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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
 Posted - 04/23/2005 : 13:55:32
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I might as well begin with the one that gave me the idea for this thread in the first place.
Jean Black/Walsh and Courtney Love are actually the same person. Frank was telling the truth when he said Courtney was singing on "Strange Goodbye."
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 14:06:04
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| Frank's number one fans are actually aliens and they're coming to Lollapalooza to get their groove on. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 14:45:30
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| Floop is not gay. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 14:47:03
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Daisy Girl is actually Courtney Love and Jean Walsh, and she was wearing a disguise when i met her and that is why she was so comfortable enough with FB to touch his arm!
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 15:21:53
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Drat Brian, you were not supposed to let on. I spent 18 hours getting that disquise made up, now I have to come up with another one for when I see the Pixies preform at Lolla.  |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 15:30:33
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The Pixies and Catholics are combining for a tour in 2006. The lineup will be Rich Gilbert on guitar, Kim Deal on bass, Eric Drew Feldman on keyboards, and Scott Lovering on drums.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 15:35:43
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I heard floop is French.
I also heard Kathryn is floop's mum.
 I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 15:52:06
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The Rich Gilbert chat tomorrow has been cancelled :'(
 Oh let it linger |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 16:01:01
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Frank was born in Long Beach.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 16:08:36
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| My name is hemaphroditos. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 16:13:52
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| i've heard it argued that it actually wasn't LBF's mom starring in "Nasty Mom Gang Bang IV", but i doubt it myself |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 16:15:54
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I was the one who started this thread, it wasn't Vovat as it was said by some journalist.
how do I post a pic?
- Frank Black 04/22/2005 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 17:06:22
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Kurt Cobain is secretly still alive, and hiding out in the Black Hole of Calcutta. He'll be doing a duet with Frank on one of the songs on The Sicilian.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 18:51:24
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
The Pixies and Catholics are combining for a tour in 2006. The lineup will be Rich Gilbert on guitar, Kim Deal on bass, Eric Drew Feldman on keyboards, and Scott Lovering on drums.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
Worst rumor ever. What the hell kind of line-up in that?
btw, I'm too young to be floop's mom but not too young
to be sleeping with LBF.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 20:12:12
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Sasquatch is gay.
 No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 21:36:26
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The new Pixies album is already finished, but Frank doesn't think the public can handle it yet, so he's hiding it in his basement.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 22:09:42
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Kathryn seems to have insulted VoVat's joke.
This incites my inspiration for a new rumor. Kathryn is actually |
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2005 : 22:10:46
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| Sorry. My inspiration petered out toward the end of the sentence. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 06:59:39
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I'm never gonna post in here.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 09:47:40
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VoVat's the funniest forum member. How's that for a rumor?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 10:51:04
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Well, it's certainly unsubstantiated!
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 10:54:28
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Vovat's awesome! It's kind of like we have our very own Bob Hope.
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 10:57:06
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Here's a rumor, and it's substantiated:
Any 90-pound wuss can take out the Quad Laser!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2005 : 11:19:25
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The Atkins Diet is good for you.
Oh, wait. Someone else started that unsubstantiated rumor ages ago. Better go with something else.
The season before next will be the last one for The Simpsons. The last episode will feature Homer murdering Mr. Burns.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 05:16:46
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All members who post pictures in the bearded thread will be rewarded by having their fantasies come true this weekend.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 05:27:14
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Nah, I've heard this rumour, but it sounds quite unsubstantiated to me.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/26/2005 : 05:30:23
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Don't doubt my powers
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 18:58:43
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Your powers are weak, old man.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 05:41:16
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I have no idea why that is so funny, but I nearly choked on my curry then.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:23:13
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Mike's curry had a human finger in it.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 05:53:03
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Well I do love finger food.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2005 : 13:16:22
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"The Silician" will be a double album, and include 30 originals, as well as covers of songs by TMBG, Nirvana, and Barry Manilow.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:03:54
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Frog In The Sand exploded. His entrails were propelled 10 ft away.
Denis
"His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something!" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:18:03
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vomiting through your nose is indicitive of massive powers of fertility
 when there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:28:09
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frank black is a frustrated compulsive poster and he is about to protest because he has no bees
 i bash newbies for a living |
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2010 Posts |
Posted - 05/02/2005 : 07:31:26
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| One of the rumors above is actually true. |
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