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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
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Posted - 04/06/2005 :  14:15:41  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

ok, as much as I hate to say it simon is right.

the dress does sort of exist though, it was silver and a bit different from how I described and I bought it from a charity shop I worked in, wore it on my 16th birthday to party for the day-group of downs adults I used to work for, got seranaded to that time of my life song from dirty dancing by a downs guy whose birthday it also was. My mother hated that dress though, threw it away without telling me.

you guys really wanted to know that huh.

I'll guess the midget t shirt is a lie, because short people are not for sport.


I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run

Only partially true. This is more of a contest than a sport. Per se, of course.
I've got the midget T on, but no Hawaii shirt.

Today I received in the mail:
- a wedding invitation
- a student loan statement
- an Extreme Pie catalogue


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  16:09:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Cheese - no student loan statement

CD's I've listened to today:
1) David Byrne - Look Into the Eyeball
2) X - Wild Gift
3) Duke Ellington - The Great Paris Concert
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  17:30:14  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Darwin, I'm going to guess you haven't listened to the Duke Ellington album.

Things I've eaten today:
1. Cheese steak
2. Ham sandwich
3. Pizza



"Reunion? Shit union!"
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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  19:51:12  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
cheesey didn't get a pie catalog

darwin didn't listen to look into the eyeball, he listened to grown backwards (which is far superior)

vovat didn't eat a cheesesteak today

tonight i did not:

cook (i ate leftover and let my chicken marinate overnight)
drink
watch tv

-Brian

If you move I shoots!

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  23:24:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Vovat was right (no, Duke, that was yesterday)
Brian was wrong (about Eyeball and about Grown Backwards being better. I really like Eyeball. I've only listened to Grown Backwards twice. THe first time I was disappointed and the second two some songs were growing on me. I can do without the operatic pieces and Rufus Wainwright.)

Brian hasn't been drinking

Edited by - darwin on 04/06/2005 23:50:37
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  23:57:27  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
cheese man lies about invitations
vovat lies about pizzas
brian lies about tv

books next to my bed are
  • New York Trilogy - Paul Auster

  • Tough Tough Toys for Tough Tough boys - Will Self

  • Fear and Loathing in Las vegas - Hunter. S. Thompson


  • tell me lies ,tell me sweet little lies (tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies) oh, no, no you can’t disguise (you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise) tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

    ()



    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
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    darwin
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
    5454 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  00:39:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Kitty - I think no Fear and Loathing
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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  01:12:37  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    darwin hot damn you're a genius
    consider yourself reinstated


    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
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    Cheeseman1000
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Iceland
    8201 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  01:21:38  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    quote:
    Originally posted by Broken Face

    cheesey didn't get a pie catalog

    darwin didn't listen to look into the eyeball, he listened to grown backwards (which is far superior)

    vovat didn't eat a cheesesteak today

    tonight i did not:

    cook (i ate leftover and let my chicken marinate overnight)
    drink
    watch tv

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!



    Yup, no pie catalogue per se. It's actually Extreme Pie, which is the Extreme Sports channel's website shop, but still.


    I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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    Doog
    * Dog in the Sand *

    United Kingdom
    1220 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  03:39:25  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
    Brian didn't drink!

    In my dark past I have:
    -Called Jarvis Cocker a "dork" right to his face
    -Played a Robbie Williams song live on Radio One
    -Did an unrehearsed show playing drums for a Nirvana tribute band

    "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
    www.doog.tk
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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  06:09:03  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    i didn't cook - i decided to let my chicken marinate overnight so that tonight it will be extra delicious
    you've never played a robbie williams song doog

    spot the show i didn't attend:

    stone temple pilots/local h @ madison square garden 1996 (steven tyler and joe perry of aerosmith came out and played 2 songs with STP)
    foo fighters/talk show/verbena @ roseland ballroom 1997 (talk show was stone temple pilots with a different singer)
    beck/flaming lips @ the beacon theater, halloween 2002 (beck covered 'do you realize?')


    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    Doog
    * Dog in the Sand *

    United Kingdom
    1220 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  08:10:32  Show Profile  Visit Doog's Homepage  Click to see Doog's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
    I'm gonna say the Beck/Lips show. I dunno why, I just am..

    And I have once performed a Robbie Williams songs (on drums) on BBC Radio One! And all my punk cred dissapeared in that short space of time. I've never met Jarvis Cocker (he of Pulp, for those not in the know), and probly would never call him a dork.

    "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
    www.doog.tk
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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  10:08:45  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I wondered past Jarv at a festival once, for a munter he's quite hot.

    I'll say stone temple pilots

  • When I was at school I got into trouble for dying my hair blue

  • When I was at school I got into trouble for having my one ear pierced seven times

  • When I was at school I got into trouble for wearing DM's instead of school shoes




  • I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  11:12:20  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I agree with Doog on the Beck show.

    Kitten, you never got into trouble about the blue hair.

    Last night I at the Alabama Thunderpussy gig:

    Lost my favourite 7 year old(!) fish lighter

    Hid from the creepy man behind the merch stand

    Fainted like a victorian lady


    The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  11:35:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I have met:

    • CVB's David Lowery (twice)
    • Charles Thompson (thrice)
    • Dave McCaffrey (four times)


    I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  11:54:18  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    i did not see beck as it sold out. boo

    you did not get in trouble for the shoes tre

    kiki hasn't met mcdave 4 times

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  12:33:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Thanks for rubbing it in, Brian. *boo hoo hoo*

    Nic, did you really faint? No, you did not? Did you?

    In my town there is:

    • no computer store but there is a shop that fixes manual typewriters
    • no Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Kenny Rogers, KFC, TGIF, Chillis or Friendly's
    • no building higher than two stories



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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  12:48:22  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    no burger king? you so lie

    I never got into trouble for blue hair because my hair is too dark to dye


    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run
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    floop
    = Wannabe Volunteer =

    Mexico
    15297 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:05:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    kathryn has not met McCaffrey


    in school i got in trouble for:

    - urinating on a wall
    - dressing like Hitler
    - climbing on the roof




    ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:08:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    floopie, you did piss on the wall but you didn't dress like
    Dolph. I have not met McDave four times.

    Tre, no Burger King, Wendy's, Arby's, Kenny Rogers, KFC, TGIF, Chillis or Friendly's. Keep guessing.




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    floop
    = Wannabe Volunteer =

    Mexico
    15297 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:10:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    you are correct. i didn't dress like Hitler




    ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:26:15  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Kathryn - no building higher than 2 stories

    And yes, I did faint *is mortally embarressed*

    I now have a large lump on my head bruises all down my one arm, and graised knuckles on my one hand - plus it all happened just as ATP were hitting their stride. Plus it was bearded tattoo heaven.

    The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:29:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Right you are, Nic.

    Oh my! What made you faint? Lemme guess...too
    many libations, too little sleep, too many tattoed
    love boys....

    I have:

    never fainted
    never been surgically operated upon
    never had my wisdom teeth removed


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  13:40:19  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I think I may have been overwhelmed by the Thunderpussy.

    I think that Kathryn, you may be lying about the wisdom teeth.

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  14:00:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Not to rub it in but I have never fainted.

    But I have

    • passed out in an elevator in Puerto Rico, wearing nothing
    but a bikini and going up and down floor after floor. Um, too
    many poolside fruity tropical drinks with umbrellas in them.
    It was before noon. Well before noon. But so many years ago.

    • vomited into every single sink at my college dorm bathroom.
    Five sinks. Five upchucks. One night. Many drinks.

    • run naked in front of a whole hockey team.


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  14:05:28  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    That makes me feel a whole load better. Thank you.

    The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  14:17:50  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you never ran naked in front of a hockey team, though you have been tempted to many times.

    tonight i will:

    see my brother
    see my father
    see my sister

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  15:21:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Brian, you don't have a sister! And you are right, I'm never
    one to streak. Flash, sure; streak, no. A girl has her
    limits!

    Clarification: there are only two buildings in my town
    that have more than two stories. A 3-story one (no elevator)
    and a 5-story one (w. 2 elevators).





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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  15:28:04  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    correct, i do not have a sister

    and i didn't see you as the streaking type

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  15:35:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I have witnessed Frank

    • returning from doing his laundry at the laundromat
    • be made fun of by Scott Boutier and McDave
    • drop a heavy electrical wire on his toe while setting up


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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  16:05:47  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you did not see him drop a wire on his toe (i too saw him at a laundromat once in brooklyn)

    the reasons my chicken sucked that i made tonight:

    didn't defrost properly
    shitty marinade
    no wok, had to use frying pan

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  16:10:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Right you are.

    The marinade. It was shitty.

    Now tell your laundromat story.




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    VoVat
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
    9168 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  16:30:01  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
    Brian, I'm guessing it didn't defrost properly.

    I'm stealing the "people I've met" thing from Kathryn.

    Scott McCaughey
    Neko Case
    Eloise Jarvis McGraw



    "Reunion? Shit union!"
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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  17:32:23  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    well, the 2 reasons were shitty marinade and poor defrosting. who'd have thought that ALL DAY wasn't enough time. i'm so impatient.

    my laundromat story is quite uneventful. first catholics show i saw i got there insanely early (as i always do) and saw charles and mcdave coming out of a laundromat. too chicken to say hi. said it later at a bad time and he ignored me. i hated him (charles) until the music started. then i loved him again. next two times i met the man he was much much friendlier. i probably had better timing those times as well.

    you never met neko case (but if you do, kidnap her for me!)

    i have met:

    eric drew feldman
    rivers cuomo
    mike watt

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    The Holiday Son
    = Quote Accumulator =

    France
    2010 Posts

    Posted - 04/07/2005 :  17:39:41  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you haven't met Eric.

    I have met:
    McDave
    PJ Harvey
    D'Arcy
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