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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 04/06/2005 : 14:15:41
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Originally posted by starmekitten
ok, as much as I hate to say it simon is right.
the dress does sort of exist though, it was silver and a bit different from how I described and I bought it from a charity shop I worked in, wore it on my 16th birthday to party for the day-group of downs adults I used to work for, got seranaded to that time of my life song from dirty dancing by a downs guy whose birthday it also was. My mother hated that dress though, threw it away without telling me.
you guys really wanted to know that huh.
I'll guess the midget t shirt is a lie, because short people are not for sport.
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
Only partially true. This is more of a contest than a sport. Per se, of course.
I've got the midget T on, but no Hawaii shirt.
Today I received in the mail:
- a wedding invitation
- a student loan statement
- an Extreme Pie catalogue
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 16:09:54
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Cheese - no student loan statement
CD's I've listened to today:
1) David Byrne - Look Into the Eyeball
2) X - Wild Gift
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 17:30:14
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Darwin, I'm going to guess you haven't listened to the Duke Ellington album.
Things I've eaten today:
1. Cheese steak
2. Ham sandwich
3. Pizza
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 19:51:12
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cheesey didn't get a pie catalog
darwin didn't listen to look into the eyeball, he listened to grown backwards (which is far superior)
vovat didn't eat a cheesesteak today
tonight i did not:
cook (i ate leftover and let my chicken marinate overnight)
drink
watch tv
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 23:24:07
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Vovat was right (no, Duke, that was yesterday)
Brian was wrong (about Eyeball and about Grown Backwards being better. I really like Eyeball. I've only listened to Grown Backwards twice. THe first time I was disappointed and the second two some songs were growing on me. I can do without the operatic pieces and Rufus Wainwright.)
Brian hasn't been drinking |
Edited by - darwin on 04/06/2005 23:50:37 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/06/2005 : 23:57:27
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cheese man lies about invitations
vovat lies about pizzas
brian lies about tv
books next to my bed are
New York Trilogy - Paul Auster
Tough Tough Toys for Tough Tough boys - Will Self
Fear and Loathing in Las vegas - Hunter. S. Thompson
tell me lies ,tell me sweet little lies (tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies) oh, no, no you can’t disguise (you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise) tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
( )
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 00:39:22
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 01:12:37
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darwin hot damn you're a genius
consider yourself reinstated
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 01:21:38
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Originally posted by Broken Face
cheesey didn't get a pie catalog
darwin didn't listen to look into the eyeball, he listened to grown backwards (which is far superior)
vovat didn't eat a cheesesteak today
tonight i did not:
cook (i ate leftover and let my chicken marinate overnight)
drink
watch tv
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
Yup, no pie catalogue per se. It's actually Extreme Pie, which is the Extreme Sports channel's website shop, but still.
I'm like a lost snail in the night. |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 03:39:25
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Brian didn't drink!
In my dark past I have:
-Called Jarvis Cocker a "dork" right to his face
-Played a Robbie Williams song live on Radio One
-Did an unrehearsed show playing drums for a Nirvana tribute band
 "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 06:09:03
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i didn't cook - i decided to let my chicken marinate overnight so that tonight it will be extra delicious
you've never played a robbie williams song doog
spot the show i didn't attend:
stone temple pilots/local h @ madison square garden 1996 (steven tyler and joe perry of aerosmith came out and played 2 songs with STP)
foo fighters/talk show/verbena @ roseland ballroom 1997 (talk show was stone temple pilots with a different singer)
beck/flaming lips @ the beacon theater, halloween 2002 (beck covered 'do you realize?')
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 08:10:32
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I'm gonna say the Beck/Lips show. I dunno why, I just am..
And I have once performed a Robbie Williams songs (on drums) on BBC Radio One! And all my punk cred dissapeared in that short space of time. I've never met Jarvis Cocker (he of Pulp, for those not in the know), and probly would never call him a dork.
"Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 10:08:45
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I wondered past Jarv at a festival once, for a munter he's quite hot.
I'll say stone temple pilots
When I was at school I got into trouble for dying my hair blue
When I was at school I got into trouble for having my one ear pierced seven times
When I was at school I got into trouble for wearing DM's instead of school shoes
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:12:20
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I agree with Doog on the Beck show.
Kitten, you never got into trouble about the blue hair.
Last night I at the Alabama Thunderpussy gig:
Lost my favourite 7 year old(!) fish lighter
Hid from the creepy man behind the merch stand
Fainted like a victorian lady
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:35:51
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I have met:
• CVB's David Lowery (twice)
• Charles Thompson (thrice)
• Dave McCaffrey (four times)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 11:54:18
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i did not see beck as it sold out. boo
you did not get in trouble for the shoes tre
kiki hasn't met mcdave 4 times
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:33:09
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Thanks for rubbing it in, Brian. *boo hoo hoo*
Nic, did you really faint? No, you did not? Did you?
In my town there is:
• no computer store but there is a shop that fixes manual typewriters
• no Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Kenny Rogers, KFC, TGIF, Chillis or Friendly's
• no building higher than two stories
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:48:22
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no burger king? you so lie
I never got into trouble for blue hair because my hair is too dark to dye
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:05:29
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kathryn has not met McCaffrey
in school i got in trouble for:
- urinating on a wall
- dressing like Hitler
- climbing on the roof
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:08:07
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floopie, you did piss on the wall but you didn't dress like
Dolph. I have not met McDave four times.
Tre, no Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Kenny Rogers, KFC, TGIF, Chillis or Friendly's. Keep guessing.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:10:37
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you are correct. i didn't dress like Hitler 
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:26:15
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Kathryn - no building higher than 2 stories
And yes, I did faint *is mortally embarressed*
I now have a large lump on my head bruises all down my one arm, and graised knuckles on my one hand - plus it all happened just as ATP were hitting their stride. Plus it was bearded tattoo heaven.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:29:22
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Right you are, Nic.
Oh my! What made you faint? Lemme guess...too
many libations, too little sleep, too many tattoed
love boys....
I have:
never fainted
never been surgically operated upon
never had my wisdom teeth removed
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:40:19
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I think I may have been overwhelmed by the Thunderpussy.
I think that Kathryn, you may be lying about the wisdom teeth.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:00:58
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Not to rub it in but I have never fainted.
But I have
• passed out in an elevator in Puerto Rico, wearing nothing
but a bikini and going up and down floor after floor. Um, too
many poolside fruity tropical drinks with umbrellas in them.
It was before noon. Well before noon. But so many years ago.
• vomited into every single sink at my college dorm bathroom.
Five sinks. Five upchucks. One night. Many drinks.
• run naked in front of a whole hockey team.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:05:28
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That makes me feel a whole load better. Thank you.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:17:50
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you never ran naked in front of a hockey team, though you have been tempted to many times.
tonight i will:
see my brother
see my father
see my sister
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:21:31
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Brian, you don't have a sister! And you are right, I'm never
one to streak. Flash, sure; streak, no. A girl has her
limits!
Clarification: there are only two buildings in my town
that have more than two stories. A 3-story one (no elevator)
and a 5-story one (w. 2 elevators).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:28:04
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correct, i do not have a sister
and i didn't see you as the streaking type
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 15:35:21
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I have witnessed Frank
• returning from doing his laundry at the laundromat
• be made fun of by Scott Boutier and McDave
• drop a heavy electrical wire on his toe while setting up
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 16:05:47
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you did not see him drop a wire on his toe (i too saw him at a laundromat once in brooklyn)
the reasons my chicken sucked that i made tonight:
didn't defrost properly
shitty marinade
no wok, had to use frying pan
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 16:10:40
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Right you are.
The marinade. It was shitty.
Now tell your laundromat story.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 16:30:01
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Brian, I'm guessing it didn't defrost properly.
I'm stealing the "people I've met" thing from Kathryn.
Scott McCaughey
Neko Case
Eloise Jarvis McGraw
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 17:32:23
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well, the 2 reasons were shitty marinade and poor defrosting. who'd have thought that ALL DAY wasn't enough time. i'm so impatient.
my laundromat story is quite uneventful. first catholics show i saw i got there insanely early (as i always do) and saw charles and mcdave coming out of a laundromat. too chicken to say hi. said it later at a bad time and he ignored me. i hated him (charles) until the music started. then i loved him again. next two times i met the man he was much much friendlier. i probably had better timing those times as well.
you never met neko case (but if you do, kidnap her for me!)
i have met:
eric drew feldman
rivers cuomo
mike watt
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =
France
2008 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 17:39:41
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you haven't met Eric.
I have met:
McDave
PJ Harvey
D'Arcy |
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