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Ziggy
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
2462 Posts |
 Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:19:13
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"Excuse me while I whip this out..."
Blazing Saddles :P |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:27:45
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"The sheriff is a n...."
"What did he say?"
"He said, 'The sheriff is near!'" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:29:41
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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
(had to do it)
I want to live, breathe, I want to be part of the human race |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:36:55
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"What do you mean?"
"We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer.
You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie"
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:37:44
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"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:39:35
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"Will everyone stop getting fucking shot"
Don't believe the type!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:43:46
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More Repo Man:
What about our relationship?
Our what?
Our relationship!
Fuck that. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 14:58:10
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Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand
Don't believe the type!
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 15:15:44
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quote:
Originally posted by sharkey
General Streck, German High Command: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger?
[pause]
General Streck, German High Command: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[Hangs up]
General Streck, German High Command: He's dead.
I was thinking of posting that!
[Nick and Hillary arrive at the Potato Farm. Shetland pony is coughing]
Nick Rivers: What's wrong with him?
Wagon Driver: Oh, he caught a cold last week and he's just a little hoarse.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 16:59:08
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Taggert: "send a wire to the main office and tell them I said *CLANG!* OWWWW...."
Lyle: "send wire-Main office-tell them I said 'ow.' Gotcha." |
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sharkey
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
65 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 19:28:42
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Sgt. Brown: (points to floor) Look, sir. An impression of a heel.
Superintendent Quilt: Very clever, Brown, but we haven't time for your impressions now.
Maurice Plonk: My name is Maurice Plonk, and I live in a little log cabin in Piccadilly. Last night I left a burning cigarette by my bedside and the whole place was burny down. And the night before last, my fire insurance ran out and we did not get a penny. My, how we did laugh when we heard about it.
Narrator: Mr Plonk has nothing to do with our story. We thought you'd like to see what a real idiot looked like
What good is mining nose gold, if I can't share it with the townsfolk |
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Mass Pleeze
- FB Fan -
USA
153 Posts |
Posted - 06/24/2005 : 23:04:50
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The way I see it kid, there's only one of two things can happen, living or dying. What's it gonna be? You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
A man has got to know his limitations.
can you swing from a good rope?
can you Mr. Grieves?,
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 02:47:27
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You cheap sonofabitch, are you crazy? Those guys are retards!
I got a good deal on those boys. The scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their fucking TOYS with 'em!
I'd rather have 'em playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves. Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league you gotta buy it
Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator. He would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't . . .
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 20:53:01
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"well thats what we just call pillow talk baby, thats all"
"just maybe my boys could stop'em from getting the book......yeah maybe i'm a chinese fighter pilot"
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ObfuscateByWill
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1887 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 06:09:35
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Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
"For a handful of coin I happen to have a private and uncut performance of 'The Rape of the Sabine Women,' or rather woman, or rather Alfred, and for eight you can participate."
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin. |
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/16/2005 : 11:18:11
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003.
Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir.
Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes.
Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand
Don't believe the type!
You forgot the best part where he's putting his shirt back on: "Just uh...look out for the guns, they'll getchya."
From Resovoir Dogs
Crime boss: "Okay and your Mr. Pink."
Steve Buscemi: "Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?"
Crime Boss: "Cause your a fuckin' faggot that's why!" |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 05:06:27
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"What the hell is in those bags?!"
"Rabid weasels." |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 05:36:42
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"Watch out for the large rabbit dropping!"
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Steak n Sabre
* Dog in the Sand *
Uzbekistan
1013 Posts |
Posted - 10/21/2005 : 07:54:17
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More from Bruce Campbell:
"Name's Ash...Housewares" - Army Of Darkness
 The Cult of Frank : 10,000,000 Points Of View... |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 17:32:48
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"What you mean, 'a still'?"
"It's a matter of the law!"
"What law, Drew?" |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 10/25/2005 : 21:39:24
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WARREN RED CLOUD: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
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All I know there was humous. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2006 : 15:22:23
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"Why don't you just let me be, huh? It's because of you, Jack, that I'm like this. I'm nothing... and nowhere."
I got some heaven in my head
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2006 : 15:34:36
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They showed the AFI's 100 Years, 100 Quotes programme on New Year's Eve here. Number one was:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
which I think is fairly reasonable.
The good thing about the AFI lists compared to the Channel 4 ones, or whatever, is that they don't let the idiot public choose, thats a bad, bad idea.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 01/04/2006 : 07:44:29
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I really like this one from Garden State.
"Don't tease me about my hobbies, I don't tease you about being an asshole."
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
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