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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 09/22/2005 : 05:32:25
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Oh, well... mine is classy.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
Booooooring!
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 10:17:03
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To realize that I've gained yet more weight. Four pounds in the last two weeks.
I'm being fattened up like a sacrificial lamb, purposely stuffed full of rich things like a goose.
CRAP!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 11:48:30
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To hear that someone I used to know has committed suicide.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 13:41:03
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To get yet another live version of Tunnels. Just what I fucking needed. I am dooomed. Doomed.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 21:09:32
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You know what? I've got my 5 porn channels back and I'm watching a documentary about Kafka.
Now you have me wondering whether there was ever a pornographic version of a Kafka story.
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You dominated a juke box?
Now THERE'S some porn that nobody would to see!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/23/2005 : 21:34:36
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| someone to tell me what happens in the latest Harry Potter book. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 15:28:45
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| a somewhat famous biologist (well, famous in the field) to email me to tell me that I should read one of his old papers to see a "CLEAR" explanation of something I said in a paper. He didn't even bother to lie that he enjoyed my paper. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2005 : 06:46:27
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did you headbutt him darwin? I would have. kiss-kiss-bang-bang!
Rude science types.
The last thing I needed was for my home computer to break, the new computer, oh life is so wrong right now. Actually, I can't decide if that is worse than the last resort bedsit going this morning nay half an hour before I called them.
The last thing I needed may have been the realisation that I'm stuck in Sheffield till at least next wednesday.
Boo
Hoo
Hoo
*sob*
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2005 : 08:00:09
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That I'll be abandoned for most of October.
Fire made it good. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 09:57:11
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My doc telling me that I can't play tennis because I've got my damn stupid fuckin' shitty spine curved. If there's no chance for me to play again I'm seriously considering suicide.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 23:45:30
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Originally posted by starmekitten
did you headbutt him darwin? I would have. kiss-kiss-bang-bang!
Rude science types.
I haven't even replied to him yet. Bad career move on my part. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 05:21:54
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To get home from the pub at 3 when I'd promised to do some decorating at 9:30.
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 05:31:01
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
My doc telling me that I can't play tennis because I've got my damn stupid fuckin' shitty spine curved. If there's no chance for me to play again I'm seriously considering suicide.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
Man, that sucks. Have you tried any chiropractic work? I go to someone who practices a less invasive chiropractic work called Network where they don't crack your spine, and it has been really good for me (and a sky-diving neck injury from 10 years ago). Sorry about the tennis-I love it too.
The last thing I needed was to have to work today, after working until 9:30 last night and after this stressful week, but I feel great this morning nonetheless.
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 11:42:37
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Did people do sky-diving ten years ago? hehehe, thanks for the tip, fella. A chiropractic will be my next step if my doc tells me the fatal words.
Back on topic, the last thing I needed today was my 3 years old cousin telling me he had crushed the CD with a PC game I give him for his birthday yesterday. 1 hour of gameplay - 25 euros.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 14:00:56
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 14:46:05
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| Where did you journey to? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 14:49:42
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London, for the third time this week trying to sort out somewhere to live. I don't expect this will be the last time either unless the people I saw today decide I'm not a weirdo.
Utterly screwed! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 14:51:38
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Oh Kitten I do feel for you.
The one thing I do truly believe about London is that one of the easiest things to do is find work whereas one of the most difficult is to find somewhere decent to live.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 15:32:49
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Me noticing in my sleep that I've gone to sleep leaving a porn channel on the TV. I've just woken up again to turn it off. My 8 years old cousins are coming home tomorrow morning.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 10:56:49
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To be woken up about half a dozen times way too early in the am by multiple children.
Bella had this super strange continuing nightmare of some sort.
She was hollering extremely loudly and she was even growling.
I went in there to find out wht the hell and she started kicking me and screaming things like Get out and I hate you etc.
I sent Mike in there and she did the same thing. I went back and kinda spooned her and held her down and stroked her hair and she settled down. Just as I was falling asleep, baby J wakes up. As I'm feeding and changing him Bella starts the routine again and wakes up the falling back asleep Jonas with screams and growls. This went on for awhile...
Thing is, this morning she didn't remember any of it.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 11:31:39
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 12:08:02
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...for the "Active Topics" page to reload for no reason when I hadn't finished reading everything on it. I think it has something to do with the settings, but I don't know how to set them so it won't do that.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 13:46:40
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...for my beautiful bruise to vanish.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 13:49:36
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How'd you get the bruise?
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Don't believe the hype. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 14:14:42
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She voted off BLD.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 14:59:22
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Badoom tish.
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Don't believe the hype. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2005 : 14:59:58
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C, all I can say is it was inflicted upon me in Canada. Truth.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2005 : 07:33:52
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Ah, so it was a famous Canada Bruise.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/10/2005 : 15:38:40
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The last thing I needed tonight was to take out my winter clothes and discover they are two sizes smaller than I have become over the summer.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2005 : 11:08:29
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That's what you get for storing them in that Incredible Shrinking Chest!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2005 : 12:35:39
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| to get splashed by a car driving through a puddle :( |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:19:40
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to spend a full hour trying to find a CD that offerw kindly sent me. No luck so far. Damn!
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/17/2005 : 09:23:00
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To have another root canal.
To receive an email from my best friend signed "the universe cannot contain my love."
I got some heaven in my head
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2005 : 19:43:17
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Now THAT'S what I call a big, big love!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/10/2005 : 19:23:51
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To attend my kid's 14-year-old babysitter's dance performance and see her and the usually fresh-faced local 9th grade dance squad dirty dance to crunk with make-up and barely-there skimpy clothing, looking like 20something porn stars. Disturbing does not begin to describe it. Suddenly I have an understanding of how some guys end up boinking underage girls without realizing that's what they're doing.
I got some heaven in my head
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