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starmekitten
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  07:25:37  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde

Tre, this is tricky. All 3 are very likely. But I'll say the Ibiza postcard is on the fridge and not on your wall.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."



have you been sneaking round my house at night?
thats spooky


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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  07:34:23  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
What's your favorite scary movie?


Denis

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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  07:47:52  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Seriously, that wasn't so difficult. I knew you had an Ibiza postcard cause all the english seem to spend their holidays in Ibiza (at least the ones who still haven't bought a house in Southern France, but they're old and rich and you don't hang out with them). And you never put postcards on your wall, you stick them on your fridge with magnets in shape of vegetables.
Yeah, I've been reading Sherlock Holmes books a lot lately.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  12:13:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ooh, I like Surfer's "ex lover" route. I'm going with
the Harley riding Swiss butcher. You never slept with one
but you did bed a stripper and a former paratrooper molecular biologist. May I steal your idea?

I slept with

a twin (and almost him and his brother at the same time)
a CIA undercover agent
a man who then came out of the closet



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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  12:45:00  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Teehee! WRONG!

The Swiss butcher - Thomas, is one of my very fond memories and possibly may be responsible for getting me intrigued by the whole facial hair thing.

I love the thought of you bedding a secret agent - it's so Detroit Cobras, even though I don't think you did.

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ElevatorLady
= Cult of Ray =

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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  12:46:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, let me try this one. You never slept with a CIA undercover agent, right?
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  12:49:09  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Lie to us Elevator Lady.



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ElevatorLady
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  13:52:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My heart is so pure, I cannot tell a lie.

Actually, the sad truth (and this is really sad) is I can't think of anything at the moment. Though better times might come.
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  14:02:02  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I eagerly await big fat fibs from you.

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starmekitten
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  14:33:59  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ok I guess glove fetishest and closet guy are lies

ok:
  • I have kissed more girls than boys

  • The last person I kissed was not the person I was in love with (we'd sort of split up)

  • I have made out inside a church



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    mosleyk
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    USA
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  14:44:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I would say you made out in a church.

    Sticking with the church theme
    In honor of the Pope passing, I will do a religious one.

    1. I once brought my summer bible school teacher cookies injected with vinegar.
    2. My husband and I frequent the Christian Science Reading Room.
    3. My best friend got ordained as a pastor through a magezine and married two other friends of mine.
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
    15320 Posts

    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:08:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Tre, here is your lie: The last person I kissed was not the person I was in love with (we'd sort of split up)


    Mosleyk, you and Mr. Mosleyk don't hang out in your local Christian Science Reading Room.


    Sadly, you have all guessed wrong about my lie.
    Secret agent man wasn't just a song for me, but
    a 10-year luv thang. And it was good, so good.

    Oops, sorry. I get carried away thinking about him and
    his big gun and handcuffs, which he had to carry
    because of work.

    The twin thing almost happened but didn't happen, so that's the lie.

    Speaking of lies, I await ElevatorLady's!








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    starmekitten
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:10:51  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    actually the lie was I have never made out in a church, I'm a relatively good girl me!

    I'm guessing the vinegar injection is the lie


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    mosleyk
    = Cult of Ray =

    USA
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:30:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I just love the secret agent story! You must write a book someday.

    Tre, I agree the last person you kissed.....that's the lie.

    Sorry. Kathrynn with one "n"....Mr. Mosley and I do go to the Christian Science Reading room. My husband grew up CS, and I find it fascinating....a woman started it all.

    Sorry...Tre...you may be a good girl, but I wasn't (actually I have had sex in a church...should of added that to the list..darn)..I did inject vinegar into the cookies of my bible teacher. He was a sexist pig!

    So...the lie is the best friend magezine preacher. It was actually more of a twisting of the truth. I had a friend of of friend who was married that way.
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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:36:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Wait! You are saying you've made out with more
    women than men, kittie? Woo woo!

    And I thought I was the racy one having sex on a
    church lawn.

    More lies, please.


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    mosleyk
    = Cult of Ray =

    USA
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:52:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    It all makes sense....didn't Tre post something awhile ago about going home drunk after a party with a millitant lesbian and waking up in an oversized purple night shirt, and not remembering anything.

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  15:57:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    Yes she did, she did.

    Now, more lies, please.


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    starmekitten
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    United Kingdom
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  18:14:55  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    6 girls to 5 boys, only because girls are easier I think :P

    In my wardrobe there is
  • a pair of black rubber flip flops with spikes all over the straps and all round the edge of the base

  • a cream and fuscia silk bag with one fully sequined side in the shape of some flowers

  • a black led zeppelin t shirt




  • I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run

    Edited by - starmekitten on 04/04/2005 18:15:22
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    Broken Face
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    USA
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  18:28:45  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you totally do not own a zepplein tshirt

    the worst romantic experiences of my life:

    dating a girl who had a REALLY strong gag reflect, so much so that she once puked all over me during oral sex
    making out with a girl who refused to open her mouth
    having a ex-girlfriend who's breath always smelled like cabbage


    -Brian

    If you move I shoots!

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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  19:08:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    I'm going for the puke here, Brian. That could not have
    happened. Right? And I'm gonna agree with you,
    no Zed T for Tre.

    Tonight I

    lifted weights for an hour
    ate a peanut butter cookie
    swam a mile



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    Broken Face
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  19:12:22  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you did NOT lift weights

    you are correct - but i do know a girl who refused to go down on her boyfriend for fear of vomiting on him

    i own albums by

    booker t and the mgs
    miles davis
    interpol



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    starmekitten
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  19:16:32  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    no booker
    no cookies
    and yes no zeppelin t shirt (although there is one i covet)


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    kathryn
    ~ Selkie Bride ~

    Belgium
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  19:21:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    No Interpol poseurs for you, Brian.

    Yes on the cookies, yes on the weights, no on the swim!

    (btw, "I won't go down on you because I fear I might vomit on you" = "I don't care enough about you or our sex life")

    I own albums by

    Throwing Muses
    Miles Davis
    Led Zeppelin







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    Broken Face
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    USA
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  19:37:23  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    correct on the no interpol

    (i agree on the no oral sex thing. it turns out she was crazy and he was gay. that oral sex would've been so awkward!)

    you do NOT own a throwing music album somehow

    today at work i:

    jumped up and down listening to the mets lose on the radio
    had a bowl of beef barely soup for lunch
    answered the phones for 10 minutes while the secretary had to go to the drugstore


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    floop
    = Wannabe Volunteer =

    Mexico
    15297 Posts

    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  22:52:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    In my 'top drawer' there is/are:

    - five pairs of black satin lace trim girl shorts

    - one black paisley basque

    - one pair of fishnet tights




    ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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    starmekitten
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  23:10:49  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I'm guessing floop doesn't have the fishnets

    ()


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    floop
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    Mexico
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    Posted - 04/04/2005 :  23:28:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
    you know me too well.

    i'm guessing you don't have the paisley basque (whatever that is)




    ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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    vilainde
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Niue
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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  02:16:29  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    quote:
    Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
    Denis I think you lie about the cinema.



    Oops. Forgot I had posted something. The right answer was: I didn't go clubbing.

    Brian: you didn't have beef soup.

    This morning I heard:
    - Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus"
    - Hot Chocolate's "You Sexy Thing"
    - Trucks' "It's Just Porn Mum"


    Denis

    "I believe in your perfect face..."
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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  06:03:31  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    The glove fetishist stripper was real *has imaginary post coital cigarette just thinking about him* - a whole load of trouble but a whole load of fun. The German Paratooper molecular biologist was in fact an ex housemate and no way in hell would I have ever gone anywhere near him.

    Denis - No Rock Me Amadeus

    Brian - no beef soup



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    Broken Face
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    USA
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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  06:54:49  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    you're all right - no beef soup. that was what i had last monday at work

    denis, you didn't hear hot chocolate

    i am:

    wearing a tshirt inside out
    wearing pajama pants
    not wearing my glasses

    -Brian

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    vilainde
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Niue
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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  07:03:52  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    That's right, Brian. I did listen to You Sexy Thing, but that was the Tom Tom Club version. What scares me is that both Nic and you find perfectly normal that I listen to Trucks. For the record, I didn't want to, I HAD to.

    No typos in your message so I assume you do have your glasses on. I think you're not wearing any kind of pants. You sick perv.


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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  07:08:14  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    I think you ARE wearing your glasses.

    In my handbag right now:

    2 different types of handcream
    camera film
    map of LA

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    Broken Face
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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  08:09:07  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    i was NOT wearing glasses. my typing skills are just THAT good

    you don't still have your LA map in your bag, even though you miss it terribly

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    vilainde
    >> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

    Niue
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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  08:27:10  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Yes she has. What she doesn't have in her bag is a camera film.

    This year I'm planning holidays in
    - Egypt
    - California
    - Hawaii


    Denis

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    Surfer Rosa
    > Teenager of the Year <

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    Posted - 04/05/2005 :  10:46:56  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
    Brian - you're spot on (thought it is on my desk for quick reference)

    Denis I think you lie about California (just to make me jealous!)

    Right - my crazy family:

    I've seen my aunt reduce a maitre'd to tears regarding the size of the butter dish

    My grandmother offered to pay for any plastic surgery I'd like when I was 18

    My grandfather once bought 2 lion cubs from the circus as an wedding anniversary present



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