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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <

United Kingdom
2543 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  09:03:42  Show Profile
for my daughter to rip MORE wallpaper of the wall. And all the associated discipline that goes with that.


That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  10:46:38  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You get it illegally?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place



Maybe.


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro



Send me some or I will report you to the authorities!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  10:51:00  Show Profile
Are you talking about porn? I'm like the official porn source here. Or something.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  10:52:46  Show Profile
I have not received any porn from you in weeks, Xavi. That's not very good for someone who claims to be the quote official source for porn on the site. Chop chop!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  11:18:09  Show Profile
Of course that's what I meant. Now give it up amigo!


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  11:18:38  Show Profile
In weeks? That's not true, darling. Remeber that one with the metal bar (or whatever it was)?


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  11:21:18  Show Profile
I remember. Weeks and weeks ago.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  11:48:18  Show Profile
In fact it was at least 3 weeks ago, because I ripped it in my old house.

I have some new stuff. Let me see...


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  12:19:43  Show Profile
the last one i got was the lesbian pool table series. what's this metal bar one?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  12:26:48  Show Profile
It's the next installment after the aforementioned pool-table series, which is not to be confused with the vegetable series. Or the jacuzzi series.

With this latest one, there is a beer theme of sorts going on.

Bottoms up!


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:16:21  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
I'm hurt that I've been left out of this.

Fire made it good.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:26:50  Show Profile
I don't remember the jacuzzi series.

I thought you were sick of porn, Nicole.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:29:06  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
I'm sick of the porn that I used to see every day - bad porn.

Fire made it good.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:33:18  Show Profile
Oh, well... mine is classy.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:35:21  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
I suspected nothing less.

Fire made it good.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:37:22  Show Profile
Xavi, you sent me the jacuzzi series. It's your jacuzzi series. You don't remember it?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:38:07  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage
I haven't seen the pool table one.


Denis

"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:40:39  Show Profile
It wasn't as good as the jacuzzi one, but better than the bar one.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:44:26  Show Profile
Classy porn? Sounds boring.


and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:44:50  Show Profile
Classy lesbian porn. It's not boring. Trust me.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:50:19  Show Profile
The bar one is amazing. You have no taste.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:52:26  Show Profile
As I explained upon receipt of said film, it wasn't my cup of tea but, to mix metaphors, whatever floats your boat.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  13:59:21  Show Profile
I don't want to trust you. I want to EXPERIENCE


and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:00:25  Show Profile
Talk to Whore. I trash my porn. He keeps his.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:00:28  Show Profile
It wasn't porn, as I told you. Experimental cinema, maybe? :)

You know what? I've got my 5 porn channels back and I'm watching a documentary about Kafka. Am I getting old? Where's that "Ask Tre's magic ball" thread? It was funny.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:05:11  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

It wasn't porn, as I told you. Experimental cinema, maybe? :)



I won't describe it here, but you know that it was, babycakes.

quote:

You know what? I've got my 5 porn channels back and I'm watching a documentary about Kafka.



Moments ago in an email to a fellow forum lady, I went in one sentence from hash and porn to Anne Frank. Talk about depressing....


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:27:59  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage
To read a hundred posts about porn after coming home from two sickening scenes of domestic bliss


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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:28:42  Show Profile
So, are you working on a theory over the relationship between porn and dead jewish novelist wannabes?

Do you know some songs on the phenomenal album "In the aeroplane over the sea" are about Anne Frank?

Okay, okay, enough stupid chat about porn. I'm going to sleep. I want a copy of the said mail to a forumette in my mailbox. Thank you. Good night.


And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  14:32:57  Show Profile
god you guys, email is so 90s. get a bloody instant messaging program and then you can lick each others arses all day ;)



Edited by - PixieSteve on 09/21/2005 14:34:10
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  16:54:56  Show Profile
Anne Frank and porn, my favorite topics..
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  18:36:52  Show Profile
The last thing I needed today was another beer but I'm having one anyway. Hoping it cures my illness. Last night was a rough one. Fun as hell but rough. And yes, I was dominating the juke box at one of the cooler establishments in town and had the place rockin'. It's not easy being cool.

I am not a number. I am a free man!

Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 09/21/2005 18:38:14
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  18:56:40  Show Profile
You dominated a juke box?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1041 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  22:09:04  Show Profile
All my cd's better be right where I left them at work. Oh shit I feel a dull sense of dread. At least it was only all my favorites. Shit shit shit shit shit. They'll be there.



All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  22:28:35  Show Profile
Fingaz cwossed!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  23:27:24  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage
To wake up ah hour *after* the alarm with a feeling of dread about this presentation because I can't shake off the sleepy


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