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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  09:39:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

ha! was it a birth shot


Is that what kids are calling IT today?
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  09:49:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna



Once I took the birth control shot ....


Didn't do you much good, did it, missie?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Hehe no, damn I swear I am the most fertile female ever...

__________
Don't believe the hype.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  10:43:37  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Pictures please...




yes ma'am...how can we ken what you're sayin' if we can't see what you're sayin'?





not happening
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  11:20:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

ha! was it a birth shot


Is that what kids are calling IT today?



I s'pose...natural needle required.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  11:21:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

Pictures please...




yes ma'am...how can we ken what you're sayin' if we can't see what you're sayin'?





not happening




i SO respect that...my pic ain't scarring anyone here either. :)

(so I guess you can just email it to me, huh?)

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  11:28:08  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
was it a "penis" and magic baby making "semen" that fertilised your "eggs" to make a "baby" grow in your "womb"??

I'm hip with the lingo.

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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  12:12:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
whoa! don't use such vulgar language to describe such a miracle!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:31:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



*closes eyes at K's description...mmmmmm*





I didn't see the "in" at the end there for a moment.


I guess floop WAS right!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:33:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mike1 is awesome. So is Nigella. I could watch her lick spoons all day (and I have).


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:39:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i esp. dig the midnite scenes when she gets outta bed to go raid the chocky cake in the fridge. then licks the icing off her fingers....
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:49:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m

Mike1 is awesome. So is Nigella. I could watch her lick spoons all day (and I have).


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate



Me?


I guess floop WAS right!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:52:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, you. For the muffin comment.


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  14:57:33  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Looking at (many) pictures (the internet is wonderful), she's not overweight or even chubby at all, just has large bosoms. I wonder if we're so used to seeing people on TV that are hugely under 'normal' weight, we're all taken aback by a normal-sized/shaped woman on TV.

That said, she is pretty much the perfect woman.


What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:00:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m

Yes, you. For the muffin comment.


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate



Well you know I think you're awesome too Mike2. Whether you be fat or thin.


I guess floop WAS right!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:11:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's sweet. My goal is a female version of that comment.


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:14:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
omigod omigod omigod, that mike2 right, he's so buff right. Omigod, SO buff!


I guess floop WAS right!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:17:11  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

omigod omigod omigod, that mike2 right, he's so buff right. Omigod, SO buff!


I guess floop WAS right!


Ah, you made me laugh Michael.


What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:18:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I will never post "omigod" again!!!!!!!!!


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:21:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hoped Simon at least would understand. Thanks Simon.

Kiki, you did well too.

I think Kitty will be able to relate also. She watches such moronic girls on Big Brother too.


I guess floop WAS right!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:30:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I don't watch Big Brother but I get it...

has nigella been on Big Brother?
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 06/09/2005 :  15:31:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
omfg, Mike1, omfg.


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  01:51:59  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

omigod omigod omigod, that mike2 right, he's so buff right. Omigod, SO buff!


I guess floop WAS right!




I hate to do this but I make exceptions when exceedingly appropriate:

LOL! Really. Right here in the cafe. People walking by aer trying to look to see what video I must've been watching.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  04:09:39  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by speedy_m

Why is that fact that Surfer works with porn SO DAMN HOT?


I am God's brother, his soul mate and team mate/He passes me info-mation/and I reciprocate



You might not think that if you saw the porn.


I guess floop WAS right!




BTW I wasn't aware you were quite so familiar with my work Homers.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  05:35:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

omigod omigod omigod, that mike2 right, he's so buff right. Omigod, SO buff!


I guess floop WAS right!




I hate to do this but I make exceptions when exceedingly appropriate:

LOL! Really. Right here in the cafe. People walking by aer trying to look to see what video I must've been watching.


"Join the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"



YES I finally did it!

I knew I could make post a funny comment one day.

My work here is done.




Yeah right!

EDIT: Oh and Nic, you know you sent me a sample.


I guess floop WAS right!

Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 06/10/2005 05:35:59
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  09:38:36  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Backtracking to Gordon Ramsey.

I was just watching Richard and Judy whilst painting my nails (green!) and they had him on, he has a new cookbook out called Easy Cooking or something, so they tested a recipe with this girl who had never cooked, naturally it wasn't great (this girl didn't even know what a saucepan is) and Ramsey ripped it apart, then they told him she never cooked and she confessed her favourite snack at home was pitta bread with twiglets in it, Ramsey sprayed the food everywhere laughing and turned to her and said no wonder you've no meat on you girl good god do you even have a boyfriend? he's great

They showed a clip of hells kitchen usa as well, hehe he's mean

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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  12:01:45  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sophie Dahl is another one like Renee Zellweger who's weight has changed - she was a little larger before but certainly not huge. I think I prefer the larger version actually, it feels more real. The slimline Sophie is just another unattainable supermodel.





Apologies for the photos, they were the best ones I could get to prove my point.


What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  12:04:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
She slept with Mick Jagger. Tainted goods. But I get your point, Cheesey.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  12:06:22  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I used to adore Sophie Dahl, she used to be a big advocater of the natural larger shapelyness, I guess the industry kind of got to her

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 06/10/2005 :  17:24:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
kitten, i thought that was a bit rude of him.


Oh let it linger
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