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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 04/13/2005 : 10:45:35
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Adultery - its not just for breakfast anymore!
not unlike tequila
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:03:31
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Back when I was a cub scout (age 8) at one meeting we learned to make our own kites. After I got mine home, I attempted to draw Alfred E Newman's head on the kite because at the time I was obsessed with Mad magazine. Then I entered a kite contest the Scouts were having that weekend. Like every other "Boy Scout" contest I entered I was the only "Boy Scout" who's daddy hadn't taken over for his kid and made a complete sham out of the whole "Boy" scouting experience. So I arrive at this kite contest and there are all these expensive fancy kites looping through the air. I fly my wobbiling kite ten feet above the ground for about thirty minutes and very happily walk away with a medal for "Ugliest Kite"
Don't tell anyone.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 04/13/2005 11:23:08 |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:08:04
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I also had walked like five miles to get to the contest, with my kite in hand.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:11:43
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walking home, did you get splashed by a mud puddle from a passing car?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:17:24
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I am still obsessed with Mad magazine.
Here's another secret. I've never won a contest.
But I have committed adultery though not while
I was married, I must add that. While someone
else was married.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:18:40
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| a car full of jeering high school freshmen with semi-long hair and ill-fitting Izod knit shirts? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:19:05
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Originally posted by kathryn
Here's another secret. I've never won a contest.
But I have committed adultery though not while
I was married, I must add that. While someone
else was married.
me too, though i didn't know they were married at the time. i just thought they had a boyfriend (big deal, right?)
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:20:42
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I'm obsessed with Mad Adultery Magazine.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:24:33
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
a car full of jeering high school freshmen with semi-long hair and ill-fitting Izod knit shirts?
and amidst the confusion of the mud puddle and jeering, KOK falls down and smashes his kite (and skins his knee)?
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 11:37:11
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No Izods yet. This was in San Rafael Ca in 1975. I'm not sure what the style as back then for me it was Salvation Army . What do I remeber? Lot's of Firebirds, Mohammed Ali's float like a butterfly sting like a bee tune on the radio. Muskrat love, sky rockets in flight, KC and the sunshine band. Food stamps. Many many meals using those food stamps at Seven Eleven. Never having any damn toilet paper. Good times. Filthy times, but good all the same.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:00:57
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man.
that is buuuh-leek.
poignantly, here's a 70's flashback form a recent email volley:
Once, I was sitting by the edge of the road I lived on...playing in the dirt or ditch or something...when a silver Trans Am came screaming around the corner...it was being chased by a yellow-ish full sized Chevy pickup...both shiny, new, hot-rod looking cars - they went flying down the street like really, really fast. I looked back later and realized it was probably a couple of high school kids playing around...and that I came about 5 feet from being dead.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:04:29
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Never having any damn toilet paper.
some things never change
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:06:18
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Yes I doo. Yes I doo doo.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:07:22
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Captain and Tenille, everybody! Thanks for the reminder, KOK!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:37:28
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
You are Mike silly monkey!
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This is the war and not the warning.
Stop it, you're making it worse.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 12:46:14
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Don't get testy with me Michael ;)
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 13:06:05
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oooh, she said it again.
what were you doing when you said it that time?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 13:20:20
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I am not getting testy, I am getting misunderstood.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:36:11
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Oh you are just too easy to tease Mikey!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:41:26
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No you don't understand...I...oh it's no use.
To the grave.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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mosleyk
= Cult of Ray =
USA
607 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:50:53
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KOK....I love your Kite story!
Here is a secret. I really didn't write that paper on "The Division of Labor"....I borrowed a buddy of mine's paper on it from the previous year.
Sorry Mr. McComb....... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 14:56:34
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Burn her!
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:00:57
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Is this the part where you take off your corsage, throw it away in disgust and walk home from the dance in the rain?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 15:23:05
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
No you don't understand...I...oh it's no use.
To the grave.
I think I do, I was pretending I didn't so that I could continue saying Mike. Damn it monkey boy, its ruined now, ruined I tell you!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:25:04
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So nobody is going to reveal anything about the secret forum?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:34:50
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How come I only have 3 bees?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:40:03
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C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 19:40:05
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i think you are only 91 posts away from 4 Carolyn anna rose anna danna banana sha na na. whoops wrong thread.
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 20:00:34
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More bees please.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/13/2005 : 20:24:50
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Back when I was a cub scout (age 8) at one meeting we learned to make our own kites. After I got mine home, I attempted to draw Alfred E Newman's head on the kite because at the time I was obsessed with Mad magazine. Then I entered a kite contest the Scouts were having that weekend. Like every other "Boy Scout" contest I entered I was the only "Boy Scout" who's daddy hadn't taken over for his kid and made a complete sham out of the whole "Boy" scouting experience. So I arrive at this kite contest and there are all these expensive fancy kites looping through the air. I fly my wobbiling kite ten feet above the ground for about thirty minutes and very happily walk away with a medal for "Ugliest Kite"
Don't tell anyone.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
That is a beautiful story!!! In my mind, you won both funniest and most beautiful.
Scouting, to me is just one big scam. Here's mine... I quit "Junior" girlscounts after I got in touble for stomping on a milk carton in the middle of the meeting. I remember almost using the "b word" but I didn't. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 05:38:26
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Yeah I would never have thought that the sweetest story ever told on here would come from KoK.
“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 07:20:03
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The secret ingredient is ground cumin
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 04/14/2005 08:45:22 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 08:53:49
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I'd agree, if it was up to me, I'd put a bit of ground cumin in just about everything.
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:18:59
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Cumin has its merits, it deserves a place
high up in the Mount Olympus of spices.
However, cumin is not the secret ingredient
when making stuffed grapes leaves.
Hummus, sure. You can't make hummus
without cumin. But you can't be putting
cumin in your stuffed grape leaves. Lemon's
the secret ingredient.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/14/2005 : 12:27:45
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[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
Cumin has its merits, it deserves a place
high up in the Mount Olympus of spices.
However, cumin is not the secret ingredient
when making stuffed grapes leaves.
Hummus, sure. You can't make hummus
without cumin. But you can't be putting
cumin in your stuffed grape leaves. Lemon's
the secret ingredient.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics[/qoute]
Full circle, we have come. The cycle is complete. Sunrise, sunset. Lock thread.
The worst mistakes make the best regrets. |
Edited by - speedy_m on 04/14/2005 12:37:22 |
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