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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 09/21/2005 : 02:13:38
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You're both wrong.
Plastering story is true, Willie Brown scared the hell out of me, he's nearly seven foot tall and a big huge guy and in the middle of the reception for plaster shouted about how he knew me as a baby and how I was scared of him then. I have a picture of my dad taking off my crappy plaster and putting a new one onmy broken wrist.
Zombie story is true, I have a picture of my mum trying to keep us all in one place to pose for the picture, I don't look terribly impressed, but I do look like a zombie.
Theme park is a lie. Didn't go to drayton manor, it was american adventure theme park, wasn't for my birthday it was for my brothers and my dad felt queasy after watching me go on the ride once, he wouldn't let me go on again. hehe.
As gifts I have been given:
- a winnie the pooh lunchbox because I like winnie the pooh which I plan to throw out
- a murder mystery dinner party game which I have never used and plan to throw out
- a big soft bagpuss toy which has sat on a shelf for years and I plan to throw out
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/21/2005 : 02:36:43
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Bagpuss is the lie. You could NEVER throw out Bagpuss. That would be too terrible to contemplate, and you would regret it in years to come.
On my run this morning, I saw:
A buzzard flying off from a tree
Two pairs of swans swimming on the loch
A cormorant landing on the river
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 09/21/2005 : 03:42:24
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No-one except teenage girls and children like Winnie the Pooh.
Cormorants don't tend to be river dwellers, I think, so that's my guess Steve.
These acronyms make me virtually cry:
ODL
RPA
EFR
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 06:49:05
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sorry Cheeso, people often forget that I might like the stories and yes I rate the tao of pooh and the te of piglet as interesting reads but I do not really like the disney merchandise so all too often end up being gifted shit like that. You think thats bad, someone gave me a giant eeyore for my birthday once, euk.
Llama you're right I have no bagpuss, but I'm not sure I would keep it if I did...
I'm going with Swan.
I'm not guessing Simons.
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 08:54:58
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Simon, EFR stands for egg fried rice and cannot possibly make you cry.
As for mine, the buzzard didn't happen (though it has on other days. There's loads of swans on the loch, but only two pairs today.The cormorant was on the river just up from the loch, sort of estuary area, but still the river. Kind of looked like this:
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 09/21/2005 : 10:14:37
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I loved Winnie-the-Pooh as a kid, and I still have pretty fond feelings toward the stories. I guess I'm the exception to the rule.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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Posted - 09/21/2005 : 18:09:57
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 19:47:07
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Tonight if I don't get more than 2 hours of sleep for the third consecutive night, I am going to
• cry
• cry
• cry
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/21/2005 : 19:59:11
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 02:48:33
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I'm going for the third cry.
My daughter:
Has an imaginary fish that has a bath with her.
Has imaginary people and chickens that go to nursery with her
Has two imaginary friends called Sarah and Katie.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 02:53:41
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I want the chicken and the fish to be true so I'm hoping the boring girls are a lie
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 05:29:16
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I'm sorry, I want the fish to be true too, but it's a lie. I wonder if I could introduce it....hmm...
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 05:51:01
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Good morning, everybody! And what a fabulous morning it is!
My friend just had twins so she now has 4 children under the age of 4 (but she has a HOT Swedish au pair)
My friend just had twins and named one of them Nicholas and on the same day another friend of ours had a boy and his name is Nicholas too
I have no friends My friend has twins and they were born 2 hours apart
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 06:39:43
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I want a hot Swedish au pair, forget the fish.
"You know, with a decent haircut and a new jacket, you could be quite attractive" |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 09:05:26
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I can't believe in the two Nicks.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/22/2005 : 10:51:56
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Swedish au pair* -- true
Two Nicks -- also true
* when I first met her, I was on the floor playing with several small children and looked up at her and I could have sworn her hot Swedish au pair 19-year-old legs were 10 feet tall.
What is our next trio?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/26/2005 : 12:53:42
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While away on our weekend break:
My daughter swam without buoyancy aids for the first time
My daughter fed an eagle owl by hand
My daughter used the word 'enthused' to say she was excited
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 06:54:59
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Your angel said "enthused" and fed a big bird, but she isn't ready to swim unaided yet.
By 9 this morning I had
been emailed porn from a fellow forumer
watched some online porn
sent a friend in rehab a requested link to a spanking site
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 09/27/2005 : 07:06:15
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Llama, I don't think your kid said "enthused". Why would she invent words anyway?
K, you haven't watched online porn - yet.
Last Saturday in a drunken stupor I:
- managed to shoot 6 out of 6 rabbits at the rifle shooting range
- tried to dance on the table, fell off and hit the head of the woman behind me with my elbow, making her leave the event earlier than expected and quite angry
- kissed my ex-girlfriend in front of my wife
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 08:41:01
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Wrong, Denis.
Also, you did not shoot any bunnies!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 11:09:49
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ach, I was going to go for the online porn as well. You didn't email a spanking link then.
Vilainde, I also think the bunnies are safe.
And yes kathryn, she needs armbands.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 11:14:45
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Denis, we eagerly await word that you did not hurt bunnies, real or otherwise.
Llama, I most definitely sent that link and it was much appreciated, I am told.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 11:17:27
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Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 11:18:15
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NOOOOOOO! And with the sheep hat on, no less!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 16:11:26
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That takes concentration.
here's another:
Tonight we had over for dinner:
A German who has a son called Paul Henry
A Spaniard who works on info-chemistry
An Englishman of indeterminate sexual preference
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 11:31:24
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No Englishman
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 14:40:31
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nope, sadly the Spaniard wasn't present. Still can't make up my mind about the Englishman.
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/04/2005 : 14:49:30
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This weekend I:
dragged my best friend off of her stoop where she escaped drunk as a sailor and stumbled down the stairs and onto the sidewalk wearing only pink panties with cross/skullbones on them plus a purple feather boa
was asked in Times Square at midnight whether I wanted to accept Jesus as my savior
pointed to a video image of Paul Banks and told Broken Face Brian "I want to have sex with that man"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 09:20:53
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I don't think 'Jesus' was in Times Square
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/05/2005 : 11:07:25
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He was not!
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2006 : 18:24:20
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Revival time.
My neighbors include:
• A busybody bitch who last week had the bad taste to march herself to the porch of another neighbor, a nice person of indistinguishable gender, and demand, "So, are you male or female?"
• Melissa Auf der Maur
• Two priests - one South African, the other a homosexual.
I’m the only one who can say that this light is mine
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2006 : 13:48:04
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No Melissa Auf der Maur, whoever that is.
Jobs I have had in the past:
Usher at a movie theater
Cashier at McDonald's
Sales associate at a frame store
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2006 : 17:47:21
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Usher at a movie theater(Melissa Auf Der Maur played bass in Hole).
Today I didn't:
Shoot an elephant in my pyjamas.
Go shopping.
Watch a movie with some friends.
 pas de dutchie! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 03/29/2006 : 00:39:31
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kathryn: no priests
nathan: no sales associate
carl: are we supposed to guess what you did or what you didn't do? I think you didn't go shopping.
I am:
- incredibly tired
- hungry
- thirsty
Denis
I love Guitar Wolf from the Erath! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2006 : 15:00:51
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Both Carl and Denis were wrong. I was never a cashier at McDonalds.
I'm going to guess that Carl didn't shoot an elephant, and Denis isn't thirsty.
Names of pet cats I've had include:
Cat
Star
Eureka
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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