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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:37:53
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so CRUSHES, odd things huh? I went to uni today and fell in love with the guy in the brown check shirt and matching tie, I think I'm over it now.
I wonder if he's in tomorrow though
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:42:32
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I always get secret crushes on waitresses. It's a waste of time, and yet, there is no stoping my crushing.
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:44:06
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And do you tip accordingly?
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:44:53
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even "crushes" isn't on topic. let conversations develop i say.
lolzabad |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:46:57
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
And do you tip accordingly?
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This is the war and not the warning.
I guess so. Not exorbitantly, I think that's a little... obvious, I don't know.
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:48:17
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I currently have 4-5 crushes on the go, ranging from joke to semi-serious to not really sure. As is standard with crushes, none of these will be acted on, and I will mope until situations change.
Look at me! I could be a Smiths song.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:49:30
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steve, you'd rather I conversed about how infantile I think you and your mate are? frankly I think it's boring.
It's impossible to develop crushes on any waiters round Sheffield as they are nearly universally flamboyantly camp.
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
Edited by - starmekitten on 04/06/2005 13:50:08 |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:49:54
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I totally approve of this method Cheese. Not in the "because it works" sort of way, but in the "that's what I do" sort of way.
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:52:20
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my two friends and I have a thing for one of our lecturers, he's short weird looking, tried hard to make jokes, wears his trousers too high but sadly he's the best we got round these parts.
He has trendy glasses!
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
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Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:52:26
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no, but i don't think you should make such a desperate effort to dictate people's topic of conversation.
if you want to discuss my infantile behaviour, we can do that in email.
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Edited by - PixieSteve on 04/06/2005 13:53:54 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 13:54:39
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Originally posted by starmekitten
he's short weird looking
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
Now there's a surprise.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:00:11
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steve, thats not what I want to discuss at all, but along the previous line of conversation that would be all I could add, hence bringing up matching shirt and tie guy from today.
Mike, pray tell, what do you mean?
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:03:17
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
Mike, pray tell, what do you mean?
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
Oh, I'll tell you what I mean... oh, you don't care what I mean... 
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:05:51
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understood, starmekitten.
lolzabad |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:34:20
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
so CRUSHES, odd things huh? I went to uni today and fell in love
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
This is weird 'cos I was gonna 'fess up tonight on here. I think I am rather sad (hold the front page). Seriously there is something wrong with me. Sometimes I see a girl and without even having ever seen her before or spoken to her, I just start imagining a life with her. I did it today on the bus, I saw this girl and I just thought 'WOW', and I started imagining us going out, doing stuff together (not even sex, I can't even be classified as a pervert), just generally falling in love. I even pictured the scene where she told me she was pregnant.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?
(aside from the intense loneliness?)
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:41:42
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sorry for calling whatever her name was a 'slag', its just that i use it loosely on a CS forum and no-one cares, obviously peeps are a little more sensitive here.
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50 Pence
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
284 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 02:56:32
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Edited by - Broken Face on 04/07/2005 06:10:13 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 05:03:45
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Yeah like I'd get it here if I wanted it. You can tell you're a newbie! Not just here but in life.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 06:09:05
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You're just a hopeless romantic Mike.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 06:30:53
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Well I do class myself as one yeah. I like the idea of anyone falling in love, not just me, so yeah I think you have hit the nail on the head C.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 07:13:52
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Check shirt guy was in, except today he wore a stripey t-shirt
wasn't feeling the love today though
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/07/2005 : 10:01:15
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I did it today on the bus, I saw this girl and I just thought 'WOW', and I started imagining us going out, doing stuff together (not even sex, I can't even be classified as a pervert), just generally falling in love. I even pictured the scene where she told me she was pregnant.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?
You're a visionary, man!
hot interviwer:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
prepetually jobless you: "House shopping with you."
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 10:34:33
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I think he's pretty. 
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:16:19
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I have a secret crush on the hot but dumb guy that has started coming to gigs with me.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:51:15
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But he's not a forum member, is he? Wrong thread!
Grumble, grumble....Follow the forum rules!
; )
I want to again say how very special my forum crush is.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:56:12
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kathryn, I challenge you to a duel!
Loser confesses sfc.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:06:23
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I'm not gonna mess with a pregnant lady!
You're gonna have to forfeit, what with the delicate
condition you are in.
So, who is it?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:20:51
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Carolyn is pregnant? I didn't know that! Congrats!!
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:35:47
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Is it Carolyn?
Congratulations!!!
I am a lost soul
I shoot myself with rock and roll
The hole i dig is bottomless
But nothing else can set me free |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:02:51
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And which Mike got you knocked up, Carolyn?
Lesse, there's Mike Homers, Mike The Sir Rock,
Speedy Mike. Which Mike?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:09:16
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Always last! F&*king hell!
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:16:18
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You're not that speedy, after all.
Ayúdate a ti mismo, y entonces te ayudarán también los demás. Principio de amor al prójimo. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:33:19
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So Speedy you're saying it wasn't you?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:40:34
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I'm speedy when needed. When not, I take HOURS.
I'm not sayin' nuthin' to nobody. And to think, I was gonna let you have a peak at the secret stash...
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:25:59
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I did it today on the bus, I saw this girl and I just thought 'WOW', and I started imagining us going out, doing stuff together (not even sex, I can't even be classified as a pervert), just generally falling in love. I even pictured the scene where she told me she was pregnant.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?
You're a visionary, man!
hot interviwer:"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
prepetually jobless you: "House shopping with you."
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
Hahahahaha!
BEST.....POST......EVER!
'Cos it's so true. Both interviewers for my current job (the interview was last month) are very attractive and very nice girls. On my way home from the interview (and for a few days after) I had my visions of one of the girls and myself in love, looking back on the interview together and laughing 'cos we now knew each other so well. Turns out they are both with boyfriends. Things never work out like the movies do they?
Actually I think that is my problem, I walk around thinking I'm living in a movie.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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