who are losers in the gay department.


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:12:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

I said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a woman.

Then PixieSteve brilliantly joked that I had said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a man.

Damn, Brian!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




actually, i was just using your words to explain my situation (which was similar, except for the woman/man thing).


Oh let it linger
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:18:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Marsist

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

Edward Norton's bisexual?




As far as Im concerned he is.


Eh?!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:20:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

I said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a woman.

Then PixieSteve brilliantly joked that I had said I wasn't hip enough to want to sleep with a man.

Damn, Brian!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




actually, i was just using your words to explain my situation (which was similar, except for the woman/man thing).


Oh let it linger



Oh, OK. Sorry. Still, your post was funny.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
2002 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:56:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If we can include a day of bisexuality in this thread, I'd like to be the meat in a Ted Koppel and Phyllis Diller sandwich. Of course this would be in a mirror universe.


I was alone...in my BIG BED

-bRIAN
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  10:59:41  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think I would fuck floop


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:00:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
well my answer was a katie holmes/ed norton sandwich

[EDIT im referring to TRANSMARINES post]


"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black


Edited by - The Marsist on 08/11/2005 11:39:44
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:05:46  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
and I almost forgot the oh so gorgeous Tom Ford.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:10:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't like where you're going with that, Surfer.

If Brian magically transformed me into a man, I wouldn't necessarily be interested in a gay guy. I'd like to spend some quality time with the lovely Tom Ford as myself, as a woman. But not if I were a man. If that makes sense.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:11:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'd give Johnny Depp as good seeing to.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:12:32  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

I don't like where you're going with that, Surfer.

If Brian magically transformed me into a man, I wouldn't necessarily be interested in a gay guy. I'd like to spend some quality time with the lovely Tom Ford as myself, as a woman. But not if I were a man. If that makes sense.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




As a man for the sex as a woman for the shoes.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:21:39  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, if you had a penis you wouldn't go after bob mould?

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:23:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nope. If he gets rid of that annoying beard, I'll gladly (to quote Carl) give him a good seeing to-- in my current female form.

For some reason, if I were magically turned into a man I'd rather go for a straight guy. I even have one in mind. Another guitarist/singer.

I am frightened by how much thought I have given this matter today.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank

Edited by - kathryn on 08/11/2005 11:26:17
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:24:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's going on here?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:25:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

What's going on here?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




"Which member of your gender would you bed?" is the question before you, Homers.

However, Surfer and I don't want girls. We still want guys. Figures.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:27:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So I have to bed a member of my own sex, but I can either be a straight woman or gay man to do it?

Is that right?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:27:56  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm bi - so the only logical thing would be for me to become a man and be gay - the Marsist is cheating.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:28:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

So I have to bed a member of my own sex, but I can either be a straight woman or gay man to do it?

Is that right?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




No. That's me messing up the thread (sorry). No. You are a guy. You get to sleep with another guy.

Look. Just say Brad Pitt. You know you want to.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:31:08  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
No say Guy Mcknight

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:31:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Surfer, I didn't know you were bi. This is confusing.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:32:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

So I have to bed a member of my own sex, but I can either be a straight woman or gay man to do it?

Is that right?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




You are a guy.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




Guilty as charged.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:32:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
You want to sleep with Brad Pitt.




Guilty as charged.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place





Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank

Edited by - kathryn on 08/11/2005 11:33:39
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:33:28  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Surfer, I didn't know you were bi. This is confusing.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




Isn't it just

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:35:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
You want to sleep with Brad Pitt.




Guilty as charged.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place





Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank




What?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =

Ireland
730 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  11:42:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
the Marsist is cheating.


im am not.im atually bi so i cannot atually answer the question put forward




"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black

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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 08/11/2005 :  12:02:11  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sorry Marsist - you're not cheating - you're lovely.

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