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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:06:12
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thank you!
more zombie joy - who died and made you fucking king of the zombies
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:10:31
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Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Don't believe the type!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:11:35
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Another Dumb and Dumber;
Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit!"
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Don't believe the hype.
Another who doesn't read my posts.
Don't believe the type!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:14:44
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Not gonna say anything about that.
Moving on....Many great lines from Al Pacino as the Devil in "Devil's Advocate:"
I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt
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I am a humanist
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God is a tightass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!
Oh and Scarface, too:
Say hello to my little friend!
Stay away from her, she not for you
Make way for the bad guy
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:22:31
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Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
I crept from a soft dimension/
Where one of my souls was lighter |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:26:10
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Originally posted by speedy_m
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
I crept from a soft dimension/
Where one of my souls was lighter
Ooooh. Heathers is so great.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:37:15
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Bunny: Ain't nothing like a peice of pussy. Except maybe the Indi 500.
Junior: The only way you'll ever get a peice of pussy is if the bitch dies and wills it to you, then maybe.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:44:24
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Another Dumb and Dumber;
Harry: "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
Lloyd: "I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit!"
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Don't believe the hype.
Another who doesn't read my posts.
Don't believe the type!
Awww shit, sorry mikey.
Can I at least say that great minds think alike???
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:53:40
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What's your damage Kathryn?
I crept from a soft dimension/
Where one of my souls was lighter |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:55:44
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You should've said "What is you major malfunction?" hehe.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 12:55:57
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None, babe. None.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 13:02:25
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Col. Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me sir.
Col. Mustard: That's right!
I crept from a soft dimension/
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 13:10:41
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Hey, take it easy man...there's a beverage here!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:05:19
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Originally posted by Little Black Francis
forget about this thread??? http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11826&SearchTerms=,movie
Mickey: We're not killing anybody on our wedding day
... It was like the First time I ever tried Cheetos.
Thanks LBF, I knew there was another one.
I'm stealing this from it (though I am stealing it from myself)
The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
Don't believe the type!
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:32:52
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boy : "can you see the sunset from the south side pretty good?"
girl : " yeah pretty good "
same movie
"lets do it for Johny man we'll do it for Johny " |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:37:48
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King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:45:53
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Bloody hell, I see 'Dennis' and my head is saying it's spelt wrong, it should be Denis...
The easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that I don't exist |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 14:46:46
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You spend too much time here.
Says me with over a thousand posts.
Don't believe the type!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:15:34
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:20:29
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"No fighting here, this is a war room" DR STRANGELOVE
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:26:03
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The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 15:30:02
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I cannot believe it took me this long to come up with but a few of my favorite Fight Club quotes:
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
Uh, technically, you're fucking Marla, but it's all the same to her.
Lou: Do you hear me now?
Tyler: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
(hits Tyler)
Tyler: Still not getting it.
(again)
Tyler: OK. I got it. Shit. I lost it.
Fight Club was the beginning, now it's moved out of the basement, it's called Project Mayhem.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
Now as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 19:03:52
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There's a lot of great stuff on Barfly. I also really love the intro to Trainspotting with the Iggy Pop song in the background. This one from Swimming With Sharks is great, "It's like they say if you're not a rebel at the age of twenty you've got no heart but if you haven't turned establishment by thirty you've got no brain because there are no fairy tale endings before you run out and change the world ask yourself. What do you really want?"
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/22/2005 : 23:07:36
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I think they should make a list of the top 20 misquoted lines from movies, i.e. "Play it again, Sam" from Casablanca and "Luke, I am your father" from Empire Strikes Back. Neither of those are said in the films.
It's not from a movie, but I seem to recall hearing that Sherlock Holmes never actually said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 01:13:49
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A couple of great quotes from the great SpongeBob Squarepants Movie:
- Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis: You mean these? [grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
SpongeBob: They were fake?
Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
[Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?
- You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist.
- You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
- Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom.
- My pants are on fire!... My underwear is on fire!... I'M ON FIRE!
Denis
I know the god of rock n roll / Yeah I sold him my soul! |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 02:45:05
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
"No fighting here, this is a war room" DR STRANGELOVE
Best quote ever. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 06:40:56
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
I think they should make a list of the top 20 misquoted lines from movies, i.e. "Play it again, Sam" from Casablanca and "Luke, I am your father" from Empire Strikes Back. Neither of those are said in the films.
It's not from a movie, but I seem to recall hearing that Sherlock Holmes never actually said, "Elementary, my dear Watson."
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Yeah I heard that too.
Don't believe the type!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 06:46:37
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Originally posted by danjersey
boy : "can you see the sunset from the south side pretty good?"
girl : " yeah pretty good "
same movie
"lets do it for Johny man we'll do it for Johny "
Stay Gold. 
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Don't believe the hype. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 06:49:10
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Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
Vincent: What happens after that?
Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1965 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 08:45:17
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Bananas (I don't know what to call the characters so I'll just call them soldiers):
Soldier #1: Are we fighting for or against the Government?
Soldier #2: CIA is not taking any chances this time. Some of use are for and some of us are going to be against them.
Let 'em riot. We're Sonic-fuckin'-Death Monkey. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 09:12:11
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Originally posted by hawken
Hey, take it easy man...there's a beverage here!
Now we're gettin' somewhere.
Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?
That room really tied the room together, did it not?
Those are some good burgers.
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
and to pay homage to Caddyshack (something I say EVERY time I see it in the supermarket):
How 'bout a fresca? |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/23/2005 : 09:14:03
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Lance: You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. But she's got, uh, breastplates...
[taps Mia's chest]
Lance: You've got to pierce through that. So what you have to do is, you have to bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
[demonstrates]
Vincent: I-I gotta stab her three times?
Lance: No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger.
Vincent: What happens after that?
Lance: I'm kinda curious about that myself.
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Don't believe the hype.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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