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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
 Posted - 07/18/2005 : 12:49:23
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I'm pretty much speechless. Well, not really, but I have nothing constructive to say.
http://www.komotv.com/stories/38000.htm
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 12:54:56
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| I'm not speechless, but I am afraid to cross the line of bad taste before someone else does. |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 12:58:55
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That's what I was thinking, darwin.
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:03:32
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:04:00
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I'll hover for back up.
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:09:15
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He got his colon ripped open by horse cock. Come on people, this stuff writes itself!
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:14:29
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| I was going more for, "These cases are hard to win, because the victims are afraid to talk." |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:17:00
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Okay, I like where you're going. Understated and classy.
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:24:17
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For my money, the weirdest part of that story is the name of the town:
Enumclaw
The anagrams alone...
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *
Chile
1315 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 17:27:38
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my god!!! :S....and he was captured in a video..absolutely insane
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2787 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 19:37:29
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i find this story a breath of fresh air, it stinks like horse and death in here.
"now you understand the oriental passion for tea" |
Edited by - danjersey on 07/18/2005 19:38:23 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7438 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 01:40:39
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I don't know if it's the craziest story of the year, really. The one about the lion killing 42 midgets was weirder IMO.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *
1056 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 02:41:06
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All that is disturbing, but compared to what is still happening to kids these days, it is really nothing. People involved with animals are like farmer stupid geeks. Animals may suffer but.. they're only animals! There are traditional elites that keep on practising unhuman (anti-human) sacrifices... But no papers gonna report it... Denial everywhere.
is it a sign or a warning?
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 07/19/2005 : 05:55:01
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I don't know if it's the craziest story of the year, really. The one about the lion killing 42 midgets was weirder IMO.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul!
the midget wrestler lion fight story really cracked me up. the one i saw was presented as story from the bbc. but it turned out that is was an internet joke done by some college guys. funny kids.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Kirk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
633 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:12:40
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I like
www.shortnews.com
for the strangest, yet essential for our daily life News.
People post up a summary of the news with a link, and then people comment on it. Nice Set-Up. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:13:37
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It seemed essential to learn that Jude Law's kid caught him in bed with the nanny. Hilarious, too.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:37:14
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man im so hungry i could eat a horse
"i had to store my urine in jars so the wizards could not enchant me"
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:47:16
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so here's what I've learned today:
1) Having sex with horses can mean your ultimate (embarassing) demise
2) Jude Law really does consider himself the "Sexiest Man Alive"
3) Hounds from the Ninth Circle of Hell are amongst us. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 11:00:17
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Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:46:57
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It seemed essential to learn that Jude Law's kid caught him in bed with the nanny. Hilarious, too.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
And, the nanny and Jude Law slept together 4 more times and then she sold the story. Nice group of people. Lock the door dummies.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 14:00:42
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Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This is the most disturbing one so far:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1505930/story.jhtml
He's upset about being seen in a sex tape with a Playmate, but he'll willingly appear in a remake of Miami Vice?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:47:29
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Originally posted by Carl
Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts!
It also looks like that thing that used to sit next to Jabba The Hutt in ROTJ.
Don't believe the type!
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:39:42
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it was only a little horseplay.
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Make Doherty History |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:53:34
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Hay that's out of order.
Seriously though, he was in a stable condition last time I heard.
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:10:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts!
It also looks like that thing that used to sit next to Jabba The Hutt in ROTJ.
Don't believe the type!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:19:13
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Yeah that's the fella. Thanks Carl.
So do we know who has been saddled with the blame yet?
Don't believe the type!
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PsychicTwin
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1772 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 14:10:37
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yeah that's the fella. Thanks Carl.
So do we know who has been saddled with the blame yet?
Don't believe the type!
Not certain, but the whole affair certainly does stink of horse cock! |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 15:10:48
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He has'nt been able to speak since the incident. |
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broken part
- FB Fan -
226 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 18:36:35
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| Regarding the first story, can someone explain how you campaign for laws against it on the grounds of animal cruelty when its the man who died? I bet the stud had a pretty good time. They should encourage this. |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 05:36:30
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Holy Hell that dog is ugly! Those eyes...could you imagine owning a dog like that?
Man...I'll bet that guy never thought he would've died like that! Or maybe he wanted to go that way. God knows I would.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 06:24:31
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I guess this guy was the mane offender then.
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 13:33:31
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Well, you know what they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. It was 'mare'-ly an accident. I shoul 'reign' myself in now, these gags are terrible!
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? With 'colt' 45s?!
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