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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
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 Posted - 06/10/2005 : 02:21:10
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why when i read this thread do i picture all of us standing around in our boxer shorts, holding diet sodas and talking like robots?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 03:38:10
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Posted - 06/09/2005 : 08:16:09
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[quote]Originally posted by Newo
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "itīs not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
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what is the literal meaning of this?
Itīs a guy preparing to act ridiculous so I thought it just might squeeze in as being ridiculousness-in-potency instead of ridiculousness-in-act, if I remember rightly from Aristotle or Plato or one of those dry old white guys that you had to memorise in college if you werenīt into drinking beer and playing pool.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "itīs not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 09:39:06
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 13:35:35
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Don't robots talk in different ways, depending on their voice synthesizers?
I mean, this IS the Take Everything Literally Thread, right?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 14:37:00
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If it gets any more humid today I am going to start killing people. Literally.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 20:05:37
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Originally posted by kathryn
If it gets any more humid today I am going to start killing people. Literally.
considering the thread you posted in, isn't the last part of your statement a bit redundant? |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 06/10/2005 : 21:31:57
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 08:18:19
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im sorry for my outburst.this thread has gotten a bit better i suppose.
je suis un revoultionaire |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 11:29:53
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I must once again apologize for not understanding this thread's simple
rules. I promise to get into the spirit of things next time.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 13:02:45
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| i'm hoping to eat pie later |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 14:11:23
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| I'm hoping floop puts ice cream on his pie |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 14:13:32
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I will eat one more piece of that pie today.
I will eat it with ice cream.
I will drink milk with it.
I will send positive vibes to those less-fortunate souls who are not able to enjoy pie today. and those who are not able to enjoy a pie as good as this one...they also get a thought. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 15:15:43
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I hope never to eat pie again in my life. Pie is evil. The crust alone...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 17:47:25
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Originally posted by kathryn
Pie is evil.
how is it possible for a tasty baked good to embody evil?
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:23:40
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| someone help me to a chair...pie is so not evil. and i'm not joshin'. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:26:37
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| My pie curst takes TWO sticks of butter to make. It's delicious. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 18:32:12
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whats a stick of butter?
come to think of it, whats a curst?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2005 : 19:13:00
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In the US, a stick of butter is half a cup of butter. This means
that pie crust contains a cup of butter. Anything with that much
butter is evil.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:17:53
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Two questions:
Do you consider all unhealthy things evil, Kathryn?
Is there a difference between "evil" and "immorality"? |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:42:29
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quote:
Originally posted by tobafett
I will eat one more piece of that pie today.
I will eat it with ice cream.
I will drink milk with it.
I will send positive vibes to those less-fortunate souls who are not able to enjoy pie today. and those who are not able to enjoy a pie as good as this one...they also get a thought.
What's with all the pie-teasing? I really want pie now...With Ice cream, but not the milk...too much dairy for one meal...
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:43:59
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Originally posted by IceCream
Two questions:
Do you consider all unhealthy things evil, Kathryn?
Is there a difference between "evil" and "immorality"?
I consider a stick of butter evil.
It's too humid to think about the second question.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
639 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:57:27
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i'll just straighten this whole evil pie debate out
meat pies-evil...what are they trying to hide? i just dont trust them
fruit pies-good...fruity gooey goodness
i feel very strongly about this |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 11:58:39
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| I'm sick of this nonsense!! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 12:28:58
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Really? Do you have a fever?Maybe you should go to a doctor.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 15:58:18
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| I'll so hungry I could eat a portion of a cow. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 18:36:38
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Literally?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 20:18:25
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I'd steer clear of the head portion... not cool.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2005 : 20:22:00
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| head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:01:40
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Originally posted by kathryn
Literally?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You don't think I can follow directions? Yes, literally! Well, now I'm not so hungry. |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 11:10:14
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Originally posted by floop
head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head
You are of course aware of the fact that it is the "double-entendre" that makes me, and probably others, find this post "funny", which brings about the question: who broke the rules, you, by writing this post loaded with "innuendo", or me, by reading "innuendo" into it and finding it "amusing"?
I am "literally" groping for any excuse to get back on board after 2 weeks away from the forum. I'm sure it shows.
Wot di fuk? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/13/2005 : 18:44:53
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Originally posted by jediroller
quote:
Originally posted by floop
head is very popular in some cultures. as for myself, a am pro-head
You are of course aware of the fact that it is the "double-entendre" that makes me, and probably others, find this post "funny", which brings about the question: who broke the rules, you, by writing this post loaded with "innuendo", or me, by reading "innuendo" into it and finding it "amusing"?
I am "literally" groping for any excuse to get back on board after 2 weeks away from the forum. I'm sure it shows.
Wot di fuk?
the last thing i would ever do in this thread is post something containing innuendo. the whole reason i started this thread is to avoid all of that.
when i said i am "pro-head" i meant, quite plainly, that i enjoy fellatio. but i do see now that, in the context of the previous posts, you may have thought i was talking about cow head (or "cabeza," in Spanish), commonly served in Mexico and other parts of the world. i apologize.
from now on, in this thread, if you're going to change the subject (as i did) please make it clear that you're doing so.
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 07:47:37
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Thanks for clarifying. I was feeling uneasy about this thread going off on a "weird culinary habits" tangent.
Wot di fuk? |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 08:36:19
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
I'd steer clear of the head portion... not cool.
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea
surely that depends on how it is served? could it not be that the head is cooked and then left for a while, thus cooling and condraticting your statement that the head portion is not cool? or is it strictly to be served hot? (or at least, not cool?)
also, i find it hard to believe your advice to "steer clear" of the head portion would ever be of much use. i have so far never been in a situation where i have found myself steering a vehicle towards a head portion and had the choice of continuing towards it or steering clear, nor can i imagine being in such a situation at any point in the future. regardless of this, the advice is appreciated.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 09:38:56
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jediroller, you have inspired me!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 06/14/2005 : 10:36:13
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I am honored.
Wot di fuk? |
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