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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 05/27/2005 : 20:22:13
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| how 'bout that Paris Hilton, eh? i bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 05/27/2005 : 20:33:02
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Did you see that new Commercial with her and the Carl's Hamburgers.
Hamburgers Rule.
So does Sausage. Here's a snack for you that I've been keeping secret, great for football games and drinking beer. It's really simple and a secret from our family, which is mostly Polish (who by the way have really hot women)...
1 or more Keilbasa Sausages
1 Block of Cheddar Cheese
1 box of Triscuits
1 cup of Mustard (lately I like the zesty sweet variety)
1. Boil Keilbasa for 5 Minutes, then cool
2. Slice into circles about the size of a quater
3. Slice cheese in small squares, see step 3 above
4. Assemble a peice of each Keilbasa, cheese and Triscuit
5. Dip cracker with cheese and sausge on it into mustard
6. Eat it
That shit kicks fuckin ass, like we do. That shit is tough.
Enjoy.
I'm going to kick some ass, I'll be back later if I feel like it.
Word.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 20:47:59
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i bet she likes sausage. know what i mean? HEHEHHEH HEHEHEHHEHEH HEHEHEHHEH!
a'ight dawg. i'm outta here.
you gonna meet us at the strip club tonight? just tell wifey you had to stay after work and do some "research".. that one always works, eh?
HEHEHHE HEHEHHEHEHE! |
Edited by - floop on 05/27/2005 20:50:12 |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 20:54:14
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| Where's the keg? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 22:31:15
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| who the fuck farted? somebody needs to see a fucking doctor, i don't know how your chick can stand that. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 22:46:33
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I hate to be a spoilsport but I'd like to spell out a couple rules.
RULE #1: No rolling of towels into "rat tails" and cracking asses. Especially mine.
RULE #2: No "swordfights."
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/27/2005 : 22:53:20
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
who the fuck farted?
yeah, who the fuck farted... hahahaha
somebody TP this shit, yeah!
porn
... You Know What to Do |
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 01:56:24
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| arm wrestle my ego mother fucker |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1461 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 05:27:47
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anyone nail any f.b.net chicks?
don't worry- anything said in the locker room stays in the locker room.
 "I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 05:38:07
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... no comment.
"Evil brain-shrinking sponge." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 09:27:32
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quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone nail any f.b.net chicks?
just Song Oracle.
and LBF's mom. Heh heh hehehehehehehe! |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1461 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 10:13:19
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the song oracle. nice!
let me think for a moment.
song oracle: what do you think of Bone Machine?
floop: absolutely incredible! fantastic. one of my all time favorites. i love the pounding....drums that is. slow, fast, then slow. it doesn't get any better than this!!
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 10:46:58
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quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
i love the pounding....
that's what she said |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5448 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 20:48:09
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How about bath products?
I find that soap usually washes the dirt and stink off of me
And, toothpaste cleans my teeth
Anyone else have a favorite grooming product? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 05/28/2005 : 21:56:20
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Uh Floop... Hello... See something you like down there?
Note to self: use private showers when Floop is around.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 00:27:03
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| i'm sorry to stare. i've just never seen anyone with a giant tattoo that says "FUN HOLE" over their ass.. |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1461 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 06:11:32
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really? just yesterday you told me that you saw the same tatoo on lbf's mom. hehe.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
Edited by - fumanbru on 05/29/2005 06:23:35 |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1461 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 06:19:53
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ah fuck.. i just dropped darwin's gold dial soap.
can someone pick it up.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 06:58:07
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Originally posted by darwin
Anyone else have a favorite grooming product?
Dr. Bronner's castile soap is the best.
ALL ONE OR NONE! |
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1461 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 08:50:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
... no comment.
"Evil brain-shrinking sponge."
cheesey. you stud! but ".....no comment" is not an appropriate response in the mens locker room. details please.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 10:57:27
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| let's give Sir Rock a swirlie when he comes in here |
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Posted - 05/29/2005 : 14:50:54
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Can I break the rules?
(I just wanted to be the first girl posting here!)
It takes a strength beyond strength to smile,
I'm missing you like hurricanes |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 14:53:21
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JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! what are you doing in here????
you scared me..
*grabs towel to cover myself up*
uh, i think you have the wrong locker room miss. |
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Posted - 05/29/2005 : 14:54:30
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Just wanted to impress you...getting out!
It takes a strength beyond strength to smile,
I'm missing you like hurricanes |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 14:59:53
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| thinking to self "i think she liked me" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 05/29/2005 : 15:48:41
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
... no comment.
"Evil brain-shrinking sponge."
What's a computer?
Eat Y'self Fitter! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 10:44:59
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so i got a 1/2 keg this weekend for my 3 day BeerBQ, and all my beer drinking friends still brought their own beer of choice - isn't that sort of rude? i mean, here i am, buying a 1/2 keg for my friends, and i get it in my favorite beer (Yuengling) and they still bring over their shitty light beers (Coors and Bud). So now i spent like $75 on the keg, and its probably only half empty, and most of that is from me. damn my friends and their bad taste in beers.
i thought that the men of the forum could relate to this
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 12:25:58
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Originally posted by floop
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! what are you doing in here????
you scared me..
*grabs towel to cover myself up*
uh, i think you have the wrong locker room miss.
Oh come on!
When a girl wanders into the guys' bathroom, guys are all Hey come on it, check it out...
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 12:31:08
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He's shy Carolyn!
I could be wrong
I could be right
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 12:34:38
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Floop shy? I'll buy that for a dollar.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 14:56:27
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| 3 day barbecue and a 1/2 keg isn't empty??? sounds like a bunch of girly men to me. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2005 : 20:22:54
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i agree - well most of my drinkin' buddies were away, so it was sort of like amateur night - and a lot of women who don't drink beer
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
4903 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 02:08:22
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So boys, when was the last time you checked ya balls?
i went for a kickabout yesterday and two minutes into a game of headers and volleys, the bloody latex bladder burst through the stiching. Game over.
cornered the boy kicked out at the world
the world kicked back alot fuckin' harder
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 06:05:36
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quote:
Originally posted by fumanbru
anyone nail any f.b.net chicks?
don't worry- anything said in the locker room stays in the locker room.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ cause I'm a real go-getter!"
I guess floop WAS right!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 08:08:04
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I thoroughly inspected my sac on Saturday after returning from a hike-- no parasites found. I had seen at least ten ticks while on the trail but none had gained entry.
And BTW, no dames in the men's locker room unless you're here to deliver "special favors." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 08:12:40
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Haha, you're supposed to check them for lumps just like women are supposed to check their breasts.
Or at least that's my husband's excuse...
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This is the war and not the warning. |
Edited by - Carolynanna on 05/31/2005 08:14:18 |
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