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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 04/05/2005 :  10:51:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, I do NOT own any Throwing Muses. Nic has
two kinds of handcreme and a map of LA that she
looks at on a daily basis just to torture herself, but
no film. Denis and Madame Denis are planning
a trip to LA (sorry, Nic) and then Hawaii.

Today my daughter is wearing:

1) a handmade pink tiara with white feathers glued on it AND a purple hair clip AND red heart-shaped tinted sunglasses AND
two pigtails
2) 14 plastic (mostly pink) bracelets and a frog ring and two Mardi Gras bead necklaces (pink and purple)
3) a pink fluffy leotard




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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
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Posted - 04/05/2005 :  11:03:50  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
wrong and wrong. We consider going to San Francisco for Xmas, and to Egypt sometimes in September, but Hawaii won't be for this year as my friends are going there in May and I won't have holidays at that time.

Nic, this butter dish story is bullshit.
K, I think the right answer is #1.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  11:12:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sad to say, you are wrong, my jet-setting French friend.

Today's a rare, non-pink leotard day for the midget. But she is wearing, among other things, a handmade pink tiara with white feathers glued on it AND a purple hair clip AND red heart-shaped tinted sunglasses AND two pigtails AND 14 plastic (mostly pink) bracelets and a frog ring and two Mardi Gras bead necklaces (pink and purple).

Next!


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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  11:13:46  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i don't think she is wearing #2 kiki

the maintanence guy at work is wearing:

an old ratty cure tshirt
aviator sunglasses
the largest black sneakers i've ever seen - seriously, the are frankensteinian

-Brian

If you move I shoots!


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  11:21:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's true, Brian. Check out my last post.

Your janitor is not wearing a Cure T-shirt.

Today

• A developmentally challenged 9 year old followed me around
an elementary school
• A doctor examined my breasts
• A man with Downs Syndrome sat next to me at the bagel shop.



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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:23:10  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kathryn - you missed my earlier post, the map of LA lives on my desk, not in my handbag.

Brian - there's no way he's wearing aviator sunglasses

Denis - you were right - it was my grandmother that made the maitre'd cry over a butter dish.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:35:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn - you haven't had your breasts examined by a doctor today

I want to play. Can I play?

I have lived for at least 2 months in:
1) London
2) Thailand
3) Costa Rica
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:38:22  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You lie about London Darwin.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:39:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nope, I lived in London for about 9 months, but I was 2 years old.
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 04/05/2005 :  14:44:24  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'll get one right eventually I tell ya!

Right - Costa Rica then?

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  15:33:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No, I lived in Costa Rica for 3 months. I've been to Thailand (honeymoon) but only for a week.

Another stumper. I have:
1) riden my bike right into the back of parked truck
2) caught my thumb with a fishook
3) had my nose broken by a baseball
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  15:52:49  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Brian - frankentrainers were not worn
Kathryn - 9 year old didn't follow you around
Darwin - you didn't ride your bike into the back of a parked truck because I think you're way cleverer than that
(don't let me down here)



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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  18:21:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
darwin, yes on the breasts, no on the down syndrom man sitting next to me. he sat in the booth next to mine. (honeymoon in thailand
sounds nice!) a baseball never marred your fabulous face.


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Broken Face
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USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  19:05:12  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
he was NOT wearing aviators

darwin did not ride his bike on a truck

less than enjoyable things that happened today:

ate a crappy dinner
got ignored by my secret real life crush
stubbed my toe hard as a sonofabitch in the shower

-Brian

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 04/05/2005 :  21:25:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I hate to let kitty down but I did ride my back into the back of a truck. I was too busy playing with my bike computer (checking my speed), looked up, and wham. Next thing I know I'm on the grass trying to straighten my wheel. No idea how much time I lost.

Brian - didn't eat a crappy dinner
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  02:14:12  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Darwin, you lie about the fish hook.

Brian, you lie about the secret real life crush ignoring you.





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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/06/2005 :  04:28:33  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Darwin you shatter me! I thought you were the cleverest in the world, thats my belief system getting it's third overhaul of this year.
I'll go for Brian not stubbing his toe then

When I was young
  • At Goodrich castle near ross on wye the carpark and castle is on a hill, at the bottom of the hill are really cool woods where my brothers and I would climb trees and prat around after we got bored of climbing the castle. My middle younger brother Michael got so excited to be at this castle he ran down the path of this hill to go play in the woods, unfortunately his momentum was so great he couldn't stop until he ran face first into a giant oak tree and rebounded quite hilariously.

  • My father took my brothers and I camping near torquay and one day we all went sea fishing on a boat. I was about eight at the time and quite disturbed by the flippant way this greasy boat owner was killing all the catches. He would stick his finger down the throat and snap their necks(?) he saw I wasn't happy about it so started killing the fish in front of me and said "it's ok, I'm just flicking their off button" so I stood up and stared at the man and said "if thats so lets see you flick them on again" much to my fathers amusement

  • sometimes on a saturday we would go to the see the kiddy matinee film at the cinema in Merry Hill and we went there to see Dead Poets Society, all through the film my brothers and I were uncommonly quiet until the very end where all the kids are standing on their desk to show support for the Robin Williams character, my youngest brother Daniel, so moved by this stands on his chair in the cinema too with tears rolling down his face, much to the amusement of everyone in the cinema.



  • I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run

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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  05:54:30  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Kitten - this is the toughest one yet.

    I think the first one is a lie.

    Tonight I will be wearing:

    a cleavage bearing top
    a metal studded bracelet thing (to deal with unruly types from the moshpit)
    lucky ribbon

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    Broken Face
    -= Forum Pistolero =-

    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  06:16:41  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    i did NOT stub my toe in the shower (i did that later in the day)

    tre your youngest brother didn't stand up in the theater, but a different one did

    nicole, you don't have a lucky ribbon

    when i was a kid:

    i used to be deathly afraid of men with beards
    i used to pretend i was george harrison and put on 'concerts' for people just openly strumming an acoustic guitar
    i had really bad feberal seizures and had to wrapped in ice or dunked in cold water on more than one occasion

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
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    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  06:20:36  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Brian you're right, I was the one who wept like a bitch at the end of Dead Poets Society (I was a kid after all) my brother Daniel did stand up on his chair once though, but not in that film, we went to see arachnaphobia and at the end, in the wine cellar where Pullman is looking down the tubes my brother lost it leapt onto his chair and screamed KILL IT KILL IIIIIITTTT at the top of his voice

    I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face

    Nic you lie about showing your cleavage and Brian you lie about beards


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  06:31:09  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I'm so crap - of course I have a lucky ribbon - it's specifically a lucky gig ribbon *hangs head at the patheticness of it all*
    Tre you are quite correct - I cannot show my cleavage since I don't have one.

    And I agree with Tre about the beards.



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    Cheeseman1000
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Iceland
    8201 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  06:40:45  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Ya beards it is.

    Bad habits
    - I regularly pick my nose and often eat the result
    - I pick out my belly button fluff before I take a shower and wash it down the sink
    - I clip my toenails in public places and don't neccessarily clean up after


    I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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    Broken Face
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    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  07:02:13  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    wow, i thought the beards was a good lie, since it was my cousin ian that was afraid of men w/ beards.

    you don't eat your boogers cheesey

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  09:15:27  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I'll go with toenails in public places.

    pretty oogy cheeso, pretty oogy.

    I am wearing
  • a black linen side split skirt

  • brown dm platform mules

  • a black v neck t shirt with a swirly letter A on the front



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    Broken Face
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    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  09:29:03  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you are not wearing brown shoes with an all black outfit. i'm the least fashionable person i know and i would advise against that!

    today, via iTunes, i purchased:

    "Cherub Rock" - Smashing Pumpkins
    "All Summer Long" - the Beach Boys
    "Stereo" - Pavement

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    darwin
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
    5454 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:05:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Fishhook was my lie. [Kitty, it was a brand new computer and I was busy trying to figure out when I needed to turn around so that I could make a softball game on time. I learned my lesson.]

    Brian - no Beach Boys (you already own it)
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    starmekitten
    -= Forum Pistolera =-

    United Kingdom
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    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:09:55  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I'll go for cherub rock

    Brian you're wrong

    Darwin, I love you but I'm sorry I've already re-orientated myself to this new way of thinking and whilst I still think you're very clever, you're no longer my cleverest in the world. Sorry.
    (although I can talk, I can't even ride a bloody bike)


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    Cheeseman1000
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Iceland
    8201 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:10:53  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    quote:
    Originally posted by Broken Face

    wow, i thought the beards was a good lie, since it was my cousin ian that was afraid of men w/ beards.

    you don't eat your boogers cheesey

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!



    If only it were that simple Brian. I have to add it's more of a private thing. Tre was right, btw, no toenail clippings, I do have some boundaries.

    However, I think she's lying about wearing a skirt. If she's not then she should post the picture as proof. Brian Face, you did not download Pavement.


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

    4209 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:11:33  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Brian, you lie like a cheap watch about Pavement - you've already got that in your collection.



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    Broken Face
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    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:25:00  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    a ha! only kitty was right - i did not download cherub rock

    i did purchase both pavement and the beach boys - i have them on VINYL (beach boys)/CASSETTE (pavement) but i wanted them on my iPod and didn't have the time/patnience to transfer - so for 2 dollars i got two of my favorite songs on my iPod - worth it to me

    tonight i plan on cooking:

    chicken terriyaki
    steamed white rice
    green beans

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    starmekitten
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    United Kingdom
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    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  10:26:06  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Simon you're wrong I am wearing a skirt today but you're going to have to take my word for it.

    No black T shirt mind, orange lace trim V neck, dunno where that stands in the fashion stakes Brian dearest but I never was one for fashion anyway, I'm more of the ooh pretty I'll take it school of thought



    keeping that in mind, past clothes that I used to wear out in public
  • pink trousers with tiger faces all over them and inside the tiger face the stripes spelled the word lily

  • black long high-necked seventies dress with mary quant style red flowers pattern all over it

  • yellow t shirt with the words nurses do it best and a cartoon syringe all depicted in rainbow glitter accross the chest


  • and no green beans

    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run

    Edited by - starmekitten on 04/06/2005 10:56:25
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    Cheeseman1000
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Iceland
    8201 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  11:30:43  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Black dress. I don't know why, that just sounds wrong.

    I'm wearing:
    - my 'Midget Toss Championship' T-shirt
    - my South African football shirt
    - '82 Hawaii Deluxe shirt


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    Broken Face
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    USA
    5155 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  11:38:35  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    correct - i wish i was making green beans but i haven't planted the seeds yet

    you never wore tiger pants tre

    and simon, you're probably wearing your midget toss shirt under your hawaiian shirt

    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    starmekitten
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    United Kingdom
    6370 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  11:41:07  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    ok, as much as I hate to say it simon is right.

    the dress does sort of exist though, it was silver and a bit different from how I described and I bought it from a charity shop I worked in, wore it on my 16th birthday to party for the day-group of downs adults I used to work for, got seranaded to that time of my life song from dirty dancing by a downs guy whose birthday it also was. My mother hated that dress though, threw it away without telling me.

    you guys really wanted to know that huh.

    I'll guess the midget t shirt is a lie, because short people are not for sport.


    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run

    Edited by - starmekitten on 04/06/2005 11:55:34
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    darwin
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    USA
    5454 Posts

    Posted - 04/06/2005 :  12:01:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    quote:
    Originally posted by starmekitten

    I'll go for cherub rock

    Brian you're wrong

    Darwin, I love you but I'm sorry I've already re-orientated myself to this new way of thinking and whilst I still think you're very clever, you're no longer my cleverest in the world. Sorry.
    (although I can talk, I can't even ride a bloody bike)


    I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run



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