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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 06/23/2005 : 10:31:45
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NO! That is so fucking cool. Thanks!
It don't matter to Jesus.
Tre, that should be its own thread, man.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 10:34:56
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Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
might just, 'cept I'm no way confessing what one I am
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 10:36:53
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Tre, this is dangerous territory. You don't want to get me going on this movie.
There's just one thing, Dude...
What's that?
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, you're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.
C'mon, you're being very un-Dude.
We're talking about unchecked aggression, here
Man, they were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believed in nothing.
Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick, his rod or his johnson.
You're not dealing with morons here.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber.
Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:06:31
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Man, they were nihilists, man. They kept saying they believed in nothing.
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least its an ethos.
- He's got problems, man!
- You mean, besides being a pacifist?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I didn't bring it bowling, dude. I'm not going to buy it a beer. I'm not going to rent it shoes.
You're out of your element, Donny.
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:12:59
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No one can say I didn't issue a warning....here goes:
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
I could just be sitting here with pee-stains on my rugs.
Parlez usted ingles?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:14:21
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Yes, Walter, I think there is a hidden message here. It's "FUCK YOU, WALTER, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!" Yeah, I'll see you at practice on Wednesday.
The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:22:12
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Fuck, man! There's a beverage here!
Are you employed, sir?
Employed?
You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
Is this a -- What day is this?
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable -- vagina.
Oh yeah?
Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say. Whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
Johnson?
Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
Sure! "Fuck it!" That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything!
Ah, fuck it. Let's go bowling.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:39:42
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Hey...man.
Wonderful woman!
He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
Well dude, we just don't know.
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
and i'm surprised no one's mentioned this one:
YOU GOT A DATE WENNNSDAY, BABY! WHOOOOO!
8 -year olds, dude.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:45:28
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Get a job, sir!
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us SAPS!
Is there a Ralph's near here?
I'm enjoying my coffee. (floop could use this one this week)
on a sidenote:
i love the dude's shoes...the jellies, not the bowlin' shoes.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:50:23
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that's the best movie...it's the only film i've ever seen where I literally fell down laughing. in the theatre on the sticky popcorn-y floor. i was laughin' so hard I almost became ill...
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:52:57
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"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:56:58
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WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY, SHITHEAD!
It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 11:59:33
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 12:05:08
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:08:18
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Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn
Don't believe the type!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:19:25
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Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Don't believe the type!
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Mass Pleeze
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:39:55
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"He wasn't a particularly nice guy and his wife didn't really love him, but he was my partner and when somebody kills your partner you're supposed to do something about it."
can you swing from a good rope?
can you Mr. Grieves?,
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Mass Pleeze
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:40:58
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Captain Willard: "Soldier, who's in charge here?"
Spaced out trooper: "Ain't you?"
can you swing from a good rope?
can you Mr. Grieves?,
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 14:46:08
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Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
Don't believe the type!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 15:53:42
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I don't like your jerk off name, I don't like your jerk off face, I don't like your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 15:59:33
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| "so the question is do you feel lucky....well do ya....... PUNK?" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:05:00
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Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
And thousands more that can't be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not a Pentecostal
And everybody's got an asshole
SODOMY!!!
Trevor
Yes boss?
I want that fudge packer eliminated
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:16:30
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| "we're going to see some people of mine, they don't like strange dudes....they don't fuck around" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 16:24:15
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Duck Soup (The Marx Bros).
Rufus T. Firefly: Not that I care, but where is your husband?
Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end.
Rufus T. Firefly: No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Rufus T. Firefly: Oh, I see, then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Mrs. Teasdale: Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.
Rufus T. Firefly: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
Bob Roland: General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
Rufus T. Firefly: Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda and a half a glass of water.
Prosecutor: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes - money, dollars!
Chicolini: Dollars! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollars, Taxes!
First Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
Chicolini: Now I aska you one. What has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in a circus?
Prosecutor: That's irrelevant.
Chicolini: Irrelephant? Hey, that'sa that answer. There's a whole lot of irrelephants in the circus.
Rufus T. Firefly: Look at Chicolini. He sits there alone, an abject figure.
Chicolini: I abject!
Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 18:13:59
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My favorite scene in that film has no dialogue. When Harpo and Chico play the hat-trade game with the peanut vendor. And set his [hat] alight. kills me every time.
edit...hat. |
Edited by - tobafett on 06/24/2005 11:21:06 |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 19:03:35
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| Then Harpo takes a paddle in his lemonade!! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:06:23
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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
Also, there's always Gedde Wattanabe's "STUPID! You're so STUPID!" from UHF.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 11:31:09
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Scott Donlan: How tall are you?
Mark Schaefer: I'm 6'4".
SD: What are you, from, Norland or something?
MS: I'm, uh, Irish-German.
SD: Uhhh (inhales). Irish-German. Like Robert Duvall in the Godfather.
Stefan Vanderhoof: I feel like Alan Ladd on Easter Island.
SD: Bratwurst and shillelaghs--paging Dr. Freud!
SV: Look at that piping on her jacket...
SD: She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig or something.
I prob. got the characters all wrong but that's the gist...from one funny movie... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 12:28:49
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Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear?
Frank: No, the worst
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:21:22
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Nice one, Homers!!
From 21/2: "Ce la vie. You do speak French, Mr. Drebin?"
"No, but I kiss that way." |
Edited by - Carl on 06/24/2005 13:22:18 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:24:51
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Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!
Don't believe the type!
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sharkey
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
65 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:33:55
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Nick Rivers: Is this the potato farm?
Farmer: Yes, I'm Albert Potato.
General Streck, German High Command: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
General Streck, German High Command: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
General Streck, German High Command: He's dead.
What good is mining nose gold, if I can't share it with the townsfolk |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 13:49:28
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Frank: Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute before until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
Don't believe the type!
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