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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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 Posted - 04/14/2005 : 18:18:48
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C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I have four children, then? How come nobody told me?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 04/15/2005 : 01:28:08
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Yeah I would never have thought that the sweetest story ever told on here would come from KoK.
I guess that one is kind of touching, but obviously you weren't around when I wrote about the recurring dream I kept having where in it I had become Sigfried's new magical "life partner" in the world famous magical gay duo "Sigfried and Homer" These were most frequent shortly after that awful nasty beast had attacked poor Roy.
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 09:29:16
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Originally posted by VoVat
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C, you get as many bees as you've got children.
I have four children, then? How come nobody told me?
"Reunion? Shit union!"
Those women (your baby mama's) are just waiting, keeping records of all the child support you haven't been paying. The holidays you haven't called. The tough times when little Sarah was going through her turbulent teens and hanging with those gangster rappers. Then, and only then they are going to bring your ass to court and sue you for every last penny for being a deadbeat dad.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 10:47:36
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Something you wanna share about yourself, KOK?
A secret to tell about the many mini KOKs running
around without their daddy?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:21:50
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Oh, that. I thought you wanted me to show you my latest foam ball magic trick. Performed while wearing my sparkly thong speedo with a cardboard likeness of Sigfried loofaing my ass.
Yes! Weird humor rules!
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 11:33:21
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There's weird humor and then there's images I did not
need to have in my head.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 13:02:37
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You got a problem with loofa?
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/15/2005 : 19:08:10
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Thanks for posting that photo, KOK! It's always good to
put a face to a forum username! Glad to have you on board.
I thought you'd been working out, man? What
happened to you. Talk about letting yourself go.
Your gf there on the left, is that before or after the surgery?
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Tell us a secret!
