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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 03/31/2006 :  16:26:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Star is the lie.

Earlier, I ate:

Steak.
A hotdog.
Egg Noodles.

pas de dutchie!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2006 :  14:47:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No noodles for Carl.
No cat called Eureka for VoVat.
At the time of his post Denis was not thirsty.
Melissa Auf Der Maur is in the next neighborhood over.

Today I witnessed the following visual atrocities:

• a dead bird splattered guts and all in the middle of a very busy road
• a pregnant woman with disgustingly long armpit hair
• a poster of a Basquiat quote work of art





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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/01/2006 :  15:14:03  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Kathryn is right. I never had a cat named Eureka. That's the name of Dorothy's cat in the Oz series.

I think Kathryn didn't see the poster.

Places I've been in this past week:

World Cafe Live
Applebee's
Target



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2006 :  07:56:16  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
For some reason, Applebee's rings false to me.

Today i have:

Listened to The Who
Called 911
Eaten Girl Scout cookies for breakfast

-Brian
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2006 :  09:55:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face

Eaten Girl Scout cookies for breakfast

-Brian




am i the only person who, for a split second, thought broken face was saying something else?

ps. if you ever read the 'what i ate' thread you'd know that VoVat is an often frequenter of Apelbee's



"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.” - General George S. Patton

Edited by - floop on 04/02/2006 09:58:37
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2006 :  11:21:45  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I DO eat at Applebee's relatively often, but I didn't in the past week, so Brian is right.

I think Brian hasn't called 911 today.

Things I scanned after setting up an old scanner I had lying around:

A picture of Snufferbux from "Ojo in Oz"
A picture of myself from college
An article on the Minus 5



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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2006 :  17:11:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I DO eat at Applebee's relatively often,



what about Chuck E Cheese?



"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.” - General George S. Patton
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Hailfargle
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
9 Posts

Posted - 04/03/2006 :  20:06:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

I DO eat at Applebee's relatively often, but I didn't in the past week, so Brian is right.

I think Brian hasn't called 911 today.

Things I scanned after setting up an old scanner I had lying around:

A picture of Snufferbux from "Ojo in Oz"A picture of myself from college
An article on the Minus 5



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."


On my wall I have...
    *A poster of Life of Brian autographed by Terry Gilliam
    *A hole I punched after hearing that one of my favourite films was being remade
    *The cover page of my work-in-progress novel



"If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite"--William Blake
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2006 :  05:45:48  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I did have to call 911, an elderly gent was having chest pains right outside my office.

I didn't listen to the Who.

Hailfargle doesn't have a Terry Gilliam autograph on his wall - its Terry Jones!

At the ballpark yesterday, i ate/drank:

Sausage and Peppers
Peanuts
Beer

-Brian

Edited by - Broken Face on 04/04/2006 08:06:35
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2006 :  08:13:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Peanuts.

I am:

Endowed with a very large manhood.
Lucky to be the world's number one lover.
A very bad liar.

pas de dutchie!
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Hailfargle
- FB Fan -

United Kingdom
9 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2006 :  17:23:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face

I did have to call 911, an elderly gent was having chest pains right outside my office.

I didn't listen to the Who.

Hailfargle doesn't have a Terry Gilliam autograph on his wall - its Terry Jones!

At the ballpark yesterday, i ate/drank:

Sausage and Peppers
Peanuts
Beer

-Brian



Ah, no, the Gilliam autograph exists. The hole never existed; I'm not a violent man. (Though I was deeply annoyed at the prospect of said film being remade...ugh, remakes. But that's another story entirely.)


"If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite"--William Blake
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  10:54:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Carl's post has me completely stumped. I don't think I can ever visit this thread again without feeling that funny dirty feeling.


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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  12:12:19  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
for record, i didn't drink at the ballpark.

i say carl is not a very well respected loverman.

Today, I:

Napped
Ate Pizza
Took 2 Showers

-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  18:14:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Brian, you totally napped and took two showers. Sadly, no pizza.

I have met:

Sting once
Elvis Costello twice
Natalie Merchant thrice


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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2008 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  18:39:13  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You've never met Elvis Costello.


Today,
* I won 50$ playing online poker
* I haven't seen the light of day
* I made some "pain perdu"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  18:44:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No pain perdu for you. I did meet Elvis, nervously and reluctantly, and I shook his hand and said "Thank you" and I had tears in my eyes. Total dork moment.


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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2008 Posts

Posted - 04/07/2006 :  19:01:31  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
No pain perdu for you.


I did make some. It was yummy.


I guess you haven't met Natalie then (I seem to remember you telling a story involving Sting).

Edited by - The Holiday Son on 04/07/2006 19:02:51
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-

USA
5155 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2006 :  14:11:23  Show Profile  Visit Broken Face's Homepage  Reply with Quote
i did not nap yesterday, but i did for upwards of 4 hours today.

Kathryn has met Natalie Merchant, but not 3 times.

Holiday Son did see the light of day.

I own:

Mariah Carey - Musicbox
The "Monster Ballads" CD as seen on TV
The Very Best of Prince

-Brian
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2006 :  14:26:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You so do not own any Mariah Carey, Brian!

I did meet Natalie Merchant no fewer than three times and each time she was precious and pretentious. The lie is having met Elvis Costello twice - only once.

The Holiday Son lost at online poker.

I just made:

couscous
hummus
chocolate-dipped strawberries


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The Holiday Son
= Quote Accumulator =

France
2008 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2006 :  14:40:03  Show Profile  Visit The Holiday Son's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
The Holiday Son lost at online poker.


I find your lack of faith disturbing.
I won, but only 5$.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/08/2006 :  14:44:00  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I didn't scan a picture of myself from college.

I don't have the time to add anything else to this thread right now, but I will mention that I don't think I've ever actually eaten at Chuck E. Cheese. I did have some of their pizza once when my brother worked there, but not actually in the restaurant itself.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Holy Fingers
- FB Fan -

USA
149 Posts

Posted - 04/10/2006 :  08:11:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1. I have screamed like a pre-teen girl trying to get Kim Deal's bass guitar pick.
2.I have a large pet snake named "Reggie", who likes to ride in airplanes.
3.I like women with hairy armpits.


"When you've done something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/13/2006 :  21:28:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
THS, you are a high roller, my friend!

Holy Fingers, hairy armpits trump large snakes, that is to say that your lie is your like of chicks w hairy armpits (it hurts just to type that).

This week two of my friends saw Melissa Auf der Maur

walking down the street
at the neighborhood recycling center
at the neighborhood compost center


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/14/2006 :  07:31:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
At the neighborhood recycling center?

Yesterday I bought:

A jacket.
A suit.
A hat.

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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 04/15/2006 :  06:25:47  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Liar! You never bought a jacket.

I need:

a shave
a shower
a haircut
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Holy Fingers
- FB Fan -

USA
149 Posts

Posted - 04/15/2006 :  06:29:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

THS, you are a high roller, my friend!

Holy Fingers, hairy armpits trump large snakes, that is to say that your lie is your like of chicks w hairy armpits (it hurts just to type that).

This week two of my friends saw Melissa Auf der Maur

walking down the street
at the neighborhood recycling center
at the neighborhood compost center


I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine



1.I have screamed like a girl trying to get Kim's pick
2.I DO NOT have a pet snake named Reggie (it's actually from Raiders Of The Lost Ark)
3.I certainly DO like women with hairy armpits. Natural all the way!

Sorry kathryn!



"When you've done something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/16/2006 :  14:27:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fbc

Liar! You never bought a jacket.

I need:

a shave
a shower
a haircut



Nope, I did buy a jacket!! But I did this wrong, I should have put just one untruth!

Er, you need a haircut?

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fbc
-= Modulator =-

United Kingdom
4903 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2006 :  00:43:40  Show Profile  Visit fbc's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I do, yes, but now I need all three
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2006 :  20:35:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You disappoint and frighten me, your Holiness.

Carl, you are right. The most recent Auf der Maur sighting was not at the recycling center.

Pick the lie out of the next trio:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
A watched pot never boils
All is good in the world



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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/20/2006 :  18:01:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
All is not good in the world.

Isn't that a fact?!

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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2006 :  12:50:29  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Yes, but I've also SEEN pots boil, so that means two of them are lies.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 04/24/2006 :  12:17:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And I'm sure some scorned women don't get all that furious.

I'm just going to stick my head in a bucket of cold water and lie down for a while...

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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2006 :  17:56:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've been nicknamed:

-Rennie (The indiestion tablets)
-Wrennboy
-Wrenntal Copy


Seán Says: You haven't lived until you've dueled with a midget
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2006 :  18:26:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wrennboy is the lie?


Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast!
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *

Ireland
1851 Posts

Posted - 07/12/2006 :  18:30:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sadly, it is not.
When a friend of mine gets drunk he starts calling himself "Ratman", apparently i'm his sidekick, "Wrennboy"
(It's Wrenntal Copy)


Seán Says: You haven't lived until you've dueled with a midget

Edited by - s_wrenn on 07/12/2006 18:31:34
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