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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/23/2005 : 10:57:43
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you girlies ever noticed that when you hang around or live with other girlies for long enough you get synchronous? isn't that weird?
(the guys won't look at this thread after they realise what it's about - we can use it to secretly talk secret girl things mua ha ha)
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
Edited by - starmekitten on 03/23/2005 11:34:30 |
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 10:58:52
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Laughing around now Tre...you really did it, I can't beleive!
You're trying to
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 10:59:41
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:05:41
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darwin, do scrub jays menstruated...er... ride the cotton pony?
Tre, this thread should be called "Today, I have my period" or
"I am menstruating right now, how about you?" I don't like associating
the word "dreaded" with my period nor do I feel ladylike under any circumstances.
All that said, I, too, have my period today. That makes three forum ladies, which
is, like, what, 75 percent of us?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
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Carolynanna
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:13:44
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I've heard that hanging around girlies,
everyone will start to fall in sync with the dominant female.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:15:02
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so is everyone falling in sync with tre?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:17:30
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Or with Kiki?
Or with me!
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:19:49
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| One of links I pasted above had a study that concluded that some women were the pace-setters that caused the other women to synchronize. I guess they're pumping out more phermones. So, who's loaded up with phermones? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:20:30
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are you a pace setter, rita, or a synchronizer?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:21:12
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| i love discussing periods actually. what do you girls prefer to use, tampons, pads..? i'd probably use a tampon. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:22:52
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Carolynanna, please state whether you are menstruating, as Tre, Rita
and I are.
darwin, you get some kind of award for being the first guy to post in this thread.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
Edited by - kathryn on 03/23/2005 11:25:42 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:24:27
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Oh good lord....
um, er, no.
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:27:46
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Hm. Well, Carolyn, I am sure you will come back here to post when
you do menstruate next.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:34:58
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better K?
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:35:41
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last night i had pasta with my dad's excellent tomato sauce..
oh, woops. wrong thread
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:36:49
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close but no cigar shaped cotton vaginal entry article
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:51:34
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did I just kill the thread?
I knew I should have called it a cigar shaped clot soaker
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:54:07
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Ewww.
Tre, do you have in England these hideous tampons called OB?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 11:54:54
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no, OB? what on earth?
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 12:12:24
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Sexual Aggression in iguanas toward owners
There appears to be a strong correlation between overt, aggressive, physical attacks by iguanas and females who are primary care givers to these animals. This type of aggression has been coined "Sexual Aggression" and it appears to follow a specific pattern. Sexual aggression usually involves overt acts of aggression, such as chasing and biting of the owner. Mature, male iguanas who have been long term pets tend to be the main culprit. The owners are almost exclusively females between the age of 18 to 40 who are the head of the house hold and the primary care giver to the iguana. It also appears that the male iguana is in his mating season while the female owner is experiencing or within a few days of menstruating. It is postulated that the male iguana is sensing pheromones from the menstruating owner and reacts to these signals. This type of aggression appears suddenly and is quite violent in terms of normal iguana behaviour. There have been reported cases of iguanas chasing there owners across rooms and up stairs before inflicting a nasty bite to their legs. There are a few ways to avoid this type of overt aggression. The easiest solution is for the owner to place the iguana in an appropriate cage during the few sensitive days of menstruation. Another possible solution is to have the iguana's testicles removed surgically (castration) by your veterinarian. Both these options almost completely reduce the possibility of this type of aggression occurring. Another option to consider is the possible modification of the iguana's behaviour. However, due to the mental capacity of an iguana, behaviour modification techniques may not be the most appropriate option for an overly amorous iguana.
The key to avoiding physical aggression in your iguana is to have a basic understanding of iguanas in general, as well as keen understanding of the "iguanality" of your particular animal. Pay close attention to your iguana and remember to always approach and handle your iguana with care . Further reading that may help you in your understanding of your iguana can be found in a book called, Iguanas: A Guide To Their Biology and Captive Care, by Frye and Townsend. In addition, you may want to read the information provided by Patrick J. Morris, D.V.M. from the San Diego Zoo, Department of Veterinary Services on IGUANAS: BASIC CAPTIVE CARE CONSIDERATIONS.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 03/23/2005 12:13:17 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 12:18:17
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Are you menstruating today, KOK? Is your iguana?
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 12:41:10
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
are you a pace setter, rita, or a synchronizer?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
What do you think?
You're trying to
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 13:43:51
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I heard that Kitty yeah. Weird if it's true.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 15:38:12
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Isn't it just, I have noticed it before, I used to live in a house with five girls and two lads.
poor bastards
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 15:51:56
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i've felt like giving some broads a nasty bite when they were on their rag, i guess i can blame it on pheremones. either that or i'm part iguana.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 16:55:31
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Either way, shiner, don't do it. Don't go around biting women,
menstruating or not.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 18:16:55
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quote:
i love discussing periods actually.
So do I. Punctuation is cool!
Wait, wrong kind of periods.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 19:17:40
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Luckily I own no iguanas.
Hey girlies, I am not budging. I am on the pill :)
But it's true when you're not on the pill.
Hey and don't diss OB... they're tree and earth friendlier than the other stuff out there. Plus tiny and convenient. :) --End of commercial--
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 19:43:03
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can't believe i read my way thru the whole thread.
but i did.
am i a better person for it? a more informed citizen? does this denizen really have anything to contribute?
not really...sorry. nothing profound or witty...just,
love ya, girls!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 03/23/2005 : 21:30:37
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Do you have to wash your dirty laundry in public?! |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 04:41:28
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Yeah, Iv often found it to be the case. Myself and my best friend are often on at the same time...which isnt a great deal of fun for the guy we hang round with at college everyday, nor our tutor!
If im living at home, then me and my mum will come on the same....
I say this,. but Im incredibly irregular, so I miss a few months here and there most times...I think i have a lazy ovary or something.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 07:49:20
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Its loud as hell.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 08:41:08
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Not as cool as a lightsabre, but I bet the battles are bloodier.
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lady cycles - the bloody monthlies
