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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:40:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll go first.

The secret to great dolmades (stuffed grape leaves)
is lots of lemon and just the right amount of (not too much)
olive oil.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics

floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:42:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the secret to great parallel parking is...

[can't tell, sorry!]

know what i'm sayin' dawg?
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:44:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Meat is yummy.


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:45:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, you wanted to know the secret of my tasty tofu, but you won't have it! Not in this life time.


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:48:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
These are some weak secrets people.


If you can't handle the entropy, get out of the universe.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:49:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Quit yer bellyachin' and tell us something juicy, speedy.


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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:54:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Or, I could start an entire thread about a girl I have a crush on.


If you can't handle the entropy, get out of the universe.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:56:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



I love my dead gay son!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  11:58:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
here's a secret - when the server times out your post count doesn't change, even if the post makes it to the board.

edit: see? i just triple posted this accidentally. post count didn't budge, nor does my reply show up on the index.


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Edited by - dayanara on 04/12/2005 12:00:41
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:03:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is that a photo of your real-life crush, Dayanara?
He looks a tad on the young side. Not that I am judging
you.


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:05:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
no, i just thought i would sprinkle your topics with poop references today. i'll stop now.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:05:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I agree, these are weak secrets,
now how bout some fessing up of forum crushes!

Hmmm, what do I got?
Well its not really a secret,
but once I sent Simon a bottle of Canadian maple syrup :)

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speedy_m
= Frankofile =

Canada
3581 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:06:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't ignore me just cause the server's all timey'd out.


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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:07:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do you want to know a really big secret?



I have an affair with my boss!


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:10:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

no, i just thought i would sprinkle your topics with poop references today. i'll stop now.



LOL

Rita, because it's time for some feminist empowerment,
how about this? You are Paulo's boss, OK?
He is your employee. You are having an affair with
your employee.


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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:14:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
C'mon Kathryn, I was trying to tell a huge secret...


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:25:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I apologize, Rita. Obviously, I am wrong. Go ahead,
confess!


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  12:35:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Rita, do you and your husband work together?


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  13:20:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I gave the IP addresses of anyone who posted in the Cannabis for Medical Purpose Thread to the F.B.I.

what other people think of you is none of your business
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  14:38:34  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

I agree, these are weak secrets,
now how bout some fessing up of forum crushes!

Hmmm, what do I got?
Well its not really a secret,
but once I sent Simon a bottle of Canadian maple syrup :)

__________
This is the war and not the warning.

All well and good, you might say, but the package included clamato juice. Ick! you might say. And you'd be right.

I don't really have any juicy secrets to tell, that I can think of. It's a little frustrating. If I think of any I'll be back.

As for forum crushes: well...


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  15:09:11  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I had sex when I was 5. My cousin was 4.

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  15:49:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:


I don't really have any juicy secrets to tell, that I can think of. It's a little frustrating. If I think of any I'll be back.

As for forum crushes: well...




I thought the garage would constitute a secret...

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  15:52:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What garage? Huh?


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n/a
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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  16:00:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

Rita, do you and your husband work together?


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.




He, he, why do you ask Kim?


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  16:08:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Christ! The thread has, like all general chat threads,
devolved into a sex thread. I did my part, people. I
posted a culinary secret (and a damned important one)!
I could have divulged some juicy sexual tidbit
but, no, I went legit. But the rest of you pre-verts
make it about sex. [/rant]




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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =

Greece
675 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  18:05:37  Show Profile  Visit misterwoe's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah.

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  19:46:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by misterwoe

I had sex when I was 5. My cousin was 4.




that's a pretty good secret. i'm declaring misterwoe the winner.


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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *

1670 Posts

Posted - 04/12/2005 :  22:25:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the new frank black and catholics cd will be released on .. .. 2006

The Truth Is Out There
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  02:02:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i let the dogs out, sorry 'bout that.


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =

France
696 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  02:37:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Rosicrusian connection is much more influencial today than before...

I'm a regular old fashion music admirer.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  03:21:54  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:


I don't really have any juicy secrets to tell, that I can think of. It's a little frustrating. If I think of any I'll be back.

As for forum crushes: well...




I thought the garage would constitute a secret...

__________
This is the war and not the warning.

Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean by that.


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  05:44:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wish I was Mike.


“Did I leave the gas on? No! I’m – no – I’m a fucking squirrel!”
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  06:07:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You are Mike silly monkey!

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Edited by - Carolynanna on 04/13/2005 06:52:17
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  07:29:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by rita

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

Rita, do you and your husband work together?


So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.




He, he, why do you ask Kim?



well, if your husband is your boss then your secret is kind of a cute little joke.
If not, then you're a full-on adultress...and I think thats pretty cool.
Adultery - its not just for breakfast anymore!


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  10:23:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the curry i served Rita actually had chicken in it

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4109 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2005 :  10:37:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kim, it's just a 'cute little joke'.

Floop, that was a secret, now everybody will know about it. I knew I couldn't trust on you...


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