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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~

Spain
2674 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  14:59:57  Show Profile  Click to see Newo's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
So first today I find out Cameron Diaz has terrible acne and then Beck is a Scientologist man oh man. What next, Arnold Schwarzenegger a Nazi?

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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "itīs not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."

dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:18:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you found cameron diaz appealing before you knew she had acne?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:31:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah, she's so ugly..
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:39:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What happened to floop's sig?

This is a horrible day!


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:42:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
just when i thought i could retire it




what do you think of that kathryn?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:44:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Damn you, floop! It is not my fault that we are on at the same time. Indeed, it could be said that it is you who is
stalking me!


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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:46:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she is a bit odd.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:47:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by danjersey

she is a bit odd.



Excuuuuuuuuse me, please?




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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:49:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

yeah, she's so ugly..




i never said she was ugly, i merely asked if he found her appealing.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:51:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
but your question seemed to imply that there was no reason to find her appelaing, acne or no acne..

i've never been that into her, but i think she's pretty

also she has good taste in music (saw her on stage at the Pixies Coachella gig)..
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:54:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i think she's very pretty (even with bad skin), but why do i have to find her appealing based soley on her looks (as opposed to say, paris hilton who is revolting in every way)?
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:54:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
no not you Kathryn, see i was posting and then got a call so i got knocked off dial up, by the time i submited my post i was wat out of the loop.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:54:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
uh huh


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:55:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

i think she's very pretty (even with bad skin), but why do i have to find her appealing based soley on her looks (as opposed to say, paris hilton who is revolting in every way)?



you don't.. but i figured we were talking about looks here.


believe it or not i'm 99% positive i saw Paris Hilton driving today.. in fact, i think i should resurrect that thread
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:56:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and i'm 99% positive she was talking on her cell phone at the time.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  17:57:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

and i'm 99% positive she was talking on her cell phone at the time.



she was
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:56:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Catherine Zeta Jones is a fat bitch. Julia Roberts has a penis. Sandra Bullock has fungus.

More Horrible yet?


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:57:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i have toe fungus
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:58:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
let's hear some more about sandra bullock's fungus. is it a fancy-pants exotic fungus?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:58:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What kind of fungus are we talking about,? Toe fungus? What's that stuff called, athletes foot?


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:59:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
cunt fungus


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  18:59:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

let's hear some more about sandra bullock's fungus. is it a fancy-pants exotic fungus?



it's probably one of those cool Hollywood fungus'.

like mine of course
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:00:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh LBF, I do love you so.


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:02:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
have you ever seen people dying of aids who have mold growing in their mouths? it's rather unpleasant.

Edited by - dayanara on 06/25/2005 19:02:48
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:03:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Little Black Francis

cunt fungus


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.



you're on a roll man..


that could be a good name for a metal band
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:05:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know this band called The Vaginal Croutons.

Not the best imagery.


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:05:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ever seen somone with full blown liver disease from drinking? Skin the color of olive yellow urine? Skin and bones, ankles like tootpicks. The only part that is fat is their swollen liver. Fucked up. I'll never forget that shit. What a terrbile way to die.


... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  19:06:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if you are going to die that way, you may as well drink good alcohol.

like Lagunita's IPA for instance

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 06/25/2005 :  21:23:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ever seen an autopsy where they remove a silicone implant from the breast of the deceased and pass it around on a stainless steel tray?

I have.
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1834 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2005 :  00:36:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

I know this band called The Vaginal Croutons.

Not the best imagery.

high initial coefficient of friction

or

kinda krunchy
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