| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 12:49:23
I'm pretty much speechless. Well, not really, but I have nothing constructive to say.
http://www.komotv.com/stories/38000.htm
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
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| KimStanleyRobinson |
Posted - 07/29/2005 : 07:31:47
Hey, did you guys hear the NPR story about the guy that is putting together a documentary from the records left from the guy that stayed 13 months in the Alaskan wilderness with grizzly bears before he "came to a tragic end".
I'm sorry.. i know you'll think im a total ass, but i just could not help but see the humor in this...he was not the most stable of guys in the first place - decides to go off into the woods to "save the grizzly" that truly "didn't really need saving" only to end up being eaten by one of the big fuckers.
Some of the audio is priceless. Almost in a whisper he's all "I LOVE THESE ANIMALS I LOVE THESE ANIMLAS I WOULD DIE FOR THESE ANIMALS..."
well.
you did.
wait - i found it.
Timothy Treadwell.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4774946
Ummm, yeah.
You changed the world, man.
<flame suit on> |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/29/2005 : 06:20:17
He's had a mare.
Don't believe the type!
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 18:00:45
Hooved of believed it!! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 06:23:42
How many has this guy had sex with on the trot?
Don't believe the type!
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 13:33:31
Well, you know what they say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. It was 'mare'-ly an accident. I shoul 'reign' myself in now, these gags are terrible!
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? With 'colt' 45s?!
I'm sorry. |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 06:24:31
I guess this guy was the mane offender then.
Don't believe the type!
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| misterwoe |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 05:36:30
Holy Hell that dog is ugly! Those eyes...could you imagine owning a dog like that?
Man...I'll bet that guy never thought he would've died like that! Or maybe he wanted to go that way. God knows I would.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
| broken part |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 18:36:35
Regarding the first story, can someone explain how you campaign for laws against it on the grounds of animal cruelty when its the man who died? I bet the stud had a pretty good time. They should encourage this. |
| Carl |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 15:10:48
He has'nt been able to speak since the incident. |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 14:10:37
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yeah that's the fella. Thanks Carl.
So do we know who has been saddled with the blame yet?
Don't believe the type!
Not certain, but the whole affair certainly does stink of horse cock! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:19:13
Yeah that's the fella. Thanks Carl.
So do we know who has been saddled with the blame yet?
Don't believe the type!
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 11:10:18
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts!
It also looks like that thing that used to sit next to Jabba The Hutt in ROTJ.
Don't believe the type!
Good old Salacious Crumb! |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:53:34
Hay that's out of order.
Seriously though, he was in a stable condition last time I heard.
Don't believe the type!
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| Domestiques |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 09:39:42
it was only a little horseplay.
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Make Doherty History |
| Homers_pet_monkey |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 08:47:29
quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts!
It also looks like that thing that used to sit next to Jabba The Hutt in ROTJ.
Don't believe the type!
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| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 14:00:42
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This is the most disturbing one so far:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1505930/story.jhtml
He's upset about being seen in a sex tape with a Playmate, but he'll willingly appear in a remake of Miami Vice?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| darwin |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:49:12
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This is the most disturbing one so far:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1505930/story.jhtml
He's upset about being seen in a sex tape with a Playmate, but he'll willingly appear in a remake of Miami Vice? |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:46:57
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
It seemed essential to learn that Jude Law's kid caught him in bed with the nanny. Hilarious, too.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
And, the nanny and Jude Law slept together 4 more times and then she sold the story. Nice group of people. Lock the door dummies.
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| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 13:11:34
This is the most disturbing one so far:
http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1505930/story.jhtml
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Carl |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 11:00:17
Oh, that horse story is bad! And that dog looks like a mutant puppet rat!
In fact, it's like the Sumatran Rat Monkey in Braindead!
Check out http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/....only the facts! |
| PsychicTwin |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:47:16
so here's what I've learned today:
1) Having sex with horses can mean your ultimate (embarassing) demise
2) Jude Law really does consider himself the "Sexiest Man Alive"
3) Hounds from the Ninth Circle of Hell are amongst us. |
| The Marsist |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:37:14
man im so hungry i could eat a horse
"i had to store my urine in jars so the wizards could not enchant me"
-Bowie |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:13:37
It seemed essential to learn that Jude Law's kid caught him in bed with the nanny. Hilarious, too.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| Kirk |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 10:12:40
I like
www.shortnews.com
for the strangest, yet essential for our daily life News.
People post up a summary of the news with a link, and then people comment on it. Nice Set-Up. |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 07:57:45
More animal stories (no sex this time): take a look at this mess. I nearly barfed.
http://www.worldmag.com/displayarticle.cfm?id=10830
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| fumanbru |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 05:55:01
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I don't know if it's the craziest story of the year, really. The one about the lion killing 42 midgets was weirder IMO.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul!
the midget wrestler lion fight story really cracked me up. the one i saw was presented as story from the bbc. but it turned out that is was an internet joke done by some college guys. funny kids.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
| Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 02:41:06
All that is disturbing, but compared to what is still happening to kids these days, it is really nothing. People involved with animals are like farmer stupid geeks. Animals may suffer but.. they're only animals! There are traditional elites that keep on practising unhuman (anti-human) sacrifices... But no papers gonna report it... Denial everywhere.
is it a sign or a warning?
**** |
| vilainde |
Posted - 07/19/2005 : 01:40:39
I don't know if it's the craziest story of the year, really. The one about the lion killing 42 midgets was weirder IMO.
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
| danjersey |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 19:37:29
i find this story a breath of fresh air, it stinks like horse and death in here.
"now you understand the oriental passion for tea" |
| kathryn |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 19:23:36
This story is pretty crazy, too:
http://news.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=1648862005
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| ccuadros |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 17:27:38
my god!!! :S....and he was captured in a video..absolutely insane
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| kathryn |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:24:17
For my money, the weirdest part of that story is the name of the town:
Enumclaw
The anagrams alone...
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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| speedy_m |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:17:00
Okay, I like where you're going. Understated and classy.
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
| darwin |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:14:29
I was going more for, "These cases are hard to win, because the victims are afraid to talk." |
| speedy_m |
Posted - 07/18/2005 : 13:09:15
He got his colon ripped open by horse cock. Come on people, this stuff writes itself!
watch me jumpstart as the old skin is peeled |
