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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  08:56:29  Show Profile
She's old enough to know better.

__________
Don't believe the hype.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  08:58:18  Show Profile
my favorite neighbor is moving away. good neighbors are hard to come by
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martian-honey
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
71 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  09:25:15  Show Profile
the last thing i needed today was to fall off my feckin roof! amazing how quick some bruises can form... and now i cant feckin walk! oh god it hut sooo much!!!!

leaves of three, let them be.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  09:41:13  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage
you guys.... you're such a help to me

*sniff*

fuckers.


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
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zub_the_goat
= Cult of Ray =

United Kingdom
639 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  09:43:16  Show Profile  Visit zub_the_goat's Homepage  Click to see zub_the_goat's MSN Messenger address
to have the conversation i just had...why do i keep doing this to myself!?!?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  09:54:10  Show Profile
Dear kittie,

You know I love you, but you also know I'm as well going to be 25 soon and I'm not very happy with it, so please, STOP WITH THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT YOUR AGE!!!

Thanks a lot for your co-operation, darling.

Take care... Xavi


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  09:59:18  Show Profile
zub, if the conversation was with your ex, don't talk to him!



Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  10:03:02  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

To get pissed on four G&T's.



As always, Snoop has wise words to describe every human condition:

"Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I’m fucked up now."


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  10:47:43  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
i'm sorry forum ladies, i don't love the hos. i love the dough. biatch i'm just...

-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  10:50:14  Show Profile
Laid back with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

I listened to that four times today and it's not even 2 yet.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  10:58:57  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address
quote:
What? I'm nearly 25! Thats middle aged.


So you're planning on dying at 50? That's pretty depressing.



I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2005 :  11:03:46  Show Profile
Hey! I've planned to die at 30! And I don't think it's depressing at all!


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  10:44:50  Show Profile
...a forum pal to email me from the UK to give me shit about my acrossthenarrows choice. Damn it, it's back to Broken Face for a talking-to.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  11:21:59  Show Profile
The damn wind has moved my antenna!!! That means no more Simpsons, no more Family Guy, no more Futurama... No more porn!!!


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  13:23:16  Show Profile
You get porn on your TV?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  13:23:51  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

You get porn on your TV?




You considering moving to Spain, Homers?


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  13:32:55  Show Profile
Well France actually, for a while now. I remember one holiday there in particular where the kids had their own villa, so we watched hardcore porn all night. It started at about 10:00p.m, which just amazes me.

And I mean HARDCORE!


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  13:53:36  Show Profile
When you say "kids" you mean you were how old?

(*cringes, awaiting answer*)


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  13:59:25  Show Profile
We actually have porn on some local TV stations. But not as good as my 5 24h channels... boohoohoo...


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  14:15:36  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

We actually have porn on some local TV stations. But not as good as my 5 24h channels... boohoohoo...


El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro



Do you subscribe?

Kiki, we were 15. I only watched my first one at 11.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  15:07:29  Show Profile
The last thing I needed today was to eat a huge greasy plate of eggplant parmigiana. I feel so ill. So ill.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2005 :  17:40:17  Show Profile
:(

I don't seem to be able to eat anything lately without it troubling my digestive system....
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  01:20:26  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Do you subscribe?

Kiki, we were 15. I only watched my first one at 11.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place



Hmmm... not exactly...

I watched my first porn movie at 14. I'm always late in the sexual department.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  03:48:16  Show Profile
As always on this forum, I feel old. Eighteen for me.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  06:08:01  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor

quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Do you subscribe?

Kiki, we were 15. I only watched my first one at 11.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place



Hmmm... not exactly...




El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro



You get it illegally?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  06:56:41  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage
to meet another photographer

Fire made it good.
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  07:06:35  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
...to be called at 4:45 am to go unlock my office b/c the fire alarm went off.

-Brian
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  14:00:01  Show Profile
I thought you lived there?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  14:43:52  Show Profile
for today to end.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  14:45:59  Show Profile
Good day, kathryn?


and you are ill prepared to fight
living in a world of soft and white
in air conditioned battle zones
I pity you!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  14:46:19  Show Profile
Check your email, speedster.


Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  16:24:03  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

I thought you lived there?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place




i live on the property, but 2 acres away

-Brian
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1485 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2005 :  17:25:11  Show Profile
To get a haircut and have them tiny little lost hairs irking the shit out of my neck.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  01:07:33  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage
The last thing I needed today, was to have to correct someone for the use of acres as a measurement of distance. Its area, folks.

I should probably employ some sort of hilarious smiley face here...


How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2005 :  08:59:53  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
You get it illegally?


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place



Maybe.


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